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The story of celebrity reading

Shi Yang rubs his feet and reads at night.

Shi Yang, a famous worker leader who went on strike on February 7, was poor in childhood and could not afford lamp oil. There is an ancient temple in the village called Longxingguan. There is an ever-burning lamp in the temple. He is studying in the ancient temple. Winter is cold, and frozen feet are uncomfortable. At first, he stood up and stamped his feet from time to time. Later, he felt it was a waste of time, so he cut a smooth stick and put it under his feet. While reading a book, he rubbed the stick back and forth with his feet to warm his feet. He can study with peace of mind again.

Lu Xun sells medals.

When Lu Xun was studying in Nanjing Jiangnan Naval Academy, the school awarded him a gold medal with excellent examination results. He didn't wear this medal as a proof of showing off, but sold it on Gulou Street and bought back some beloved books and a bunch of red peppers. Whenever he reads until the dead of night and it is cold and sleepy, he picks a pepper, divides it into several pieces and chews it in his mouth until his forehead sweats and tears come to his eyes, and his mouth makes a "hum" sound. Suddenly, his whole body warmed up and his drowsiness disappeared, so he picked up a book to study.

Wang Yanan was tied to a post to read.

Wang Yanan, a famous Marxist economist in China and the earliest translator of Das Kapital in China, went to Europe by boat in 1933. The passenger ship was heading for the Red Sea when suddenly the waves were huge and the ship shook unsteadily. At this moment, Wang Yanan with glasses and a book in his hand walked into the restaurant and begged the waiter to say, "Please tie me to this post!" " The waiter thought he was afraid of being thrown into the sea by the waves, so he tied Wang Yanan firmly to the post as he said. After binding, Wang Yanan opened the book and read it attentively. As soon as the foreigners on board saw it, they all cast amazing eyes on him and praised him again and again, saying, "Ah! China people are amazing! "

Huang Kan mistook ink for a side dish.

19 15, a famous scholar Huang Kan gave a lecture on Chinese studies in Peking University. He lives in Datong apartment in Baimiao Hutong, Beijing. He devoted himself to studying "Chinese studies" all day. Sometimes he doesn't go out to eat. He prepared steamed bread, peppers, soy sauce and other condiments and put them on his desk. Eat steamed bread when you are hungry, watch it while eating, and don't eat it. When he saw the beautiful scenery, he shouted, "Great!" Once, I was fascinated by reading, so I put the steamed bread in the inkstone cinnabar box. After eating for a long time, I painted a red face and didn't notice it. A friend came to visit and smiled. What else does he know to laugh at him?

Cao took a vacation to take a bath in the study.

During the Anti-Japanese War, Cao Yu taught at Jiang 'an National Theatre in Sichuan. One summer, Cao Yu's family had prepared a bathtub and hot water for him to take a bath. Cao Yu was reading a book at this time, and he couldn't put it down. He pushed again and again. Finally, under the repeated urging of his family, he walked into the back room with a towel in one hand and a book in the other. An hour passed and no one came out. There was a faint sound of running water from time to time in the room. After another hour, the situation is still the same. Cao Yu's family was puzzled. They opened the door and saw Cao Yu sitting in the bathtub, reading a book in one hand and patting the water intentionally or unintentionally with a towel in the other.

Ancient celebrities read stories.

1: Kuang Heng, a native of Donghai in the Western Han Dynasty (Han county name, now the sea area east of Pixian County, Jiangsu Province and the sea area east of Ziyang County, Lianshan East Province). He was born in a peasant family, and his grandfather and father were farmers for generations. To Kuang Heng, but I like reading. When he was young, his family was poor. He makes a living as an employee during the day and only has time to study at night. But the family is too poor to light candles. The lights and candles next door are on, but they can't shine. Kuang Heng came up with an idea. He chiseled a hole in the wall next door and "stole" a little light from it to let the light from next door shine in. He is reading with a book in his hand, reflecting the light in front of the hole.

2. There was a man named Sun Jing in Han Dynasty, who was diligent and studious since childhood. He studies late into the night every night. In order to avoid being sleepy, he tied his hair with one end of the rope and tied it to the beam. During the Warring States Period, there was a man named Su Qin who wanted to do something big, so he studied hard. Whenever he studies late into the night, he always takes a nap. So, when he was taking a nap, he stabbed his thigh with an awl and lifted his spirits. After the story of Sun Jing and Su Qin was moved,

People, people use "hanging beam and stabbing stocks" to express the spirit of hard study.

3. Che Yin, a native of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was studious when he was young. He helps adults during the day and studies hard at night. But because the family is poor, they often have no money to buy oil lamps or read books. He was very upset about it.

One summer night, Che Yin sat in the yard silently recalling the contents of the book he had read, and suddenly found many fireflies flashing in the air in the yard. He suddenly felt that if these fireflies were gathered together, wouldn't they be able to read by their light? So he began to catch fireflies, caught more than a dozen, put them in white gauze sewing pockets and hung them on the desk. From then on, he studied hard by fluorescence every day.

Mr Ouyang xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family is poor and has no money to study. The wife wrote on the beach with a reed pole and taught him to write. And taught him to read many ancient chapters. When I am old and have no books to read at home, I go to a nearby reader's house to borrow books, and sometimes I copy them. In this way, day and night, sleepless, just concentrate on reading. Poems and essays written since childhood are written at the level of adults, so high.

5. During the Yuan Dynasty in China, there was a man named Song Lian who loved reading. Because of his poor family, he had to borrow books for exhibition. As he read more and more books, Song Lian felt he needed the guidance of his teacher. So he pawned his clothes and went to the city to be admitted to the school auditorium. Unexpectedly, this academic officer has a strange temper. After many twists and turns, Song Lian finally studied hard and became a talented person.

6: Fan Zhongyan died at the age of two. Mother is poor and has no one to rely on. She remarried to Zhujiajian Island's home in Changshan. (Fan Zhongyan) When he grew up, he knew his life experience, said goodbye to his mother with tears, and left his hometown to study at Du Nan Academy in Yingtianfu. He studies hard during the day and studies late at night. In five years, I have never taken off my clothes or gone to bed. Sometimes I feel sleepy at night and often pour water on my face. (Fan Zhongyan) I often study hard during the day and eat nothing until the sun sets. In this way, he understood the gist of the Six Classics, and later made an ambition to benefit the world. He often tells himself, "Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later."