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Use cigarettes to express your feelings. Say something about smoking. Classic short sentences.
2. Women who don't smoke have no past, and women who don't use perfume have no future!
You said you don't like girls who smoke and drink, but you know, in the month you left, I could only numb my thoughts of you with alcohol!
4. The posture of smoking is becoming more and more skilled, and the lover is becoming more and more casual.
5, smoking, drinking and hooliganism On the surface, when it comes to indulgence, people value the surface.
6. The husband and wife are separated. Every time I miss my wife, I can only smoke silently. A year later, I successfully quit smoking.
7. As long as you start writing frequently, you want to smoke. It turned out that I thought it was easy to quit smoking, but in fact it was difficult to quit.
8. I really don't like the smell of tobacco and alcohol fumes when I come back from dinner. I feel like I can't wash it off once.
9. In the smoke, the past is vivid, the mind is more and more sober, but the heart is more and more lonely. I am willing to enjoy this loneliness.
10 I don't like the taste of wine, but the moment I picked up the glass. Getting drunk occasionally is a kind of mental decompression. The movements of alcohol and tobacco are becoming more and more skilled. I hope vagrants have wine to drink, and lonely people have singing.
1 1, I began to quit smoking, stopped staying up late, learned to be silent, and felt more and more responsible, but I felt that happiness was slowly coming.
12, fidgety mood, burned by cigarettes.
13. Sleep is getting worse and worse at night, and dreams are getting weirder and weirder. The night before yesterday, I dreamed that someone was scratching my feet. Last night, I dreamed that I smoked all night. I don't smoke.
14, I smoke, drink and fight, and I am happy. Mine is none of your business. My world doesn't need your participation.
15, women who smoke are women with stories, which makes others look lonely.
16, the day after I quit smoking, I didn't have the habit of having one when I got up in the morning. The feeling of smoking is not so strong!
17, after a cigarette, I finally figured it out. Even if I leave tomorrow, at least I'm still with you today.
18, I smoked, at first because of you, and then I felt sorry for myself.
19, don't think that smoking and drinking means maturity. In fact, many people are disgusted with smoking and drinking.
20. I smoke, drink and fight. I like it. I don't need you to look after me. My world doesn't need you.
2 1, I can smoke and stop liking you, and I can be a good person without your greetings.
The fact is that smoking is useless.
23. Because you are a heavy smoker and afraid of you, he came back after you left.
24. Most women who smoke are beautiful and sad. Beneath the exterior of the strong lies the heart of the weak.
25. My sister never smokes, because smoking hurts her lungs and she is not sad.
26. dying in wishful thinking is an addiction, and there are always some advice that smoking is harmful to health to make him firm.
From the moment I lit this cigarette, I was completely awake.
28. My brother sucks in acacia and spits out loneliness. Cigarettes fall in love with lighters.
29. People are actually quite cheap sometimes. Just like smoking and drinking. It took countless hours to quit knowing it was bad. But if you try again carelessly, you will want to smoke and drink. This is still the case for people.
30. Give me a cigarette to make all the loneliness disappear.
3 1. Most women who smoke are beautiful and sad. There is a fragile heart hidden under the strong exterior.
32. Because of you, I learned to smoke and drink. I learned everything a man should learn, but in the end, these are all reasons for you to refuse me!
33, smoky, burning quietly, it is as simple as that, you don't have to think about it.
34. How to solve your worries? A cigarette comes and goes with the wind.
35. I gradually like the smell of cigarettes and get used to smoking one when I am alone! I don't like the taste of wine, but I love the feeling of being drunk. I am addicted to alcohol and tobacco every day. When can I make myself happy?
36. You said that you smoked to find someone to persuade you to give up smoking. Since I'm here, why do you still smoke?
37, smoking is burning money, cosmetics are living on the face!
38. Enjoy the fragrance when smoking: Because cigarettes are fragrant and delicious, smokers can enjoy this delicious taste.
39. Life is like a cigarette. When it is lit, it is light, and it will be richer in the back. Life is like this, you will understand it after more experience.
