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The Chinese teacher hit the nail on the head and wrote a composition.
Write two letters, one in Mr. Chen's class and the other in yours.
In her class:
Dear, dear, handsome headmaster:
Miss Chen in our class is an excellent teacher, and we know that you also appreciate her. We love her very much, too, but for our future and study, we want to change our English teacher, ok? It is not that she is poor, but that we are not used to his teaching methods. We just want a new teacher and a different style. Please consider our opinions carefully and print our request ~
In your class:
Dear personable headmaster:
We don't want to refute your point of view, but we really think our teacher, Mr. Ban Yan, is a very experienced and capable teacher. We are not unreasonable, but we are a little sorry that Teacher Yan was not elected as the team leader.
He has done an excellent job in teaching and treating students face to face. Frankly speaking, we don't think he is worse than Mr. Chen ~ Unfortunately, he was not elected as the leader, so please consider re-electing the leader and let's hold democratic elections. If you are a wise monarch, please consider our opinion. (The following is the signature of the whole class)
What is the origin of life achievement? Different people have different opinions. What is the origin of life achievement, that is, what you want inside, that is, what you want inside. You want money, money is your achievement, you want fame, a famous town is your achievement, you want power, the most important person is your achievement, you want happiness, and that happy family is your achievement. In any case, achievement comes from what you want in your heart. It doesn't feel like a student, a school. You should also act like a literary youth. Teachers like elegant compositions, and it is good to be eloquent and literary. Write some articles about love between people, noble emotional quality and so on, and express an article about a sunny student. There are many ideas, such as how to achieve your goals. Read the model essay on the Internet and write it in your own way.
3. Write a composition about the educational reading "My Good Teacher". I have an inexplicable awe of the sacred word "teacher" since I was a child, and it is even easy to have the yearning to be a good teacher when I grow up. But is this the standard of a good teacher?
With the growth of age, the increase of experience and the accumulation of experience, my understanding of a good teacher is constantly changing. From kindergarten to primary school, to junior high school, and then to high school.
When I was in kindergarten, my view of good teachers was simple: I just hope that teachers can play with us every day, teach us to sing and write, and make us happy when we are unhappy and crying. That's all.
Childhood is always so short, and soon primary school life began to open its arms to me. The teacher's image, which was very different from that in kindergarten, quickly corrected my idea of a good teacher. I remember they all wore dark clothes and reading glasses, which hit me hard. I think primary school teachers should be cuter, more beautiful and more temperamental than kindergarten teachers. With the passage of time and the deepening of my understanding of teachers, I found that the names of these teachers were also on the list of the most lovely people. I remember an autumn outing in the second grade. We had a picnic together and had a good time. One weekend in grade three, we played poker in the classroom. With the teacher's eyes that hate iron and patient persuasion, I felt a warm current in my heart. In the fourth grade, the teacher organized us to make up lessons for us free of charge ... Now that I think about it, I can still remember it vividly. At this time, I have such a formula in my heart: care+understanding+friendship = good teacher.
People always have to grow up. Leaving those familiar teachers and entering junior high school, I reluctantly comforted myself.
When I came to a new school, my junior high school career began, if my new life is a play. This is a boarding school. The warm embrace of leaving home for a while made me feel at a loss. As the ancients said, I miss my relatives twice during the festival. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, our class organized activities on the playground. Everyone used to sit around happily, singing, chatting and telling jokes. Then, somehow, a girl suddenly began to cry. Several classmates went up to comfort her, but they were infected by her and began to shed tears that might have been suppressed for a long time. The happiness of my family and the concern of my neighbors were catalyzed by the round moon and a feeling of helplessness, so my tears, which had been swirling in my eyes, flowed down unwillingly.
The teacher learned about it the next day and came to chat with us early in the morning. I think I will always keep this sentence in mind: "Now students have two homes, one is your old home and the other is the school. Students are your brothers and sisters, teachers are your friends, even parents. If you have any ideas, you can communicate with your relatives in your extended family! The door of my office is always open to everyone. " This feeling of helplessness is really hard to express in words. A silent touch soon surrounded me like air. At this point, my understanding of a good teacher is: care+friendship+maternal love+understanding = good teacher.
I often wonder, in high school, what kind of good teacher standard will I use to evaluate the teachers I will meet? My brothers and sisters' dribs and drabs about high school life give me a vague standard.
With high school, it is natural that the difficulty of homework and the content to be learned have increased, and the corresponding requirements for us to learn actively and know how to learn in the most effective way have also increased, which is different from junior high school. When I face this great challenge, can I successfully turn it into a great opportunity to improve my learning ability?
