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The diary is between 200 words and 300 words.

1 Bao jiaozi

Today, jiaozi is in our home. I jump and jump happily.

I started to pack jiaozi. I was a little unconvinced when I saw my parents' bags. I went over to my mother and said, "Mom, can I wrap it up?" Mom said, "Can you do it?"

I said, "Why not?" In this way, my parents and I wrapped up jiaozi.

I picked up the dumpling skin, put the stuffing in, and pinched it with my hand. Ah, the skin is broken. My mother said, "Can't you?"

I am embarrassed to say, "I am a war hero-a wounded soldier."

After listening to this sentence, everyone began to laugh, and I followed suit.

Alas, it's not easy to package jiaozi. It seems that trivial housework is also learned and should not be underestimated.

Taking care of my sister for the first time.

My sister is only three years old and very naughty. She always plays the big girl temper, and sometimes even her parents can't help it.

Today, I went to grandma's house. As soon as I got home, I saw my sister playing on the sofa in the living room, and I didn't care much. But wait till I get closer, okay? Why is my sister playing with my little book? I was furious and prepared to take it back. But on second thought, my sister is too young to understand. I should treat her as my sister. So, I stopped paying attention to her.

At this time, grandma came over and said that she would go to the market to buy food, and asked me to take my sister to play at home. I patted my chest and said, "Don't worry, grandma!" " "After grandma left, I asked my sister what she wanted to play. My sister said she wanted to play with dolls. My sister and I went to hug some dolls. I dress the doll first. Seeing that my sister was still dawdling, I went to help her. But my sister wouldn't let me, so I grabbed the doll for fear of wasting precious time. However, my sister began to cry, so I had no choice but to return the doll to her. But, who knows, she hit me after the doll.

Today, when I took my sister home, I thought about it for a moment, and I realized that I treated my parents like this. So I decided not to treat my parents like my sister in the future.

I am a computer geek.

I am a computer geek. I play games online almost every Saturday. Of course, I often look up information on the Internet, so I can study and play games.

Because I fell in love with the internet, I made a lot of jokes. For example, one day surfing the Internet at home, it was time to eat before you knew it. My mother asked me to eat, and I just said "Oh". After a while, my mother asked me to eat again, and I still said "Oh". Finally, everyone finished eating, and I felt hungry, so I casually asked, "Mom, ok." Mom said, "Everyone has finished eating!" Only then did I know what my mother had just asked me to do.

It's good to surf the Internet. For example, one day my teacher asked us to look for information about the changes in my hometown. I searched all the books, but I just couldn't find any information. I'm in a hurry and don't know what to do. At this time, I used my quick wits and came up with a good idea-looking up information on the Internet. I turned on the computer, looked it up on the Internet and found it in a short time. It's really "I can't find a place to get it, I can get it without effort."

Now, I have another QQ pet online, needless to say. I must feed it. Goodbye! It was very cold on Saturday, April 28th.

The joys and sorrows of the past are no longer so important, because a new year is coming. Today is New Year's Eve. Wherever you go, you can feel the warm atmosphere.

The Spring Festival is a happy day for the whole family. The reason why relatives also rushed to grandma's house to pay New Year greetings to the two old people. Today's meal is a grand feast! Good wine and good dishes are available, and you can eat whatever you want. While watching the Spring Festival party, I was enjoying delicious food. My grandfather told us something unforgettable in the past. The atmosphere of family reunion is certainly the same as your feelings. The women cleared the table and the others went out to set off firecrackers. When we got home, we had a family dinner. Divide into two groups, one playing poker and the other drawing. Grandpa's hand is a lucky hand. Whatever he wants, our money goes into grandparents' pockets one by one. In a short time, we losers lost all our money, but in the end we all gave it to us.

I kept telling the adults loudly that no one is allowed to sleep today, and whoever sleeps is a lazy pig. But it wasn't long before I fell asleep, fell asleep and looked at the promise just now. The most regrettable thing is to miss the delicious New Year's Eve dinner-jiaozi. I wanted to buy a paper necklace for a long time, but the book price 130 yuan is too expensive. Open the piggy bank, all the belongings are only 30 yuan, what should I do?

