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About supermarket service sketch short script
Service Industry Funny Sketch Script (Buying a TV)
Character:
The old man is in his 60s (countryman) Abbreviation: Old Man
Store owner: woman in her 40s (owner of a home appliance store) Store owner
Girl: young man in her 20s (owner of a home appliance store) Girl
Props:
(on stage There are a set of containers on each side facing each other, representing two home appliance stores)
Time: (New Year's Day morning)
Old man: Today is the morning of New Year's Day, and it happens to be sunny without rain. My eldest son Getting married is so busy that I spank my feet! I still haven't bought a TV yet, so I'm so anxious that I'm at a loss. The street was so noisy, and all I could hear was whining. If I hadn't been hard of hearing, I wouldn't have been able to stand it. (Entering the store) Oh, there are electrical appliances all over the room, but no one wants to say hello to me. Hey, buy something, buy something!
Girl: Ah, uncle, I am here.
Old man: You, the eldest sister, are playing hide and seek with me.
Girl: I’m looking for something under the counter. Uncle, what do you want to buy?
Old man: What did you say?
Girl: I said, what do you want to buy?
Old man: You are a pretty girl, but you speak in a soft voice. No need to ask. When I go to your electrical appliance store, I don't want to buy a TV, but a refrigerator. The goods must be good and the price is comparable.
Girl: OK, OK, take a look, how does this TV look like? The image is clear, the colors are bright, the design is reasonable, and it saves energy. The screen is neither big nor small, and the price is neither expensive nor cheap.
Old man: I am also looking at this TV at the opposite door, at your price. . . . . .
Girl: Not expensive, not expensive. 2550 yuan.
Old man: How much is it?
Girl: 2,550 yuan.
Old man: Hey, it’s fifty yuan more than the store opposite! It’s really better to go to one than to go to three places. Girl, we can't do business, we can't do it!
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Store: Xiaohong, come here. I lost my business and stopped doing it, so I helped you chase the person. I also said that the deaf old man gave me the money, so who knew you should refund the money to him. you. . . . . . . You, money may not bite you!
Girl: Doing business with integrity. The business in my store is booming, and it relies on the word "integrity". Uncle, here is one hundred yuan, please keep it.
Old man: Girl, I never thought you were here to refund the money! you. . . . . . What do you want me to say? This year's harvest is good, and many people in the countryside want to buy household appliances. You didn’t say anything, I’ll bring them all to your store when I get back!
Girl: Thank you very much.
Shopkeeper: Uncle, I am a stranger once, acquaintance the second time, and a friend the third time. Please help me find some buyers.
Old man: I’ll help you take care of the guests.
Store: If you help me bring customers, I won’t treat you badly and give you a kickback.
Old man: Hehe, they say people tend to take advantage. I also want your kickback, but I'm afraid of being beaten.
Store: Get some rebates, I won’t tell you, who knows. Who will hit you?
Old man: Think about it, if you do business like this, if I take people to your store to buy goods, none of those people will punch me or kick me twice! Now that my ears are bad, if you call me deaf, I'm afraid that when my legs are lame, you will still call me lame!
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