At this time, I look forward to the appearance of such a good teacher: when I am lost in those messy topics, when I feel confused and lost or even lose confidence, when I don't know how to have greater motivation to learn, he can give me the strength to overcome difficulties, guide me to find the road to success and help me find a confident state-as a friend, as a teacher and as a confidant. When I am worried about my poor learning efficiency, he can help me find a suitable learning method. In class, he can explain seemingly abstruse problems in simple terms with humorous language. Under his leadership, I think it should not be difficult for me to cultivate the habit of active learning. The study life in high school is more than just study. In this big class, I want to learn how to live in harmony with the people around me, how to arrange my spare time reasonably, and let myself live a more fulfilling life. At that time, my requirement for a good teacher became: it can teach me the truth of being a man, doing things and learning. Teach me to fish, not just fish.
…….
In different time and space, I met, am meeting and will meet one teacher after another-from teaching me Chinese Pinyin to letting me know how to find, summarize, analyze and solve problems. They are like flowers interwoven into brilliant spring, and my little bird flies happily in them. Aren't the fragrant and pleasant flowers the best portrayal of those good teachers?
4. Anonymous composition Anonymous "Anonymous? Strange, isn't it? Don't worry, listen to me slowly.
On Friday, we discuss and analyze the quality monitoring report in Chinese class. Suddenly, there was a quick knock at the door.
It turned out that Mr. Shen, who taught us physical education, came. I think it's Chinese class now. How can the PE teacher come? At this time, Mr. Zhou had already opened the door. Before Mr. Zhou could ask him what he was doing, Mr. Shen had already taken the lead.
I heard him say, "The name of Liu Junhao's math paper in your class is Anonymous, not Liu Junhao. Teacher Zhou quickly said, "How do you know? "Teacher Shen said" he wrote "Class 3 (1)" and "19" on it! " At this time, Mr. Zhou had not recovered, and the PE teacher had already left.
At this time, Miss Zhou criticized Liu Junhao. Liu Junhao said, "I didn't, I didn't!" He still tries to argue with the teacher. The teacher said angrily, if you still lie, will the teacher make a mistake? Are you 19? Fortunately, you are only in the third grade, and when you arrive at the senior high school entrance examination and the college entrance examination, such a situation will be regarded as "zero score".
"That you regret all too late. At this point, the students in the classroom spontaneously discussed.
Someone said, "He wrote it on a piece of paper with' Anonymous' on it! The teacher said, how can you take the exam as a joke? Really annoying, alas! Some students shook their heads and said, "What a shame in our class! Really! " Some children say, "I don't have a name!" "Lu Kaiqiu, the story king of our class, hit the nail on the head:" Liu Junhao is simply the favorite of China people! " Liu Junhao also cried sadly at this moment. He is also a good student with excellent academic performance in our class. I have always regarded him as my rival. How could he do that? I can't figure it out either Now I feel sorry for him when I see his sad face.
I think; Through this matter, we should all answer questions carefully during the exam, and we should not look around, let alone take the exam as a joke and do whatever we want.
5. How to master the Chinese foundation in junior high school First of all, I think reading is very important, but it is not the most important. I have never seen Four Great Classical Novels, but my Chinese is ok. The biggest difference between primary school Chinese and middle school Chinese is that there are more and more extracurricular knowledge, and the scores of basic questions are less and less. I don't know your school. But in our foreign language school, there are often nearly ten questions about language application. This is the key to scoring. I suggest that you can do the language application behind the book "Guidance" or "Original Innovation Classroom", both of which are recommended by our teachers. I think it is good. Language application means you can interview someone, or organize a program and write a tour guide. Once the article is irrelevant, the foundation will be pulled down at once. The real basics of Chinese can't be lost. I suggest you learn a unit before dictation. Don't just look at the back of the Chinese book. I wonder if your teacher mentioned it in class. For example, we got four words in Chinese (Pinyin allows you to write fonts), which are mellow, self-pity (easy to pronounce), "stubborn" and "very high". My friends have good grades, and they usually joke in Chinese when they walk together. But teachers often praise them for previewing and reciting poems in advance, so that they can remember them better than me and have more time to do other things. In terms of poetry accumulation, they can recite two sentences, such as spring, summer, autumn and winter, friendship, love, homesickness, Mei and Zhu, and others, such as which four books and five classics, which eight of the eight masters in Tang and Song Dynasties, Su Shi, Su Xun and Su Zhe, who is their father and who is their brother. A few more words won't kill anyone. My deskmate's Chinese is poor, because every answer is one sentence. You can always start with a sentence