Henan xiehouyu daquan funny

Henan Xiehouyu Daquan is funny. Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form of Chinese. We usually use some two-part allegorical sayings in the process of expressing our thoughts, which is also the crystallization of people's wisdom. Here is to share the humor of Henan Xiehouyu Daquan.

Henan Xiehouyu Daquan is funny 1 1, don't tell lies-Daozhen.

2. It thunders on a sunny day-Qinglong

3, a cake is divided into two people-Shi Bing (tearing the cake)

4, rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

5, the groom who climbed out of the dog hole-not taking the right path.

6. Wolves bark like dogs-they have no good intentions.

7. Tie the clam to the foot bin-be a snake.

8. Duck jumps to the East-catching up with others (metaphor for blindly doing it with others)

9. This couple plays chess-Duijiang (Duijiang Town, Dafang County)

10, shopping without money-Bai Na (Bai Na Township, Dafang County)

1 1, three pairs of sandals-six (six pieces)

12, the sun came out-Kaiyang

13, Peace in the World-Pu 'an

14, toilet lighting-seeking death (shit)

15,21day no chicken-bad guy

16, the landlord gouged out his eyes-a blind ghost.

17, 500 yuan twice -250

18, fart on horseback-Zhengan (shock saddle)

19, set off firecrackers after the festival-Qing Yu

Marry a woman for 20 or 30 nights-Bijie (forced marriage)

2 1, fart in the bamboo forest-Zhenning (Zhenlin)

Twenty-two dollars for wiping your nose-very generous.

23, ink seal-seal (black seal)

24. Money Falling into the Water-Qianxi

25. Grandma, you are the seventh grandson.

26. Our grandmother sells the' bed' used by Ersao for swearing than Shangqiu-Ergezhai (where the second brother is) in Henan Province (Ergezhai is located in Nanming District, Guiyang City).

27. Keep your promise-Zunyi

28, the dog snorts-three sunny days

29 years old, no shit swelling (asshole) for three years.

30, dung beetles prone on the whip-only know to walk, don't know to die.

Henan dialect version of two-part allegorical sayings

1, granddaughter wears grandma's shoes-money is tight!

2, nephew playing lanterns-as usual (uncle)

3. Don't tell lies-tell the truth

4, the nose flows to the mouth-eat it yourself.

Eggs in May, July and June-bad guys

6. Liao (Liao) takes warm fire-one side is hot.

7. Beggars rely on foreign crutches-they can speak comfortably once.

8. A 20-year-old girl can't sleep alone-Sinan

9, timely rain-Huishui

10, the old man wears his wife's pants-Wu Chuan (error)

1 1, as many as everyone else-Duyun

12, Abdominal Surgery-Cat Farm (Touching Intestines)

13, confluence of rivers-Huichuan

14, walk to Guiyang-Zhenyuan (really far)

15, there is only one mountain in Ma Pingchuan-Dushan.

16, the youngest son in his teens-the boy (boy)

17, a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

18, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet

19, horse racing on the wall-animals that never look back.

20, burning yam in the ash pile-all gray (mixed) eggs.

2 1, a nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

22, monkeys have loose bowels-bad intestines

23, clothes rack cool pocket-pretend to be crazy and sell silly

24, the hall hangs animal skins-outrageous.

25. Cows don't have children-that's awesome.

26. A notice issued by Yan-nonsense.

27, steamed bread fell from the sky-the dog's nature

28. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

29. Flower Girl's Leg-Taibai (Taibai Town, Suiyang County)

30, blocking the hillside-Guanling

3 1, 10000- Shiqian

32. Precious gravel head-Jinsha

33. Run towards a well-off society-Liping (get rid of poverty)

34. kowtowing on the boat-Guizhou (kneeling on the boat)

35, kowtowing on the back of the sheep-Guiyang (kneeling sheep)

36. Cease fire-Xifeng

37. Little girl farts-Qingzhen (light earthquake)

38, reading literacy-writing

39. Sister-in-law's bed-Ergezhai (Brother is here) (Ergezhai is located in Nanming District, Guiyang)

40. Keep your promise-Zunyi

Henan Xiehouyu Daquan Funny 2 1, Triangle Cemetery-immoral

2. Keep your promise-Zunyi

3, blocking the hillside-Guanling

4, everyone is as much-Duyun

5, steamed bread fell from the sky-the dog's nature

6. Wear dog skin-not people

7, cow excrement worm trick-fuck off

8, the dog's snorting-three sunny days

9, the underworld reward-looking for ghosts

10, a valuable gravel head-Jinsha

1 1, coffin playing the lute-ghost playing.

12,21day no chicken-bad guy

13, eggs in May, July and June-bad guys

14, running towards a well-off society-Liping (poverty alleviation)

15, the wolf barks like a dog-not good.

