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Mitsubishi Outlander, Honda CRV and Toyota Fangrong, which should I choose?

A brand-new domestic Feng Chun Honda CRV, on the whole, still follows the family-style design momentum.

As we all know, Honda and Volkswagen Tiguan are the hottest in the joint venture car market today. Now Honda CRV and Volkswagen Tiguan have the hottest joint venture car market. Today, Bian Xiao will introduce you to a brand-new domestic Chunfeng Honda CRV, which has been officially unveiled in North America. Next, let's take a look at this new car with Bian Xiao.

In terms of body size, the length, width and height of the new generation CR-V are 30/40/35mm larger than those of the current model. In appearance, the whole family still follows the momentum of family planning, and the L-shaped chrome decoration is also introduced into the external generalization of fog lamps, which is highly recognizable.

In the interior, there are avant-garde features such as dashboard/door panel data, wooden decorative panels, joint planning, etc. In addition, the new car is also equipped with a dual-temperature automatic air conditioner that can be started remotely, and a pedal parking scheme is also selected. With the increase of body size, the interior space has been further improved.

In terms of power, the new CR-V is matched with the 2.4L Earth Dream engine, and the turbocharged power is introduced for the first time. It is matched with the 1.5T engine, with the maximum power141kw (192ps) and the peak torque of 243Nm. The measured results of 100 kilometers reached 7.5 seconds, and the sales enthusiasm of CRV with newly upgraded equipment and power was high.

Everyday jokes

Xiaomei took the train and heard a conversation between two male passengers nearby.

Passenger A: "Yesterday, I also took you there. Tell me, what does it feel like to do that? "

Passenger B: "Uncle, I am bright and inexperienced, so I touched the one near the door. My chest is a little small and hard to touch! " "

Passenger A: "Hard? Can't, early know I also try. "

Xiaomei showed disdain on her face and interjected: "You uncles, you are not ashamed to say such despicable things!"

Passenger A: "What a bitch, girl, I am a milkman. Why not take my nephew to work on our farm? "

Xiaomei: "..."

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