During the summer vacation, I came to my uncle's house in Shanghai. Aunt has a "fast food salon" on the Bund, and her business is booming. Hey, got it. ...

The next day, I became a wage earner in the shop. It's nothing more than carrying plates and helping guests order.

I took office armed to the teeth. Put on an apron, hat and white gloves and enter the bar. How spectacular!

Today is Sunday and there are many people. I shuttled between the bar and the dining table with a plate in my hand. Walking, everything in front of me disappeared, only to see the book waving to me in the distance, I rushed up. "jump!" Oh, no! When tea was spilled on an old lady, dirty spots immediately "drilled" into her clean skirt, which made people feel guilty of bad luck in the morning. "Sorry, I'm really sorry!" I quickly make amends. "Oh, nothing." The old lady pulled her skirt, gently stroked my head and smiled kindly.

I have been busy for more than ten days, and with the sweat of 100 yuan, I am so happy that I can fly-I can buy books and paper necklaces that I miss so much.

This book, finally bought back. I can't put it down, admiring the exquisite cover and smelling the ink, and my heart is full of joy.

At the beginning of school, a "book corner" will be established in the class. The head teacher called on everyone to donate books to enrich our small bookcase.

Donate books. What? I thought of a paper necklace. No, I can't bear it. This is the fruit of my efforts. After some thinking, I only brought a yellow star zoo.

I was surprised when I arrived at school. The students all brought their beloved "treasure" books. Well, Chen Pengpeng's The Voice of Growing Up, but he scrimped and saved for two months; Ceng Hui also presented the prize she won in the essay contest "Up and Down Five Thousand Years". Don't hesitate, don't be stingy, what does it matter to me?

I can't help feeling a little bored staying at home and doing my homework. Besides reading books or watching TV, I will also play cards with my grandparents for entertainment. My mother is very strict with me. She often nags in my ear and insists that I review my English. She says, "I will graduate soon, and it's so easy to be promoted to junior high school!" I have to accept my fate. I finished half my homework in only 5 days! It's amazing! Although I breathed a sigh of relief in my summer vacation, I still studied behind closed doors. Alas, bad luck!

Swimming is an essential exercise for me in summer. A sudden jump in the blue waves will make the bright and cool pool water cool and soak my heart. Although I occasionally drink a few mouthfuls of water in the swimming pool, I still feel very cool in the swimming pool! In hot summer, several dogs crawl and breaststroke have a casual and fashionable feeling.

During the summer vacation, there is also freedom and happiness in the dull. What a boring and happy life! Ha ha.

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During the summer vacation, I saw my mother always preoccupied and always looking in the mirror. I know my mother is worried that she is getting fat. Since the summer vacation, my mother's clients have often invited my mother to dinner. I don't know how many calories these things have! Oh, by the way, since Dae Jang Geum, my mother has fallen in love with Korean dramas, and watches them every night. Every day, it is more than 10. How can she get up early in the morning? Mom got off work late and had no time to exercise at all. How can I make my mother slim?

I asked my mother to do aerobic exercise first, which is actually a radio exercise. My mother was panting halfway through. Next, she became a hula hoop, and her mother took the extra-large hula hoop. I saw my mother kicking, bending over, twisting her neck and cutting her hands, and every movement was very serious. After a while, she was sweating all over. I quickly brought a towel and a water cup and said with concern, "OK, OK, let's call it a day." Mother wiped her sweat and drank the whole glass of water in one breath, which was a sigh of relief.

A week later, my mother stood on the stage and said. She exclaimed in surprise, "It's 1 kg!" "Yes! Lose weight successfully! " I cheered.

It turns out that as long as you can persist, losing weight will be successful.

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I went to eat KFC today. As soon as we entered the door, our family of three immediately got off work. Dad went to order food, and my mother and I went to find seats. I finally found a seat and sat down. Before my father came, I had a look at KFC: the hall was spacious, the tables and chairs were neat and beautiful, and the facilities were complete. The walls around are covered with children's cartoons and KFC posters, with cool drinks, crispy French fries, delicious hamburgers and large chicken legs of various colors and flavors. Looking at the food on the painting, my mouth is watering. "You can eat!" With my cheers, my father came with a tray full of food. Dad bought me a set meal for children. I looked into the plate. Wow! The children's set meal was originally for toys! A small and exquisite KFC villain is turning over the oil barrel, but every time he is unlucky, he always plunges into the barrel! I couldn't help giggling when I looked at his funny appearance! "Yang Yang, if you're not hungry, we'll eat it all!" My mother teased me on purpose, but she picked up the hamburger and took a big bite. I was anxious as soon as I saw it. I grabbed the drumstick with my left hand and the hamburger with my right hand, and I ate it, too. Soon, a set of children's meals was reimbursed by me!