40. I smoked almost the same cigarette, and it took almost a day.
4 1. When smokers want to quit smoking, most of them are terminally ill, and very few are in love with someone.
42. Smoking is a need in my heart.
43, smoking, because no one supervised himself to quit smoking! How I hope that one day someone will throw the cigarette in their mouth on the ground and say, stop smoking!
44. I have smoked and burned my hands all my life. Drinking wine for a lifetime will make you ugly for a lifetime.
45. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.
46. Quit smoking, starting with these two bags of melon seeds. Carry forward the spirit of Qi Jie. Don't smoke if you don't smoke.
47, a person, a cigarette, a pair of tears.
48. Men who lack warmth want to smoke. He is afraid that there is no carrier to warm his heart.
49. Today, he smoked next to me. I kept looking at him, and he looked at me. Then he threw away the cigarette. Do you know how warm it was then?
50. I hope you can quit smoking. I don't want you smoking. I can do anything, but I hope you don't smoke. You can let me go.
5 1, I don't like to make myself smell of alcohol and tobacco, and cover up my own taste.
52. The length of cigarettes can bear fullness, and the size of cigarette cases is just full of loneliness.
53. Since I fell in love with the wrong person, my hand has never left, and I have gradually fallen in love with the smell of smoke and the painful stomachache.
54. A man who smells like tobacco and alcohol is killing me! Doesn't he know his taste? Anyway, I like the smell of washing powder on myself.
As a man, don't smoke or drink. What's the point of living if you are still horny?
56. I prefer that you are clean and give off a faint smell of washing powder, rather than the smell of alcohol, tobacco and perfume on you.
57. I learned to drink when I was alone, and I learned to smoke when I was alone. Slowly, I became bad.
58. Smoking can make people calm and calm, even if they are in a bad mood, lighting a cigarette is also a comfort.
There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I would rather leave you.
60, men smoke, often just because of the lack of a sustenance, spiritual sustenance.
6 1, you should take care of yourself and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable.
62. I want to write your name on every cigarette I smoke and inhale it into my lungs.
63. If you are in a bad mood, have a cigarette.
I don't want to quit smoking, but my lungs are in love with smoking.
65. I smoke when I am sad, because no one can bear my pain, so smoking has become my only choice.
66. There is no objective reason for smoking, only for oneself and loneliness.
67, smoke does not enter the lungs, wine does not enter the stomach, taste it, do not fall.
68. Smoking is because your fingers are lonely, and loneliness is because you are not around.
69. Cigarettes are like women. They hurt their lungs but are not sad.
70. In the dark, I lit an empty cigarette and remembered that I almost forgot. Acacia left sadly. The past is unforgettable.
7 1. Try not to smoke in windy places. If you want to smoke, just smoke enough in the toilet.
72. The reason why I smoke and drink is not that I want to be bad at school. I want to know someone who can make me quit smoking and drinking.
73. I quit smoking for more than two months and finally succeeded. This is probably what I should brag to others.
74, smoking, just want to find a partner who silently pays for himself even for a few minutes.
Smoking won't make you feel lonely. Only when I think about it will I feel lonely.
76. I hate that you smoke, I hate that you drink, I hate that you don't eat on time, I hate that you don't answer my calls, and I hate that you don't return my messages.
77. Don't smoke, drink, surf the Internet, fight, fall in love and be the top five students.
78. I was crazy and deleted your photo. Without you, I feel like I lost the whole day.
There are only two kinds of people who smoke. One is a person with a heavy heart and the other is a person who loves to pretend.
80. I used to think smoking was boring, but now I finally smoke because of boredom. I used to be uncomfortable drinking, but now I finally drink it because I feel uncomfortable. Sure enough, in the end, we can't avoid it and live like we hate it.
8 1, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.
82. Do not drink, smoke or fall in love. No one will believe you when you say that you are not a student.
83. I don't smoke or drink. I will love my girlfriend with a quilt. Who is like me?
84. There are 10,000 reasons to quit smoking, and smoking all the time is because of addiction. How terrible is that addiction? Just like I miss you.
85. Who loves the smell of cigarettes? For a decadent woman, what do I have but cigarettes?
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