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Mantra composition
A warm mantra in the composition 1 often makes people feel comfortable and realize something. -inscription
One sunny afternoon, I bit my pen and thought about my composition for the weekend. I can think for a long time, but my mind is blank. I buried my head in my head and thought hard, but I still had no clue.
At this time, grandma came quietly, her black hair mixed with strands of silver hair. Those strands of silver hair danced with the wind. Grandma patted me on the shoulder and said softly, "Don't worry, son, take your time." I am sure I can write a good composition. "I turned my head and smiled. Grandma injected wonderful decoction into my young mind, which filled me with confidence.
So, I picked up a pen and wrote quickly. The voice of "rustling" merged into a beautiful article, which won the trust of teachers and classmates.
On the night when there were few stars in the month, I was still at home preparing for the upcoming skipping competition. But no matter how hard I practice, I still can't break the new record. I'm depressed. I shook the rope hard and shouted angrily, "I won't jump." What a disgusting skipping contest! Who wants it! " I leaned back in the armchair, picked up a book and began to read. At this time, grandma came slowly and said playfully, "You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient, son. At the beginning, you can jump 1 10 many times. It's already amazing. Don't worry, take your time. I firmly believe that you will succeed! " So, I regained my confidence, picked up the rope and jumped up as lightly as a swallow. The next day, I miraculously achieved excellent results.
At dinner, I had a bad appetite, so I ate very little. I frown and lie prone on the table, feeling very uncomfortable. Grandma said softly, "Don't worry, son, take your time." I was encouraged and finally ate.
Until now, those loving words filled my heart and inspired my soul.
The first bird song in the morning broke the peace of summer. A day's work lies in the morning. What should I do with these prime time? "You came back from this study tour and bought so many souvenirs. There should be a paper to write, right? Hurry to write a composition! " My mother arranged it for me before I thought it over.
"no! I want to go back to sleep! " Say that finish, I plunged into the soft pillow. "What? Look, people are reading aloud early in the morning, and you are still sleeping. Get up and write a composition! " There seems to be a lot of thunder in my ears. After the thunder, my mother reached out a huge "claw" and dragged me out of the quilt. I can't hide it. Hum! Good girls don't fight with bad mother. I don't want to wash my hands when I think about it.
As usual, I like to look in the mirror and wash my face when my mother is away. I even like to listen to Journey to the West and pat the water droplets on the mirror. So when my mother came, I just started washing my face. When she saw me, she shouted, "Why are you so slow?" Snails have caught up with you! Come on, eat a loaf of bread and write your composition quickly. There will be olympiad in the future! "In order to stop listening to my mother's nagging and her unique mantra, I quickly ate breakfast and went back to my room to write a composition about studying in Singapore. Fortunately, my mother is not here this afternoon, and I can finally be liberated! Thinking about me, I began to wander. I don't know how long it took before my mother "appeared" again. As a result, my mother came back just after writing a paragraph. When she saw that I had just written a paragraph, she quickly flashed her mantra: "Come on, is there an ending? "There are Olympics and summer homework!" Oh, really, not again. I hurried back to reality and wrote my composition. After writing my composition, I quickly finished other homework.
In order to stop listening to my mother's mantra, I did everything cleanly, without dragging my feet or giving me a chance to "hurry up", so that I could escape successfully.
I have a bad habit of adding some uncivilized phrases to my speech. At first, I thought these uncivilized phrases were very interesting, so I added them to something to show humor. Can say too much, really like adults say, can't change! But I don't think it's a big deal-but the facts are changing my mind.
Once, I was discussing what games to play with another classmate. He excitedly said to me, "Hi! Let's play' dinosaur wars'! You can choose a dinosaur when entering the game! " I look down on it because his game sounds a little childish. So, I used some of my most common uncivilized terms to laugh at him: "Idiot, can't you play such a' weak' game?" When my classmates saw that my mouth was dirty, they ignored me with anger. I had no choice but to agree to his condition-to send him a spongebob and play with him for a day in that childish "dinosaur war". Alas! In fact, if I hadn't used those uncivilized phrases, I wouldn't have made him angry. It seems that the mantra has a great influence on people! Only then did I decide that I must give up these uncivilized phrases.
Once, my grandfather and I made a bet that we couldn't say my pet phrase for three days. As a result, it was only an hour later and I accidentally said another pet phrase. Alas! It seems that the mantra has become a habit, and it is not easy to get rid of it.
