The joke of Lantern Festival

When I sent a message to my dear, I actually sent "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival"

Only later did I realize that something was wrong.

I immediately reissued "I forgot that today is the Lantern Festival, and it's all the fault of the moon."

Who always says things like "the moon is sixteen times on the fifteenth"? !

What a demagogue!

You are the stuffing and I am the noodles. Let's have a Lantern Festival reunion. You are the lamp and I am the paper. Why don't you make a lantern and live a fire? You love me, I want to celebrate the festival! Happy lantern! The love between you and me is sweeter than Yuanxiao! Do you know how much I like you? ! Round pink face, grinning so sweetly. I really want to kiss your face hard and let you blend into my body. Ah! Sweet Lantern Festival. Today is the Lantern Festival! My friend, I miss you, just like this Lantern Festival. It's bulging and round, cooked in a pot, put in a bowl and put in your mouth. Oh, how sweet! On the fifteenth day of the first month, you must remember to go out and watch the moon, and remember to shout at the moon with a bow and a sword on your back: Chang 'e, come down and eat Yuanxiao! Maybe Chang 'e mm will really fly to your arms! The round moon, sweet sweet dumplings, holds a bowl for you, with my beautiful Lantern Festival wishes! Send you a bowl of glutinous rice balls. In the Year of the Monkey, you will have career dreams, warm love like spring, happy family reunion and wonderful fortune! Now, with my truest thoughts. Let the wind bring full blessings and give me a rare you in my life! I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! Put lanterns on the Lantern Festival, and the snow will be bright and rich. Jade candles are long, thousands of families are happy, and lanterns shine all over the spring. Happy Lantern Festival to my dear friends! Tangyuan is round, wrapped in sweetness and concentrated with thoughts; The moon is round, and I will never regret having you all my life; I really want my dream to be round and accompany you through year after year!

On the day of the Lantern Festival, I received a message of blessing from my colleagues: "Buddha said: Pay attention to the sincerity and touch that can be seen everywhere in life, and cherish every friend who walks together in life. Whether you believe in Buddhism or yourself, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival! "

I wrote back and said, "I don't trust anyone, I believe you!" " "

The other party sent me two identical short messages.

I was surprised and wrote back saying, "What kind of Buddha are you? Tang Priest said it three times! "

The other party replied: "My mobile phone is dying. I am afraid I will send it several times if I don't send it. "

I wrote back: "I said! You are really a wordy Buddha. You can't stand it. Believe in yourself! " Hmm. How interesting