The connotation of dirty jokes is a brain teaser.

One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks. Answer: Name. I'll sort out a brain te

The connotation of dirty jokes is a brain teaser.

One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks. Answer: Name. I'll sort out a brain teaser for you. I hope it will help you.

Dizzy brain teaser classic

1. What do women like most about men? They are big, thick and hard. Answer: deep pockets, hard back.

2. The tool for sheltering rain is called rain gear. What is the tool for sheltering the sun? Answer: sun umbrella

A monkey peeked at a person taking a bath on the roof. Why is he smiling while covering his mouth? Answer: The monkey laughed that the man's tail was not only short, but also long in front.

Why don't newspaper editors marry men? Answer: Every day.

5. What men have, women have and children don't have! Answer: * * *

6. a man and a woman in the company are on a business trip, sharing the same room at night, but the next day they are all right? Answer: Men are gay.

Xiaoming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend. Why did his girlfriend only get one letter? Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one each.

8. Who will win the fight between the male monkey and the female monkey? Answer: The male monkey is on it.

9. Does the arrow of the mountain shoot the man or the woman first? Answer: the man shoots the man first, and the man shoots the woman again.

10. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes

165438+ Why? Answer: There is only one you in my heart.

12. There is an organ in the human body, which is composed of two pieces of hairy meat. If you keep digging between two pieces of meat with your fingers, water will flow out, and if you poke it hard with a hard object, it will bleed. Answer: eyes

13. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? Answer: copyright page

14. Who is the most pitiful person in the world? Answer: Soldiers of the artillery company cooking squad.

15. What is the first novel published on the lover's face? Answer: first kiss

16. An elephant sells for 65438+ ten thousand. How much are two elephants? Answer: countless

17. Why did men and women break up? Answer: men and women have "don't"

18. He is often fucked from behind. Who is crying? Answer: ambulance

19. Why do women quarrel more than men? Answer: the man has an upper mouth, a lower microphone and two stereos.

20. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night? Answer: people

A selection of dizzy jokes and brain teasers

1. Why do boys and girls close the door when taking a shower? Answer: Men are afraid of birds flying out, while women are afraid of birds flying in.

2. Girls play place names for the first time. Answer: Kaifeng

3. What do men want most from women? What do women want most? Answer: I want it. I want more.

4. A girl called her boyfriend: "Come to my house, no one!" My boyfriend came running excitedly, but no one answered the door. Why? Answer: There really is no one.

5. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.

6. What do boys and girls have to do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.

7. Who was China's ancient freedom? A: The mountains covered with white sun are the best among the mountains.

8. What do witches like? Answer: Magic Man

9. A roast chicken only ate the head of the chicken and the chicken. What's wrong with this chicken? Answer: The chicken lost its virginity.

10. Who can't get married even if they have more money? Answer: the bank's safe.

1 1. What do women like to eat from men? Answer: vinegar

12. You have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What's going on here? Answer: Because you have a group of women, you are the only man!

13. Tang Priest rode a white horse dragon when he learned the scriptures. What kind of horse did the princess ride when she got married? Answer: The princess is sitting in a sedan chair.

14. What hat can't men wear? Answer: Nuts.

15. Why do men have to punch when drinking together? Answer: No toast.

16. A couple from China lived in Italy. One day, their wives went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she didn't know Italian, she just barked like a chicken and pointed at her chest. If she wants to buy chicken horns, she points to her own feet. The boss got it. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why? Answer: Her husband knows Italian.

17. Where is the girl? A boyfriend can only touch it once in his life, but a husband can't touch it once. Answer: when the lips say "boyfriend" and "husband"!

18. Where is the softest woman? Answer: You are always too soft-hearted

19. What do women like most about men? They are big, thick and hard. Answer: deep pockets, hard back.

20. Wife: "Oh, dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned to his wife safely, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle? Answer: The ring fell into the teapot of black tea.

Dizzy paragraphs, brain teasers, concise articles

1. It's important to change the vest into a bra. Answer: Pingze.

2. Fuck his family and type a word. Answer: Shake the sunshine.

3. The place name of Henan on the wedding night: Kaifeng.

4. Men are exhausted, so they hit a woman with an idiom. Answer: I can't extricate myself.

When a woman gives birth to a child, she plays an idiom. Answer: a dirty lie blows a person.

6. A bigamous woman answers with one word: Yes.

7. Long-legged women make up. Answer: lipstick is high

8. Children's dicks hit idioms. Answer: There is still a lot of time ahead.

9. The big girl stood at attention and easily typed the second place name in Henan. Answer: Hebi, Kaifeng and B, slit.

10. Forever * * * A world famous writer replied: What is Shakespeare's B?

1 1. Eternal Virgin-a world famous painter Answer: Picasso B lock.

12. * * * * Make an idiom to answer: Chong.

13. I haven't moved for a long time, but I suddenly moved. The top is moving, and the bottom is playing leisure sports. Answer: fishing.

14. Doing nothing during the day and doing one thing at night. Answer: Door bolt.

15. Honeymoon answer in one word: reading: Qi Lao Ri

16. Boars and cows mate to play an idiom. A: beyond the reach of the whip.

17. Bao Gong went to a brothel and typed an idiom for free. Answer: * * *

18. A common oral answer is that this century is a prostitute.

19. The income of the escort is increasing day by day.

20. Xiaoyu's mother scolded Xiaoyu's father for impotence. Guess the answer to an idiom: You can't stop Jed's father.

2 1. habitual abortion topic 1 answer: the elderly

22. sexual experience memorandum literary noun answer: diary

23. whoring never gives money to buy wine. Answer: Tempting fate.

24. A hair to a light, a white pulp in and out. Answer: toothbrush.

25. Two-part allegorical saying: Bullshit.

26. The old monk read a book and guessed a physiological phenomenon. Answer: Read the classics on the moon.

27. There is no bed to play on the wedding night. A: The sound will stand in the sky.

28. A drink brand of Snow White stripper Answer: Seven Up and Seven Dwarfs.

29. Dad took off his pants and guessed the name of an electrical appliance brand. Answer: Mom is happy.

30. Dig a hole three feet above the ground. Hard in, soft out to make a food. Answer: Baked sweet potato.

3 1. Half Boba guessed the name of a country. Answer: Italy is a big grain.

32. The blind do Lamian Noodles, play a proverb. The answer is nonsense.

33. Widows sleep in officialdom. Answer: There is no one on it.