You know, an uncivilized mantra is a "virus" that spreads from one word to ten words and from ten words to a hundred words. Therefore, we should immediately start from ourselves, put an end to those uncivilized mantras, and let us stay away from this popular "virus" from childhood and never be bothered by uncivilized mantras again!
My father is fat and pouts when he sleeps. He is so cute! But his mantra is full of lies. His mantra is "tomorrow".
The winter vacation is coming, and I want to go out to play, but my father just doesn't agree. Finally, my father agreed. I'm so happy! But after a while, my father said to me arrogantly, "son, let's go and play again tomorrow!" " "I am very angry. In order to go out to play, I really want time to pass quickly. But the next day, I thought my father was ready, but he was still sleeping. I took out my father's toothbrush and towel and prepared to help him wash his face and brush his teeth.
After a while, the toothbrush was ready and I washed my face. My father finally woke up. I asked my father, "Can we go out to play now?" Dad said listlessly, "Let's go out to play tomorrow!" " "I really can't stand it, so let my mother take me to play.
In this way, school will start soon. I said to my father, "Dad, I have finished writing winter vacation homework. Can you take me to buy a schoolbag, just one? " Dad said, "buy it tomorrow!" " I said angrily to my father, "You said that winter vacation homework would take me to buy a schoolbag when she finished writing!" " "When my father was angry, he gave me a good hand. I was particularly uncomfortable at that time. I thought to myself: my schoolbag is not bought, but bought. I don't even know what happened to dad. It's like eating a pepper. He always has countless tomorrows, and every time my mother takes me to play and buys me a schoolbag.
This is my father.
Xiao C, the schoolmaster in our class, likes to say "then". Every time he speaks, there is always a classless "then" When he said "then", he couldn't stop until his tongue cramped. The teacher asked him to answer the question, and he kept "then". We can't help but be surprised. But whether he is a "schoolmaster" or not, the whole class is infected by his mantra, and everyone is saying "then", but I am not.
Little H has a pet phrase "shaving". I wonder why his pet phrase is this. Does he want to shave his head when he grows up? I must ask him. I didn't know until I asked. This is the evasion skill of characters in comics. So he often says, "I can shave, I can shave!" " "Talk and run until you disappear without a trace." Shave means "flash" in his mouth. He is a loyal "anime fan", talking about it whenever and wherever, even sitting on the toilet. I remember the last time he shaved while running, and he fell to his knees. In the exam, he also said "shaved" and got 70 points ..... We all thought that his "shaved head" was a "disaster".
In fact, I also have a mantra "Ah-",which has become a habit. When I met the enemy in the shooting war, I ran away with a "ah-"; When I failed the exam, I was "huh?" Give a loud cry; Being beaten at home, while playing "ah! Ah! " Screaming, everyone can't stand my mantra. In short, like the first two, I have an endless mantra.
Everyone's mantra is really too many tricks, the speaker is super cool and the listener is uncomfortable.
I will graduate from primary school soon, and the mantra of every classmate in my class has left an indelible mark on my heart.
"Are you going to stop playing with me?" This is what Pang Jie, a big fat man, often says. As soon as I heard it, I knew that someone must have offended "Fat Man". Every time you ignore what he says, he will read his mantra n times next to you, just like Tang Sanzang's spell. Hee hee, then you will deeply understand the Monkey King's pain. Every time I hear him say this, I will say, "Oh, you grinding goblin!" " "
"You are quite funny!" This is what little fatty Ding Zijie always said. Somehow, as soon as we heard this, we had an impulse to teach him a lesson. Who told him that it was not the right time to say this? He seems to be naturally fond of being chased. Why? I don't know, I dare not ask or say.
Da' anyu's mantra is: "Oh! Are you drifting? " As long as there is a contradiction with him, he will say this, because he is tall, so many people in the class will not oppose him. Why there are so many "tough guys" to compete with Annie Ann. No, a war is about to start again, in which "big fat man" and "little fat man" are two indispensable roles in this war.
……
Over the past six years, I have memorized many people's pet phrases. After all, they are the symbols of my primary school classmates!
My grandmother is a very fashionable person. She knows all about stocks, Taobao and taxis. If you record everything grandma says, you will find that almost everything she says has a mantra-put it in the past.