16, monkeys have loose bowels-bad intestines

17, look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

18, Yan's announcement-nonsense

19, three pairs of sandals-six branches (six)

20, toilet lighting-looking for death (shit)

2 1, nephew playing lanterns-as usual (uncle)

22. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

23. Money Falling into the Water-Qianxi

24. Snuff in your mouth-eat it yourself

25-year-old, three years without stool swelling (asshole)

26, kowtow on the back of the sheep-Guiyang (kneeling sheep)

27. Walk to Guiyang-Zhenyuan (really far)

28. Fart on horseback-Zhengan (shock saddle)

29. Granddaughter wears grandma's shoes-money is tight.

30. Fart in the bamboo forest-Zhenning (Zhenlin)

3 1, the groom climbed out of the dog hole-not taking the right path

32-year-old teenage son-Tung Tzu (boy)

33. The old man wears his wife's pants-Wu Chuan (by mistake)

34. Take your wife by motorcycle-Daxi (with your wife) (Daxi Town, Dafang County)

Henan xiehouyu daquan funny 3 hilarious xiehouyu daquan

1, bathing in a boiling pot-an acquaintance.

2. My father-in-law didn't respond-he didn't know Mount Tai with his eyes.

3, eat pineapple and ask sweet and sour-know perfectly well past ask.

4. Nails in your pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

5, flies bite the bodhisattva-no one smells.

6, carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy

7, flowering on the dunghill-smelly.

8, deaf people watch the play-feast their eyes.

8, flies on the edge of the manger-omnivorous.

10, full sliding circle-supported.

1 1, the stones in the Yangtze River-weathered.

12, cutting seawater with a knife-inseparable.

13, getting fat is bone-unwilling.

14, the sculptor does not kowtow to the idol-he knows the old story.

15, pulling the gourd in the east and pulling the gourd in the west-deliberately finding fault.

16, chopsticks with a rolling pin, cups with a washbasin-eat and drink.

17, whole body plastering-there are many problems.

18, the dishcloth on the dining table-tasted the ups and downs.

19, the steel wire wears tofu-forget it.

20, firecrackers at both ends-want to (ring) together.

2 1, eat fish without spitting bones-talk with thorns.

22, the light in the kitchen-often suffer indignities.

23. The pole erected eight hundred years ago-the old bachelor.

24. powder the coffin-save face.

25. The God of Wealth begs for food-pretending to be poor.

26, set up a shed to sell embroidery needles-not much to sell, not a small shelf.

27, send your daughter, marry a wife-two busy.

28, knocking at the door with Huanglian-so bitter.

29. Ice cubes fell into the vinegar jar-shabby.

30. Take the passbook into the coffin-ask for money.

3 1, green onions in winter-dry skin and rotten leaves will never die.

32. Winter stoves and summer fans-come in handy.

Money in your pocket and meat in the pot-you can't run away.

34, the snake's' into the bamboo tube'-pretending to be honest.

35. The gambler's mouth-to the point.

It is worthwhile to cross the river by ferry.

37, broken handle hoe-uncertain.

38. The daughter-in-law is pregnant with a grandson.

39. The lost child who runs a temple is a disgrace.

40, freshly baked iron-the heart of a child.

4 1, widows beat their children-reluctant.

42, coffin shop business-make dead money.

43. The clock in Hanshan Temple can't move.

44. Monks dig holes in the wall-temples are wonderful.

45. The wall clock in the waiting room-the views of the masses.

46, pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth-courage is not small.

47, gourd ladle fishing jiaozi-way too tight.

48. Slice the soybeans-it's time to get home.

49. I was in a hurry and met a slow doctor-I was in a hurry.

Beggars sing-fake happiness.

5 1, writing an article to go down the well-knowledgeable.

52. The bucket in the well is at the mercy of others.

Sugarcane in September-sweet to the heart.

54. Look at the sky and talk-your eyes are too high.

55, admitted to the scholar looking forward to being an official-endless desire.

56. Sleeping with a pillow-Welcome.

57. The bitter gourd tree bears coptis chinensis-one is bitter than the other.

58, the shit on the chicken leg-thanks to his mouth.

59. I steal melons and fruits, and I kill and set fires-each generation is worse than the next.

60. Much thunder and little rain-a very common one.

6 1, the strategist in Liangshan-useless (Wu).

62. Two lambs fight.-Right.

63. Rabbits running all over the ground don't go home-they are used to it.

64. Swallows in the south can't stop the wind in the north.

65. The wolf escaped and the sheep was saved, killing two birds with one stone.

66, shorty fart-humble.

The 80-year-old man blew his horn and fainted.

68. It's hard for a teapot to talk with its mouth-enthusiasm is in it.

69. Cocks fight-all by mouth.

70. I have diarrhea on a plane thousands of miles away.

7 1, anti-aircraft guns hit mosquitoes-make a mountain out of a molehill.

72. Death is worth it.

73. Put a ladder on your eyebrows-you can't put your face down.

74. Asako is not called Asako-it deceives people.

75. Asako has the final say-many ideas …

76. Pockmarked knocks at the door-it's home that deceives people.