Leisure joke

The joke was made up by the author. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

1, Black Triangle-"It's hard to find your own honey these days ..." Alfred said with great emotion: "It's hard to find your own swallow now." Ivan said with emotion. Two people say that finish watching Wang Chunyan sitting between two people drinking tea, Wang Chunyan aware of two pairs of eyes staring at her. "... it's easy to find a pair of grindstones these days. "Ivan and Al:" ... "

2. Money Group-Alfred's two proudest things in his life are owning a Fiona Fang Baili Villa, but it was built in the forest. Another thing is that his beloved honey is willing to stay away from the city and live in a forest villa. He was very moved. I didn't know until I asked, "I'm tired of eating food in the city." I want to eat game instead. " Al, go hunting! "

3. Good Tea Group (facing the sea)-this is a great sailing era! Captain Arthur Kirkland arrived at a fishing port not far from Wan Li in the east. "Excuse me, dear lady, do you know where Wang Chunyan lives?" Arthur asked an oriental woman who was drying dried fish. The woman was asked inexplicably and her accent was awkward, just like that foreign boy. "I am. ...................... ""Swallow of the East, I got you. " Arthur saw the woman wearing the emerald he gave her, and he was sure to find it. "Who are you?" Wang Chunyan can't remember the foreign boy she played with that year. Arthur took off the fluffy top hat and tidied up his scarf. The gentleman took Wang Chunyan's right hand and kissed him, saying, "Remember that foreign child you laughed at?"

4. red ball-if I were young, I wouldn't run away from your love for me. If I were young, I wouldn't refuse you. If I were young, I wouldn't stop you with absurd remarks. If I were young, I wouldn't let you leave quietly. If I were young, would I? ....................................................................................................................................................................... "But you are dead."

5, red snow group-Nicholas hates Asian women around his second brother very much, he can't say a feeling. "I warn you, you'd better stay away from him." Nicholas took advantage of Ivan's absence, went to the sofa where Wang Chunyan sat, sat down and said. Wang Chunyan was not intimidated by Nicholas's warning, but his forehead was touched when he looked at Nicholas's pale face. "I'm not sick. Why do you look so ugly?" "... stay away from me! ........... hum! "Nicholas stood up, staring at Wang Chunyan, and then left, but his face is much more ruddy than usual. "What a child." She shrugged and went on knitting a scarf.

7, money group (devil's meal, people swallow)-seven years ago: "Ah! ..........., what a strange child! ..... wings? Horn? ..... Hurt ... Are you okay? Wake up! " Twelve-year-old Wang Chunyan found Ah Fu lying in the grass. At that time, Alfred was just a little devil's errand. "Thank you for your help. In return, when you sincerely ask for fierce help, I will appear. " ; One day after seven years, Wang Chunyan will marry someone she doesn't want to marry. With mixed feelings in her heart, she suddenly remembered what the strange child who had helped had said: "Come on! I don't want to get married, take me away! Go anywhere! " Bang, a cloud of black smoke appeared behind Wang Chunyan. After slowly dissipating, a man with black hair and red eyes held her wings and hung in the air. "Go to the devil's castle, honey will be the hostess there."

8. Gourmet group (chef Yan, pastry chef method)-"Three-star pastry chef, it's rare to invite my little chef to eat snacks today." Wang Chunyan cupped his chin in one hand and picked up a almond biscuit in the other. She was not afraid of sweetness, and finally got a three-star snack for nothing. "Eat slowly, maybe there will be a surprise, maybe, dear." "Is there a surprise? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………! Ahem! ..... water! Water! " Vrasis quickly poured Wang Chunyan a glass of water, and the expression on her face was inexplicably painful. "Mr Francis, what did you add to the almond biscuit? Almost choked me to death. " "pigeon eggs diamond ring."

9, red group-this day! This is a day worth celebrating! Mrs braginski won the lottery! First prize! She flew home to tell her husband the good news. "I won! I won! Ivan, I won! " Ivan is watching TV at this time. He can't imagine hearing Wang Chunyan say that he won the lottery! "Good girl, I am quiet at night, and I have never touched you personally." Wang Chunyan paused and said, "I'm right, not that, I won the lottery!" " Ivan was speechless. Wang Chunyan smiled and said, "You are really a qualified and good husband, Ivan." "Actually, I don't want to be a good husband and a bad husband tonight."

10, Good Tea Group (Angel Ying, Devil Yan)-"You'd better stay out of my business!" Wang Chunyan hates the rule of the demon king Al because he is the king. She doesn't want to stay in hell. She wants to see what heaven is like. It is said that it is the most beautiful and happiest place in the world. So she slipped away while talking to Al's other demons to find the way to heaven. When she came to a stream, she saw people talking to the elves with their backs to her. "Sir, it's dangerous here." Wang Chunyan patted the blond man on the shoulder, and the blonde man looked back at her. "Beautiful young lady, are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. Not far from hell. " The blond man turned around and said something to the elves, and all the elves around him dissipated. "Beautiful lady, but the kingdom of heaven is not far from here." "Do you know the way to heaven?" "Of course, I know." "Can you take me there?" "I don't think so." "What a pity. Mr. Angel is so cold. " "Miss Devil kindly reminds me that you are very kind." Arthur stood up and his hidden wings appeared behind him. "If Miss Devil can catch up with me, I can consider taking you to heaven." "Mr. Angel, be careful."