Walking out of the KFC store, the delicious KFC food is still in my mouth. I have been thinking in my heart that there are really many good things to learn abroad.

Today, I played hide-and-seek with my brother, sister and brother. {paragraph} Let's play. My brother caught us, we hid, and my brother came out to look for us. Brother looked left and right, looking forward and looking back, but he couldn't find us. After a while, my brothers and sisters couldn't help laughing, but I didn't. Finally, my brother found my brother and sister, but he didn't find me. I almost fell asleep at that time, and my brother didn't find me. Finally, I came out and said, "I'll have a rest. You play first." Then I went to rest. After another break, we played happily again. 1.

The summer vacation begins today. The summer vacation is here, but what should we do in the summer vacation? I think I want to do something different, but I don't know where to start and where to end ... maybe there is no beginning or end. Summer vacation is like this, so is life.

In children's eyes, society is always full of truth, goodness and beauty, and life is sweet and colorful. In the eyes of adults, society has two sides, truth, goodness and beauty, false ugliness, and life has ups and downs. Why do adults and children have such a big difference in their thoughts? There is only one conclusion: this is the fundamental difference between maturity and immaturity.

In the world, everything has two sides. The rich experience of adults determines that they see things more comprehensively. And if children want to mature, they must go through some things. Some people say, "life is a big training ground and a stage for honing people." In this special stage, everyone will encounter happy things and sad things. Sad things can make people suffer great pain, and happy things can make people feel good. If you face sad things all day, people will easily lose confidence and then give up on themselves, decadent and sinking; However, in the face of happy events all day, people will be confused by what is in front of them, lack social experience and be easily deceived. Just as plants can't lack sunshine and rain, people can't lack happiness and sadness in their experiences.

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One of my favorite things to do in summer vacation is of course watching happy boys. I like Chen Chusheng best. I think many people like him. Some people like his voice, some people like the way he holds the guitar, some people like his story, some people like him as a person ... I like him, but it seems that it is not because of anything, but because of everything.

When I saw him again, I was attracted by him, because of his voice and his expression of singing with guitar and telling stories with music. I remember when I heard him sing, I was completely immersed. It's as if you walked into his story, as if he walked into your heart. This feeling was not available to all other players present at that time. When other contestants sing, they just listen mechanically, but listen to the sound of Chu.

I like him more and more in later competitions. In the final between Chen Chusheng and Awakening, the fans were divided into two groups, the judges were divided into two groups, and the host seemed to be divided into two groups. After the final result came out, He Laoshi also said that Chen Chusheng was awakened by mistake. Chen Chusheng and Awakening are two worlds, one selling box lunch and the other studying abroad. The final champion was Chen Chusheng, and I shouted happily, I won, and we Chu Sheng won.

In this world, I believe that everyone's persistence and efforts will be rewarded.

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Hot summer is often a time to test people's perseverance. Everyone has different perseverance, but the door to knowledge is always open. It depends on whether you and I are willing to walk in the distance. Walking through the heat means that you have embarked on a new starting point. I happened to read a book today. Seeing Tong Dizhou's writing, Tong Dizhou's study was poor, but he worked hard and made rational use of his study in the morning and evening, and changed from last to first. I was greatly inspired by it: no matter what I do, I have to work hard and sweat to get the joy of harvest. This reminds me of a famous saying: "No pains, no gains." What a famous saying, my spirit was lifted at once, and I found a tonic that my spirit needed. As before, I study hard, and every day the teacher takes us to the ocean of knowledge and breaks through difficulties. Got a beautiful trophy.

I strengthened my faith, exercised my will and the spirit of constantly learning to climb. Waiting for the challenge of the next level ......