and then arrange some keywords randomly. But you must look at the main requirements, word limit and so on! When it says "contact with the reality of life", there must be conspicuous words such as "in my life" and "I want to". How about replacing other words such as "* *" with * *? Why "should be answered in a certain format? First of all, it must be "bad!" Then "the original * * highlights the meaning of * *", and then you have to say "but the meaning of * * has only changed, and the original has changed." For example, "The role of words like' probably',' almost' and' almost' in explanation will definitely make the article accurate …", and the answer will be. Look at the score! You must guess the main points from the score. Give two points, don't write anything, three points is the safest. Composition is the key to score. My composition is high or low, which directly affects the ranking. High scores in composition generally have the following characteristics: quality of life, cultural connotation, true feelings, followed by language. I will cry if I am not careful when writing a composition exam. I can write whatever I want. I criticized the class teacher in my composition during the last semester and a half of the senior one. The teacher of composition one also said that my "True Feelings" gave me 52 points (out of 60 points). Although not too high, it is not bad for composition. Experience life more. The first grade is a good age. At that time (including now), I was flying all day, but it was also a good thing. You can look at the wall and flowers carefully for a few minutes. Today, flowers are blooming, and you feel a little happy. Why are you happy? Because of a life? Or because of who you think of? Is it because of something? Or is that flower really beautiful? Try to write an article with a sense of life, which shows that you have really learned Chinese. Imitation is the first step in composition. I like Zhang Xiaofeng's essays, especially those introduced to me by her mother. I often use her sentences in my composition, which is the highlight of the whole article. Find an article by a favorite writer! Accumulate, experience other people's writing style, and then gradually create your own writing style! Come on, I'll come on, too. Goal: get full marks in the composition of the senior high school entrance examination! After all, I'm only in the second grade, and I don't want to say anything empty, but I still have to tighten my belt and choose two famous books that I think look good. Don't read them blindly. You can see which one has an interesting story. For example, I especially liked the Count of Monte Cristo for a while, but it was really too long! I still like it. Mo Bosang and other short stories are also very interesting. If you give me three days of light, boule de suif, La Traviata and Gone with the Wind are all good. Step by step, slowly but surely, slowly! Don't worry, one more point in this exam composition than last time is a qualitative leap! This time the foundation is 0.5 higher than last time, which is victory! In this way, China people don't go up? I'm only in grade two. Maybe my point of view is not concise enough to hit the nail on the head, but I also pay attention to make a reference.
6. I feel guilty when I beg for a composition on my knees.
With the passage of time, many things have been diluted by the ocean of time. However, I still remember what happened that time, because it made me feel guilty.
I remember that it was six years ago, and there was a new member in our family-a lovely puppy, and I gave it a nice name-naughty.
One day, I came back from school and played naughty. Naughty has a hut-a useless little house in my front yard. I am having a swell time. At this moment, my little friend came to see me. I said to the naughty boy, "Goodbye." I went to play with my friends.
I didn't come back until late. As soon as I got home, my mother asked, "Didn't you close the door?" My second monk couldn't figure it out: "Why, I didn't close the door?" Mother flew into a rage and said, "How dare you ask! Isn't the door of the naughty house closed? " Before I could answer, my mother said, "fortunately, I found it in time, otherwise I would have lost it!" " "I didn't care at that time, thinking: since I am naughty, let's end it. So, go home and eat.
The next morning, I got up early and prepared to be naughty. When I came to the naughty house, I was shocked. Naughty lying flat on the ground, his mouth still bleeding. Suddenly, two lines of tears rolled down my eyes. I went to my mother almost crazily. My mother said, "I went to the toilet last night and heard a scream." I look like this. " It suddenly dawned on me that I must have left the door open yesterday and went out to eat something poisonous, which led to this situation.
This is all my fault! I let a fresh life that was still alive in the past never jump again today; I let a lovely life fall to the ground instantly and never get up again; It is also my life that ruined a small life! How I wish I could go back in time; How I wish there was regret medicine in the world; How I wish ... alas! The reality has been cruelly placed in front of me. All this is caused by my carelessness. How ... how guilty I am!
Now, I often look up at the sky in a daze. Because as long as I am in a daze, naughty, lovely and lively figures will appear in front of my eyes. As long as you play with the skin, it will appear, and I will ask, "naughty, are you okay?"
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