"Master Chen? Is it coming soon? " Yes, I'll be right there. One Sunday, grandma took me to a calligraphy class, which happened to be stormy. She took out her mobile phone from her pocket and operated it lightly. After a while, a taxi came to us. "Now is really convenient!" As soon as she got on the bus, grandma said to the driver, "I used to have to walk all the way to wait for the bus." "Yes, it's a rainy day. I am soaked by bus. " The driver answered with a smile.
Over time, I found a rule.
As long as there are convenient things in life, such as more humanized living facilities and more convenient travel. As soon as I meet these, I will hear my grandmother sincerely say, "The past …" Other old people always like to miss the past, but my grandmother always says that the present is better. Grandma's mantra makes me feel full of positive energy.
Yes, the society is constantly improving, and the ever-changing life makes my grandmother and I feel fresh every day. But in any case, what remains unchanged is grandma's mantra, and every sentence is put in the past. Now, I also like grandma's mantra.
Idiot composition 8 ~ ~
This is my sister's pet phrase. Where does this "precious" mantra come from? The reason is that she watched the cartoon "Running away from home" too much, and the hero in it cried "roar" every day, so something happened to her sister, and she was possessed!
first time
Nowadays, all primary school students have their favorite people, and my sister is no exception. I remember that time we went to an outdoor activity, and there was a boy named lzc. As soon as my sister saw him, she shouted "Oh, yeah". Everyone looked at her and my sister blushed to the base of her neck.
second time
Last time my sister learned to ride a bike, as a teacher, I helped (actually dragged) her ride round and round first. Later, I thought she could ride it by herself, so I let my sister ride it by herself. It was ok at first, but the direction behind it was a little unstable. Look at the frightened expression on her face, which reminds me of a ghost face. I thought she was going to shout "help!" But shout out is:
"Woo ~ ah ~"
So I decided to call her "Oh, strange."
the third time
I decided to hide her "running away from the neighbor's house" in order not to let my sister shout "Oh" again. "Oh-ah-where is my" Bao Zu Lin Jia "?" An earth-shattering cry. Soon, the hair was pointing at me. I was a little flustered: "er ... then ... I don't know how to sue you!" " My sister gave me a puzzled look and left. "Oh!" Another earth-shattering cry resounded through the sky. "Who hid my escaped neighbor in the toilet!" No, I ran away.
N th time
That's it. Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi, Yi. Don't even think about it Her answer must be:
"Oh!"
The mantra composition 9 "Mom, will you tell me a brain teaser?" "all right." Mom replied. "Who is Amy's mother, please?" "I said I didn't know, and then what?" Mom said, "I don't know." I went on to say, "Then what?" "Then don't."
"Then what?" It's my classic mantra.
I remember once, I told my mother that I saw the movie "The Jungle Counterattack". "In English class today, the teacher suddenly let us watch a movie. The content of the movie is like this: a circus bear who has never lived in the forest and enjoys the life of a star saved an elk that was caught by a hunter by mistake one day. Then the bear was taken into the dangerous forest by the elk. Then, it aroused a warm and hilarious spark of friendship. Then, with the beginning of the hunting season, the bear and deer brothers, who lack viability, must unite all the animals in the forest. then what Against the terrible hunters. then what Take back your territory. And then ... ""Hey, stop, stop. How many words did you just say? There have been more than 50 "then" in it. Then come and go, just can't hear the point. " Mom said loudly. She asked me to say it again, but don't add "then". Because "then what" is my mantra, it's really hard for me not to add "then what".
"And then what? Then what? " This is an ordinary sentence that can't be used on ordinary people. Although it sounds ordinary, it is difficult. Always "and then what? Then what? " If you don't hear the idea, it will annoy adults. So don't be like me, or your ass will bloom like a flower.
It took me a scolding to get rid of my bad habit of saying mantra.
……
Speaking of Mr. Wu in our class, he is an eccentric teacher.
He doesn't like to laugh. He usually likes to keep a straight face, but he likes telling jokes
Once, Mr. Wu was telling a story about football with great interest, while Xin Li was whispering to his classmates and fiddling with his glasses from time to time. Teacher Wu found out, and his radiant appearance suddenly disappeared without a trace. He frowned, his eyes stared like two bells, his lips turned purple with anger, and his nose seemed to be on fire. He looked at Xin Li without saying a word, but Xin Li didn't seem to notice and was still talking and laughing with his classmates. Other students found out and immediately sat down with their hands crossed. Li Xin saw him and whispered, "What's the matter?" Scared you like this! "Wu teacher become angry from embarrassment, shouted," the telescope, give me run around! "Trembling with fear, we followed the teacher's eyes and found that it was Xin Li who was' beaten'. Li Xin was too scared to breathe, so she had to run.