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I can't help feeling a little bored staying at home and doing my homework. Besides reading books or watching TV, I will also play cards with my grandparents for entertainment. My mother is very strict with me. She often nags in my ear and insists that I review my English. She says, "I will graduate soon, and it's so easy to be promoted to junior high school!" I have to accept my fate. I finished half my homework in only 5 days! It's amazing! Although I breathed a sigh of relief in my summer vacation, I still studied behind closed doors. Alas, bad luck!

Swimming is an essential exercise for me in summer. A sudden jump in the blue waves will make the bright and cool pool water cool and soak my heart. Although I occasionally drink a few mouthfuls of water in the swimming pool, I still feel very cool in the swimming pool! In hot summer, several dogs crawl and breaststroke have a casual and fashionable feeling.

During the summer vacation, there is also freedom and happiness in the dull. What a boring and happy life! Ha ha.

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During the summer vacation, I saw my mother always preoccupied and always looking in the mirror. I know my mother is worried that she is getting fat. Since the summer vacation, my mother's clients have often invited my mother to dinner. I don't know how many calories these things have! Oh, by the way, since Dae Jang Geum, my mother has fallen in love with Korean dramas, and watches them every night. Every day, it is more than 10. How can she get up early in the morning? Mom got off work late and had no time to exercise at all. How can I make my mother slim?

I asked my mother to do aerobic exercise first, which is actually a radio exercise. My mother was panting halfway through. Next, she became a hula hoop, and her mother took the extra-large hula hoop. I saw my mother kicking, bending over, twisting her neck and cutting her hands, and every movement was very serious. After a while, she was sweating all over. I quickly brought a towel and a water cup and said with concern, "OK, OK, let's call it a day." Mother wiped her sweat and drank the whole glass of water in one breath, which was a sigh of relief.

A week later, my mother stood on the stage and said. She exclaimed in surprise, "It's 1 kg!" "Yes! Lose weight successfully! " I cheered.

It turns out that as long as you can persist, losing weight will be successful.

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I went to eat KFC today. As soon as we entered the door, our family of three immediately got off work. Dad went to order food, and my mother and I went to find seats. I finally found a seat and sat down. Before my father came, I had a look at KFC: the hall was spacious, the tables and chairs were neat and beautiful, and the facilities were complete. The walls around are covered with children's cartoons and KFC posters, with cool drinks, crispy French fries, delicious hamburgers and large chicken legs of various colors and flavors. Looking at the food on the painting, my mouth is watering. "You can eat!" With my cheers, my father came with a tray full of food. Dad bought me a set meal for children. I looked into the plate. Wow! The children's set meal was originally for toys! A small and exquisite KFC villain is turning over the oil barrel, but every time he is unlucky, he always plunges into the barrel! I couldn't help giggling when I looked at his funny appearance! "Yang Yang, if you're not hungry, we'll eat it all!" My mother teased me on purpose, but she picked up the hamburger and took a big bite. I was anxious as soon as I saw it. I grabbed the drumstick with my left hand and the hamburger with my right hand, and I ate it, too. Soon, a set of children's meals was reimbursed by me!

Walking out of the KFC store, the delicious KFC food is still in my mouth. I have been thinking in my heart that there are really many good things to learn abroad.

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Today, because of the hot weather, my father took me to play by the river and brought a bottle for fish. When I came to the river, my father sat under the big tree to enjoy the cool, and I played in the river to catch fish.

Suddenly, I saw a shrimp and thought it was a fish. I couldn't wait to hug it, but it ran away. I chased it again and finally surrounded it with my hands. I put my arm around the bottle and looked at it carefully. Ah, it turned out to be a shrimp. At this time, I am like a deflated ball, and suddenly I am soft. I think: finally caught, or raise it! Then, I caught some fish and put them in a bottle to keep company with shrimp.

I proudly carried the bottle forward and accidentally stepped on a piece of moss on the stone. I only heard a bang. I was like a drowned rat, covered in water. The fish and shrimp in the bottle also took this opportunity to run away, leaving an empty bottle in the water. I picked up the bottle and walked to the shore in dismay. It's really "stealing chickens and not eating rice." As a result, I was wet when I came home.

I have been at school at ordinary times and seldom get in close contact with nature. I'm not familiar with many things in nature, and I'm sure I'll get in touch with nature more when I have the chance.

