Sex joke

CC: Ginseng, because I am a stranger.

2. Moderator: For example, if you want to buy this, how do you bargain?

Cc: Well ... (embarrassed smile) ... This is the national unified retail price.

3.CC, Jason and Wang Zhengliang get together to take photos during the break.

After posing, the three said, "Sister Chengdu",

Then CC said "three musketeers-three musketeers", and everyone fell down!

4. A polar bear has been plucking its hair ... it's so cold!

5.5-year-old children. CC wiped her hands directly on her clothes after eating.

CC: Wipe your hands again, and the white clothes on your clothes will become camouflage clothes!

6. Wake up and say: The beautician said that my skin is dry, so I should use that hydrating cream more. ...

CC said: Then you might as well use Nongfu Spring.

7. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet without saying hello. Why?

Because we don't know each other well. ...

8. What kind of person is Spider-Man?

CC: Loser, because he is Spider-Man.

What color is Spider-Man?

CC: White, because he is Spider-Man.

9.CC: What's the difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor?

He Laoshi looked childish: I've heard this before, but I still want to ask, what's the difference?

CC looks sweaty: It was ... Dad ... Ah, it fell from the twentieth floor ... Ah ... Lie down.

10. Cyclic CC Select Primary Key

The host asked, "Why did you choose Hao Ming?"

CC: "Because we are all handsome." Everyone laughed!

1 1. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

The truth (image) came out.

12.CC sitting on a skateboard, walking forward with both hands. ...

Reporter: Chen Chen, what are you doing?

CC looked innocent: Yesterday was the Dragon Boat Festival. I am rowing a dragon boat. ...

13. A turtle built a house and gave it a medicine name-Gaizhonggai.

The tortoise built another house and gave it a new medicine name-new cover and middle cover.

The little turtle went crazy, built more than 300 houses in one breath, and then gave it a medicine name-giant energy cover.

14. The trip to Xiangxi, the fast man is surrounded by mountains and the road is slippery.

CC said, "Director, if we fall down, the Happy Boys will not be broadcast!" "

15. On the trip to Xiangxi, the host said that he had a gift for Chen Chen.

CC: Really? Tell you what, can you come again tomorrow?

16. On the breakfast table, Hao Ming sprayed a face of oil while eating soup buns.

Xixi sat next to the child brought back by Hao Ming and said, "Do you regret being with him?" What a shame, isn't it? "

Hao Ming keeps laughing ~

17. At a lunch, chenchen asked Xiao Xinxin, "Chengde has Lulu, but Changde has what?"

18.CC Ask Miss Zhang: Jason, what will happen if a shark accidentally eats mung beans?

Miss Zhang thinks.

CC smiled and said: mung bean shark! ~ ha ...

19. A black cat and a white cat are walking on the road together.

As a result, the white cat fell into the ditch What did the black cat say when the white cat climbed up?

The black cat said, "Meow ~ ~"

20. At lunch, super girls enter the castle.

Tang Xiao said: "I was in the toilet last night when I suddenly heard Vision Wei fans shouting downstairs: Vision Wei! Almost made me constipated. " (Laughter).

CC said, "Oh, I'm sorry about that." After a while, he asked, "Did it succeed later?"

2 1. When the super girls entered the castle, everyone took their luggage.

Someone played a prank and brought the awakening box into the super girl's room. According to Chen Chusheng, it was put in the lobby on the first floor.

Wake up and clumsily carry the box out. At this time, the morning next to me has been quietly and expressionless: wake up, you are really hard ~

22. Four in three behind the scenes,

The host asked the contestants: Who will you call baby in the future?

Allen Su said: I will call someone I like very much.

Chu Sheng said: You can call children,

CC said: Call the baby!

Su Yu immediately hugged his arm: it's so cold ~ ~

Then the host said, Do you want him to pass?

Numerous powders: but ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

CC said: It's freezing here, so you won't let me pass ~ ~

23. A 5-in-4 video recorder,

CC and He Jie: "We are a combination of morning (sheng) meals!" (Then He Jie thought of a slogan),

CC: "We are a combination of morning (sheng) meals, and we have food to eat!"

24. Five simulated press conferences

A super girl asked: Do you all have girlfriends? Answer honestly!

Cc: Who answered it? Why do you want the teacher to answer?

25. Top three behind-the-scenes interviews

Moderator: Vision Wei, if you are qualified, please perform in the Crazy Edition.

CC: I'm crazy. (Awkward pause) If I'm crazy, I'll just rush out of this studio (wake up with my hands on my shoulders and freeze to death). . . )

26. Moderator: What is handsome? Are you wearing sunglasses like this?

If I take off my sunglasses, you will still see two pairs of sunglasses ...

Moderator: What are you most afraid of?

CC: The game was extended, and then my face was covered with bags under my eyes.

Moderator: What are your plans for the future?

CC: (Seriously, I said a lot) Then I asked for a face lift. ...

27. One day ... a male deer ran faster and faster ... to the end. ...

He became a "high-speed stag" .....

28. One noon, it was very hot and two bananas were walking on the road.

The banana in front said, it's so hot, and then took off his clothes, and the banana in the back slipped ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

29. In an interview, the host asked: What car do you like best?

Cc: Hummer

Moderator: How about we send you after the program?

After the performance. ...

Don't you want to give me a car?

Besides, Le Orange is cold enough.

Once watching the news of Chengdu TV Station, CC and Miss Zhang's Chengdu Rally, the reporter interviewed Le Yi Orange.

Reporter: Why do you like Vision Wei?

Xiaole Orange: Handsome! How crisp! )

Reporter: Why did you come to the canvassing party?

Xiaole Orange: Never seen a live one (Chen Chen).

Am I (a musical orange) that cold? ..................................................................................................................................................................

Grab the pole at high altitude

Wipe your eyes on the platform in Chen Chen.

Rui: Vision Wei, are you crying?

Morning: Yes.

Rui: Is it a timid person?

Morning: Yes.

(Ready to start jumping) Morning: Go! ! ! ! ! ................., please turn on the front camera ~ ~ (everyone falls to the ground)

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Cable walking bridge

Morning (looking at the bridge): This bridge is broken.

I see (Khan |||||||)

Morning: It's too dangerous here. Let's go back, Liang Jing (take Zhao Liang away).

Y: Cross the bridge.

Morning: From above or from below?

Y: How about swimming from below?

Morning: Do you want the staff to repair the bridge first (cold sweat ~ ~ ````)?

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Chen Chen and Peng Yuge insisted on crossing the bridge for the third time.

Y: If you can't get into the top three this time, will you still take part? )

Morning: Attend.

Y: Not yet?

Chen: Then I'll join Super Girl.

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Morning: Brother Peng Yu, we have to hurry.

It's getting dark, we'll be too late ... (that's what made me cry completely)

When filming Seventeen, Teacher Chen Chong said, "You have to run faster!"

Chen Chen rolled up his sleeves and said quietly, "Do you want to flip forward?" - -|||

Later, I heard someone say, "I want a somersault cloud." - -||||||

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In an interview, the reporter asked Vision Wei to tell some cold jokes to the readers.

1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: jasmine

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2. Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: sharpen the pencil.

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

4. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand

Reason: not (cloth) 10 thousand, just (paper) just in case.

It's cold.