Another time, I was listening to Mr. Wu's story with relish. Suddenly, the teacher looked at me and shouted, "You, run around for me!" " I stood up trembling with fear, but Mr. Wu said, "Miss, it's not you. It's the old man in the back. " I sat down, took a deep breath and looked at Shi Jun behind me sympathetically. I saw Shi Jun stand up shyly. Teacher Wu said in a strange voice, "Oh, please don't move! Come on, run for me! " The whole class suddenly laughed their heads off, so Shi Jun had to run with his head down!
It is precisely because of Mr. Wu's "running for me" that our sports performance has been greatly improved. When we participated in the school's "Group Gymnastics Competition", our neat pace won warm applause from the judges and the audience, and finally won the first prize!
I want to thank not only Mr. Wu, but also his pet phrase!
The mantra composition 1 1 "Give the class homework again!" A little dark female teacher said that the classroom immediately changed from whispering to silence.
The students have to bury themselves in writing. I know we're going to suffer again-that means we have to add another heavy homework.
We don't like teachers who nag and preach all day. And as long as there is no messy voice, her mouth will pop up a "one more class homework", and He Laoshi looks very "serious". A pair of big black agate eyes are embedded with this dense crescent eyebrow, a sophomore's nose, and a scarlet punch line. She has long black hair and her eyes are shining with wisdom.
Once, He Laoshi was very angry when he saw that so few of our math papers were excellent. "Arrange the class homework again!" In a rage, He Laoshi assigned five kinds of countless homework, which we repented and finished helplessly. It's not a miracle, but it can be said to be magical. The results of our class are among the best in the next mathematical research paper, and our mood is relaxed at once.
I found that "one more class assignment" didn't bother me that much.
On that day, the downpour caused a very bad weather. We waited quietly in the classroom and even heard the breathing clearly. 1 of "shout" all over, He Laoshi came running with hurried steps. Her pants are a little wet, and I don't know if it's sweat or water on her head. Deep eyes and scrawled analysis paper show that He Laoshi didn't sleep until late at night, and she kept writing materials and teaching materials for us. "All stand up!" Somehow, I get hoarse and tremble when I hear the clear voice. On this day, my heart seems to be crying and becoming warm.
From then on, I studied and worked tirelessly, and fell in love with the ecstasy of He Laoshi's lectures, the profound meaning of He Laoshi's revelation, and He Laoshi's mantra: Dad is restless but full of motivation.
A mantra composition 12 A mantra is something you talk about every day, and it often comes out easily. Somehow, people at home are saying this mantra now, and because the speaker is not careful, there are always jokes at home.
"Whatever, whatever." This is my sister's pet phrase. Why is it "whatever"? Because my sister always talks back but doesn't want to be scolded by my mother, she always says "whatever, whatever"!
"Amitabha! Why don't you do your homework? " This is the mantra of our housewife (mother). Who told us not to do our homework after school?
"Use nunchakus quickly, hum and haw, and see who is good!" This is my brother's pet phrase. My brother thought that others would think he was cool when he heard this sentence, so he "fell in love" with this sentence.
The family's mantra is said together, but it will make a joke! I remember that day, after I finished my homework, I saw that my brother and sister didn't do their homework, so I told my mother.
Mother said to them, "Amitabha! Don't you hurry to do your homework? " My sister seems to understand better and said, "whatever, whatever." I ran to do my homework at once. And my brother actually said his mantra: "Use nunchakus quickly, hum and haw, and see who is good!" " "So the younger brother was angrily" beaten "by his mother. I smiled and said, "Ha ha, what a suck! "
Haha, do you have a mantra, too? Is it popular in your home?
The mantra composition 13 "Xiao Lingrui, go and play the piano!"
"Go to the rice bowl!"
"Go and fill up the water!"
"……"
"Wait-a man fell!"
I have a weakness-procrastination. Doing homework, hanging clothes and even eating are very slow.