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At the end of the long road is a starry night sky.

The long journey of the world is full of too many material temptations. I can't tell you how many things I promised you have not been fulfilled.

I don't want to let go, I don't want to let you go, I don't want to watch you walk out of my life.

-Gorgeous cheerleading adventure.

When I woke up this morning, I clearly remembered CHEER's face in my dream. The whole dream was running for my life, and then LOG stood at the window and took my hand and said, Nothing. Jump. I am here. Your life is as important as mine. This sentence lingered in my mind until I woke up. I think I must miss her very much. Honey, come back quickly.

I just finished watching a short film "Looking for the Golden Age", which is a documentary of Mr. Wang Xiaobo. It's actually quite boring. I've been tracking the writer for the past 27 minutes. I am probably interested in too many videos from Wang Xiaobo himself and his works. Speaking of the origin of this short film, it's interesting. I went to two bookstores today. When I was in the second bookstore, I straightened up after reading it all afternoon. Get ready to go. The staff said they could give you plates for free. This is just a computer CD. Out of greed, I thought I had a computer at home anyway, so I went to see what CD it was. After a lot of dishes, I finally found only one interesting one. Having said that, it was not in vain. I stood there with backache and read all afternoon. You'll always get something.

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Halfway through the summer vacation, my homework has been finished. I wanted to have fun for the rest of the day, but my parents forced me to learn this and that. I didn't want to, so they asked me if I was proud, and then inexplicably taught me a lesson and told me a lot of reasons, saying it was good for me. I wonder what they think.

I get up in the morning and wash first. Then, my mother didn't even give me time to have breakfast, forcing me to do my homework in the Olympics. After that, I should have lunch. After lunch, my mother didn't let me take a nap and asked me to write a composition. From then on, I knew it was time to learn English online. I studied for three or four hours.

After dinner, I went out for a walk and had to take a shower when I came back. Then my father urged me to go to bed early to welcome the new day.

Alas, the day passed in such a blur. At night, I lie prone in front of my bed, watching the stars twinkle freely and thinking: What did I do today? Don't! I entered a dream, in which I was doing my homework.

The summer vacation I am looking forward to is not like this! It's a combination of work and rest. It's very sunny. Unlike before the exam, I struggled in the ocean of learning all day and suffered in exercises. I don't want it!

Perhaps in the eyes of parents, summer vacation is the golden time for study, but in the eyes of us primary school students, summer vacation is a day of relaxation.

Mom and Dad, please respect us. My summer vacation is my decision.

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One day in the summer vacation, accompanied by my parents, I walked into the gate of the gymnasium, as if I were in a wonderful world: in front of the fountain, two pots of big Chinese roses were proudly in full bloom, surrounded by hundreds of small Chinese roses, which was really a beautiful scene. The flowers in the east are as white as snow, the flowers in the west are as golden as gold, and the yellow and white set each other off in the sun, which is particularly fresh and pleasant, and the fountain is next to it. I am still quietly immersed in my reverie. Suddenly, I heard "DuDu, come here quickly". I was shocked. It turned out that my mother was calling me, and I ran like the wind. My mother enrolled me in summer cram school, Olympic math, composition and hosting. I am very happy, because these are my favorite things, but the teacher who signed up for the class didn't come back, so it's a little pity that I didn't attend.

Whether it's windy or rainy, or I feel a little sick, I insist on attending classes. To tell the truth, although this summer vacation is hard and the study task is heavy, there is joy in it. With the encouragement and companionship of my parents and the hard training of my teachers, I gradually climbed the wisdom pagoda of knowledge, walked in the world of wisdom, drank the fairy spring of wisdom and tasted the fruit of wisdom. ...

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Today, my mother and I went to the country. I walked alone on the path in the field. Walking, a small animal crawling slowly caught my eye.

On closer inspection, it turned out to be a small snail. It suddenly occurred to me that I want to walk with this little snail. So, I walked slowly, for fear that the little snail could not keep up. I walked a few steps and looked back. The little snail was so far away from me.

I pushed behind it, but it still crawled so slowly. I urged it, I bluffed, I blamed it, and the snail looked at me apologetically, as if to say, "I have tried my best!" " "

Snails can't climb fast, but they still climb. In order to get where I want to go, in order to complete the goals set for myself.

