Is there a short joke?

A man who copied mutton kebabs was transferred to be a cremation worker and was fired within a few days because he always asked the families of the deceased: What do you want it to do?

Before he died, the old man confessed to his wife: I once had an affair, please forgive me!

Wife: What a big deal! You can sleep now! Which of our children looks like you?

The eagle chased the rabbit, but because of the rabbit's words, it fell and died. Do you know what the rabbit said?

It shouted to the eagle, "You're not wearing a bra!" Hearing this, the eagle quickly covered his chest, and as a result, ...

An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask, hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

An ant said to the elephant, "I have it, it's yours!" " "The elephant fainted after hearing this, and when he woke up, he said to the ant," I want another one! " "Hearing this, the ant was scared to death!

A factory organizes visits to museums and bathing activities. Director's instructions: lesbians take a bath in the morning and gay men visit. In the afternoon, gay men take a bath and lesbians visit. Be disciplined and don't take pictures!

The mother took her daughter, who had just returned from her honeymoon and was deeply nearsighted, to the emergency department of ophthalmology and said angrily: The man who came back with her is not the one who accompanied her on her honeymoon before!

Jane doe is convenient to enter the public toilet. Just because he forgot to bring paper, a pile of toilet paper came out from the crack in the wall next door. "Thank you, who are you?" For a long time, a deep voice said, "Lei Feng!"

The hunter saw a bird in the sky and missed three shots, but the bird still fell. It turned out that the bird patted its chest and said, scared to death, scared to death!

The husband came home and opened the closet. A naked man stood inside with a briefcase.

Husband: What are you doing here? The man trembled: If I said I was waiting for the bus, would you believe it?

I am the only bachelor in our village, and all the other men have their children ligated. Doctor, you have to ligate me, too. I'm afraid I can't bear the responsibility for any woman who is pregnant.

Three nurses together described how they played tricks on the new doctor.

I stuffed cotton wool into his stethoscope.

I punctured all the condoms in his drawer with a needle.

C fainted.

Hostess: Are you pregnant?

Maid: Yes! Aren't you pregnant too?

The hostess retorted angrily, but I am pregnant with my husband's!

The maid agreed happily: Me too!

A white man went to the ghetto to make a campaign speech. In order to win the support of black voters, he blurted out: "Although my skin is white, my heart is as black as yours."

A psychopath sang in bed, turned over and continued to sing on his pillow. The attending doctor asked, "Just sing, why are you turning over?" "

The psycho said, "* * *, A, of course, you have to sing B after singing A side."

On the cliff, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked worried and said, if her father doesn't tell her, it won't be ours!

An old friend lost his car. When he put the new car downstairs, he locked three locks and put a piece of paper: let you steal it!

The next day, the car was not lost, and two locks and a piece of paper were added, which read: Let you ride!

The hot girl called a taxi.

Miss, what will you wear in the future?

Spice Girl: Red miniskirt!

Recipient: Then where to go?

Spice Girl: It's thighs!

A young scholar boarded the Great Wall of Wan Li for the first time. He was so excited that he wanted to write a poem and sang, "Great Wall, Great Wall … how long!"

Everyone is observing their saliva cells with a microscope. Mary gave a sudden scream. The professor came over and looked at it carefully. He said to her, Remember to brush your teeth and rinse your mouth next time you finish your homework!

My wife cooked noodles for her husband and secretly gave Viagra to her husband, but he was furious: Why are these noodles standing up one by one? ...

4-year-old boy kisses 3-year-old girl. The girl asked seriously, "Will you be responsible for me if you kiss me?" "

The boy patted the girl on the shoulder: "Don't worry, we are not children of one or two years old."

A policeman went hunting, and suddenly he saw a sika deer, so he crept around behind the sika deer, raised his gun and shouted, freeze, put your hands up, or I'll shoot!

A sleeping party in a boy's dormitory lasted until 3 am, and suddenly I wanted to discuss a question "What should I say first when I meet a beautiful girl"?

A gentleman woke up from a dream and said, Stop talking and let's go to bed!

Robber: Tell me the password to the safe! Don't say kill you!

Salesgirl: I won't tell you if you kill me! You ruined me, and I won't tell!

The robber looked her up and down and said, you must be beautiful!

Art school stipulates that boys are not allowed to fall in love with female models. Xiao Qiang not only talked, but also got the model pregnant. Was known by the school.

A few days later, the school announced that Xiao Qiang had been expelled for destroying props.

The husband died strangely. The police found his wife suspected, and finally she told the truth: My husband and I used to follow the rhythm of church bells, but a fire truck came downstairs yesterday.

The mother bird was in tears, and the male bird said angrily, How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the Bird Research Station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!

I am bored and can't find a job. One day I got an interview in KFC. The manager asked me what I was good at. I said I could sing. The manager asked me to sing. I cleared my throat and sang: More choices, more laughter at McDonald's.

A man and his wife often have an affair, but if they don't see it, their colleagues will send a couplet.

Part I: As long as life is ok.

Bottom line: even if the head is a little green.

Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles

Boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a clear line: animals cross the border.

Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal!

In a restaurant, woman: Are you going to marry me or not?

The man was silent.

W: Don't think that nobody wants me. If I get angry, I'll find someone to marry here right away!

The waiter came over: Miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.

A boy bumped into a lady's hip on the bus.

Woman: Sir, would you please move your hand somewhere else?

The boy whispered, I'd like to, but I don't have the courage to touch it anymore.

One day, a drunk took a taxi home, reached out and stopped a 1 10 patrol car, shouting: even if it is a kilometer, it is not necessary to write so big!

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.

Women don't propose because of their small breasts, and they look at men every day.

Man: Is it as big as steamed bread?

Woman: Yes.

The man then married him, and the wedding night. The man rushed out of the door and screamed, Wang Zi steamed bread!