In the evening, I sat at my desk, thinking hard and trying to make up my homework. My homework was delayed for a week. Look at other homework, piling up like a mountain, making my brain swell.
I scribbled in my notebook and finally got a little inspiration. But at this moment, my mother shouted in the living room: "It's time, come out and have a rest and drink some water!" " "
At this time, I am working hard. Hearing this sentence, I immediately replied: "Wait a minute!" Say that finish, then speed up.
After a while, my mother got angry: "Xiao Lingrui!" "
I knew something was wrong, so I blurted out, "Oh, OK … Wait a minute, right away … OK!" " "I marked a few numbers casually and went out in slippers at once.
Once, I heard my deskmate and another classmate whispering, "Hey, don't you think Xiao Lingrui always likes to say' wait a minute'?"
I listened, refused to admit it and decided to do something to prove it.
After class, my deskmate asked me for help. I was copying my homework. Without thinking, I said impatiently, "wait a minute!" " "As soon as I shut up, I realized that saying this sentence was all wet, but there was nothing I could do to correct it.
"Xiao Lingrui, your eyes are going to rest!" Mom called me again.
"Wait-Nonono!" Hey, when can I get rid of this spell?
Idiom composition 14 alas, bad luck is really bad luck, this is my mantra. Who knows what kind of day today will be. Don't worry, please listen to my arrival.
Chapter 1: Bad morning
This is an ordinary morning. I still walk in the park as usual. The sound of "yum" came to my ears. I looked down and was shocked. A brown thing stuck to my shoes. I took a closer look. Ah, that's a piece of shit. I was very angry. I rushed home, changed a pair of shoes and ran to school in a hurry. I inadvertently glanced to the left, and the electronic clock in the park showed 7: 53.
"Ah, it's 7: 53, and I'm going to be late."
After that, I ran to school. As expected, I was late and was deducted 10.
Chapter 2: Bad luck at noon.
The bad luck at noon will naturally not decrease. Because there is a class (playing basketball) in the afternoon, I have to go to the bathroom to change clothes. The front is smooth. But later, my hands didn't hold on to my pants, and they went into the toilet "smoothly".
"Ah, my pants are in the toilet."
I whispered, I picked up a corner of my wet pants and stuffed it into my schoolbag.
Finally, the schoolbag became a smelly schoolbag.
Chapter 3: Bad luck at night
My bad luck didn't fly away until evening. At that time, sitting in the car after playing basketball, the red light kept changing. When I reached the next intersection, it was still red ... I finally got home, and it was already 9: 20. Rush into the room to do your homework, no matter what, until eleven o'clock (make up lessons and math homework). Because I didn't take a bath for a long time, I caught a cold and my nose kept running. Fortunately, I have a strong body.
Shit, what do I have against you? Please leave me alone!
Dad always likes to stare into his eyes. He seldom smiles. Every time he sees him, he seems to be meditating. But he has a mantra: "three, two, one."
It's particularly sunny today, and there are no clouds in Wan Li. I really want to go out and have fun, but my father is "the gate of hell" and has to go through him. I came to my father carefully and whispered to him, "Dad, can I go out to play?" "Finish your homework first, otherwise it is impossible." Dad said in a serious tone, "Cut! I can't go out to play. " I talked to myself, just sitting in a chair in a daze, but my father's voice began to ring again: "I'll count to three, and if you don't do your homework, I won't tidy up you." "three!" Dad's voice is getting louder and louder, and his eyebrows are gradually screwed up. "Two!" Another voice, sharper and louder. The veins stood out on his forehead, his hair stood on end, and even his eyes stared like an angry lion. I ran to do my homework before I counted to one. How terrible! At this time, I found myself in a cold sweat and swallowed a mouthful of saliva inadvertently.
Another weekend. Who doesn't want to sleep in on this day? But dad didn't agree. He got up early and said to me, "Come on, let's do morning exercises." I haven't woken up yet, I can't tell whether it's a dream or reality, but when my father's familiar mantra rings, "Three! Two ... "The next second I decided that this is by no means a dream. A carp is fighting. It quickly gets dressed and stands in front of its father. I was still yawning, reluctantly, but I went to do morning exercises with my father. I really hate my father's "three, two, one."
Slowly, when I grow up, my father will go on a business trip and often be away from home. At this time, I wish my father could keep saying "three, two, one." Now I understand that the days when my father is around are always so warm. ...
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