What's our goal? How do we achieve these goals? Snail achieved its goal by its own efforts and the spirit of never giving up. We should learn the spirit of snails and accomplish our goals!

Life often gives people inspiration, however, life will not take the initiative to send "inspiration" to your door. Life goes on according to its own appearance and laws, and everyone has the right to get inspiration from it. It gives everyone a chance, but the question is whether we can find "enlightenment" from it. People who are diligent in thinking, in a sense, are people who try to find inspiration-with all kinds of doubts. Think about life itself and all kinds of phenomena in life, and you will receive the gift of life.

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Around us, there have been some small things happening: students sigh because of too much homework; Complain about poor grades; Two students do their best for honor; Waiting in line to eat caused public anger. ...

Some have heard of these phenomena, some have seen them with their own eyes, and some have happened to themselves. In the face of these, I can boil down to one reason, that is, "inner restlessness." Imagine that if we face every day with a calm mind and everything with a smile, there will be no resentment and haste in our hearts, but peace and happiness. This is the harmony of "not being happy with things, not being sad for yourself".

The salesman received counterfeit money, and she learned her lesson; Car owners go to the coffee shop to ask for compensation, admire each other's reason and become friends; The two sides of hatred met and talked, only to find that it was a misunderstanding. ...

We did our homework patiently and seriously, nothing happened; If we work hard and make progress, we won't regret it; Everyone voted, although there is only one excellent, but we have two in mind; Line up, it will be your turn soon.

As a result, people have comfortable smiles when they meet, and friends are everywhere. An almost ideal harmonious society has been quietly established!

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Summer vacation, summer, red. I like red in summer, which symbolizes fiery. In the sun, it seems that only red can set off a bright mood. This season, fiery red, pink and orange, different colors, are fused on a piece of fabric, which also adds fashionable beauty to it. I like red, because there is always a fire burning in my heart. I love life and everyone around me. I always like to help people in need. Outgoing personality, easy to meet, often ecstatic about their little progress; I will be grateful that one of my little wishes has been met; Sadness is only a matter of a few minutes. Whether at school or at home, everything gives me a warm feeling. For me, life has no obstacles, so I am very happy every day, and my mood always jumps like a red flame.

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In the summer vacation, I saw crazy rocks. There is a love story deeply reflected in my mind, which is still fresh in my memory.

A man with a suitcase just got off the plane and waited at the roadside. Suddenly a man rushed over to blindfold him and asked, "Guess who I am? There are three opportunities, think about it and answer. " The blindfolded man said, "Sir, I think you have the wrong person." "There are two more chances." The blindfolded person thought: This voice is so strange, it must be mistaken for someone else. The blindfolded man put down his suitcase. At the same time, a man came to get the suitcase, stopped a taxi and left. The blindfolded man said, "Sir, you really mistook me for someone else. Please take your hand away. " "Okay, I'll let go. Can't peek. " The moment he released his hand, the blindfolded man disappeared. He was just about to lift the suitcase when he found it missing.

In daily life, sometimes a very casual action has a very different nature. One is stealing, and the other is protecting young minds. This makes me understand that our world is not perfect, justice may not be completely rational sometimes, and evil may not be excusable sometimes. Lies sometimes deceive others, and lies are sometimes beautiful.

I can't help feeling a little bored staying at home and doing my homework. Besides reading books or watching TV, I will also play cards with my grandparents for entertainment. My mother is very strict with me. She often nags in my ear and insists that I review my English. She says, "I will graduate soon, and it's so easy to be promoted to junior high school!" I have to accept my fate. I finished half my homework in only 5 days! It's amazing! Although I breathed a sigh of relief in my summer vacation, I still studied behind closed doors. Alas, bad luck!

Swimming is an essential exercise for me in summer. A sudden jump in the blue waves will make the bright and cool pool water cool and soak my heart. Although I occasionally drink a few mouthfuls of water in the swimming pool, I still feel very cool in the swimming pool! In hot summer, several dogs crawl and breaststroke have a casual and fashionable feeling.

During the summer vacation, there is also freedom and happiness in the dull. What a boring and happy life! Ha ha.

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