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Funny talk about the complicated mood after school starts.
Funny talk about 1 1, the time of school is always difficult and fast!
2. Invite grandpa to eat dazzling wheat in winter vacation! I can't stop!
3. It's over. It's time for school. Car card? Meal card? Student ID? Huh? School uniform? A schoolbag? Books? Pen? Clean it up? Mirror? Cell phone?
As the saying goes, love always comes quietly, but why does the school always appear at that moment?
After the summer vacation, I went back to the school where I cheated.
6. A disaster film called "School Begins" will be staged in China.
7. The hair that has been worn for two months is tied up.
You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
9. You are a super calm child. Even if school starts in a few days, you haven't opened your bag yet. Remember. Angels are with you. You are very beautiful.
10, school starts tomorrow. I'm a little excited. Who will be my new deskmate?
1 1, school starts tomorrow, and I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!
12, school starts tomorrow, and you can't sleep late!
13, school starts tomorrow. I haven't done the homework assigned by the teacher, and I can't sleep well.
14, you will see the goddess when school starts tomorrow, hahaha.
Do Min Joon, school starts tomorrow! Take me back to your house!
16, school will start tomorrow, and the homework has not been finished!
17, get up at 7 o'clock every day to do your homework! You're kidding me!
18, school is about to start, others say it is to adjust the work and rest, but I am particularly jet-lagged.
19. The sooner you leave school for nearly a day, the sooner you will see me.
20. Starting school is also the beginning of suffering.
2 1, I want to be a schoolmaster when I start school. Fight our way out!
On the 22nd, the night before school starts, the electricity consumption in China will soar.
23. When Logger Vick cuts down trees, the wolf eats sheep, Tom catches Jerry and the monster eats Tang Priest, shall we start school again?
24. Those who haven't done their summer homework up to now will surely make great achievements in the future!
25, whoever invented the school, the old paper will chop him up and feed him to the pigs!
26. Snowfall that doesn't stop starting school is selling cute!
27. Didn't the school start in March?
Please be kind to me in August and September. I'm not playing with you.
Tell a funny story about 2 1 after school starts. After school started, I began to know the temptation to go home.
2. If the school is divided into classes and my best brother is with me, Nima won't have to play with rocks, scissors and paper in class.
The scariest ghost story in the world is School Begins.
If you have military training-it's sunny, if you have a holiday-it's rainy, if you work hard at your homework-it's the day before school starts.
The prelude to going to school is to blow up the school.
6. Yo, Yo, Chi and Kang are busy dragging their coats. Elbati is ready. I say school starts, but you say ouch.
7. School begins, and the lost lunatics can reunite!
8. How I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.
9. How I wish the school would collapse on the first day of school!
10, medicine and medicine. When I say school starts, you say grass.
1 1. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from this disease for many years.
12, are you going to abandon me in the summer vacation … how can I live! Mr. Xue Kai, get away from me! I'm not going with you!
13, you see how nice it is that people are' flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog', and classes will start after the broadcast. Ipartment's four summer vacations are coming to an end, and it hasn't happened yet!
14, don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings.
15, Almighty God, give me a handsome boy on the left and a schoolmaster on the right when school starts!
16, God, give me a beautiful deskmate when school starts.
17, tell you a ghost story, comrades, school starts on September 1. Let me tell you another joke. We start school today.
18. Find me a handsome guy who is good at science at the beginning of school.
19, eyes open and close, bird school.
In the first class, the teacher said that he likes people who work hard, not students who have done the first four words.
2 1, tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!
22. School will start if you don't finish your homework!
23. I feel exhausted just after the first week of school. I'm exhausted.
24. May I say that I have everything I need to bring for school?
25. One week before the start of school, there was only one topic of conversation among friends: Have you finished your homework?
At the beginning of school, the teacher said, "School is our home." After the semester, the teacher said, "You think school is your home!"
27. I really hope to start school on February 29th. Every four years!
28. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!
29. If my deskmate is a handsome boy at the beginning of school. I swear to study hard!
30. Since the beginning of school, what we have heard most from the class teacher is that only three people in 1 class can't write well, and only three people in our class can't write well.
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