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My hamsters don't seem to like me >
1, name. Don't underestimate this matter. The name means that the mouse is in your heart, and you can keep talking with it.
2, don't be afraid of others' jokes, love is in your heart, only the mouse knows it, talk to the mouse and the mouse, don't whistle or shout instead of language.
"Mao Mao, come and let me have a look."
Mao Mao, what are you doing?
"Mao Mao, eat melon seeds."
"Mao Mao, don't bite, don't bite your finger."
"Mao Mao, don't pee."
"Mao Mao, come on, comb your hair, don't move, don't move."
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Stick to it every day, and when you grow up, you will have a name to respond. Think about it. When you are trained to come as soon as you hear your name, what does it feel like to put two small paws on your fingers and stare at you with two big black eyes?
3. touch it frequently. When you are not training, if you want to catch it, just hold it in your hand. If it is afraid of you, it won't dare to bite you. At this time you can talk to it and touch it. You can also buy a toothbrush to brush the baby's plush.
4, often give it some melon seeds to eat, one or two at a time, two or three times a day, no time to feed it once a few days, but you can't get tired of playing for a few days. Put it aside, don't ask, just want to play when you have time. I don't bite you!
5. Once you are injured, you must take care of it like BB, wash the wound and feed the breadworms until you are cured. If there is such an opportunity, everything will be solved. I hope there will never be such an opportunity.
6. Whether a pet is a pet is only known to you, but in the end only mice and mice know. All of the above are external efforts. Or that sentence in "My Pet View":
People who have mice in their hearts will also have mice in their hearts. This is beyond words.
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