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God is a junior college student.
Author: Kim
000 fairies descended to earth
Update time: 2010-11:10: 42 words: 76 1.
Chapter zero Fairy Descent to Earth
Purple fairy, the fifth sister of the seven fairies, has a beautiful appearance, white and tender skin, and a seductive charm hanging from the corners of her eyes and eyebrows, especially after A Zi passed puberty, her figure developed very well. Her body naturally gives off a faint fragrance. The purple veil she often wears is the most vivid interpretation of her figure and fair skin.
A Zi suddenly stood out among the seven fairies. That charming smile is enough to turn all beings upside down. You fairies have come, saying that they are coming for the Seven Fairies, but in fact they are all coming for the Fifth Sister A Zi. Even the charm of the heavenly queen has been compared.
But A Zi was carried away by flattery and praise from many sides, and gradually became arrogant, and developed a very indecent habit-big mouth.
A Zi is not proficient in speaking, telling dirty jokes regardless of occasions, and even pointing fingers at each other's congenital defects. Today, the old gentleman is always farting, and tomorrow, the wife of the old demon in Montenegro will talk about his sexual intercourse before he became a good friend. Many immortals are very unhappy. In a rage, the Jade Emperor drove A Zi out of heaven.
A Zi is very wronged, wandering outside the heaven. The wife of the old demon in Montenegro brought many fairies to crusade. A Zi's big mouth trouble broke out, especially exposing the old demon's wife in Montenegro, saying that she wanted to fuck anyone and even spared hell.
Say that finish, all the fairies.
The wife of the old demon in Montenegro was furious and immediately turned to fights.
A Zi was outnumbered, but her purple dress was torn.
What is even more exasperating is that instead of helping her, the other six sisters of the Seven Fairy sneered when they hit people when they were down.
A Zi was disheartened and in rags. ...
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