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A few hilarious jokes, not too old-fashioned.
Just now on the bus, I suddenly heard the voice of shaking WeChat behind me. Suddenly, I had evil thoughts, and my mobile phone was muted and vibrated. This is the goods at first glance. So I sent him a message: originality is a divination every day. Today, you are on the No.9 bus, carrying a brown leather bag. Please get off the bus as soon as possible, or there will be a massacre. Then the goods were placed. .
I bought a new car and am driving home happily. I feel so cool and fragrant in spring. An uncle stopped me and said, young man, your car consumes more fuel per 100 kilometers! I looked back at the peanut oil in the back seat of my bike. It is estimated that there is less than 1 liter left in 5 liters. When did it break? Damn it!
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