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Excerpted from the sentence "Being single is unhappy".

What do you do when you are single and unhappy? The following are some sentences collected by Bian Xiao, hoping to help you.

1, go to the supermarket and crush all the unsold chocolates, so that no one will send them!

2. I want to go shopping on Tanabata. Seeing a couple holding hands, I shouted to one of them: Hey, where was that beautiful woman (handsome guy) last time? Why did you change it again?

3. When the sisters saw the couple, they went up and slapped the man and said, You dare to fuck a woman behind my back. It would be better if a male student is willing to go up and slap in the face. )

4, everyone organized a group to go to the movies together, and specially handed in the ticket number to separate those couples!

5. Call to book a hotel big bed room;

6. Slap someone else's boyfriend in the street;

7. Buy all the movie tickets in the opposite seat;

8. Take a needle to the supermarket to tie a condom;

9. Selling flowers in the street. When I met a couple, I said: buy a bunch of flowers for my mother;

10, eating without paying the bill, pointing to someone else's boyfriend and saying: My ex-husband is married;

1 1. As we all know ... Tanabata can be divided into groups to go to the cinema. ...

12. A group of people sang Happy Parting when they met a couple.

13. When going to KFC or McDonald's ... if there are many people ... one person occupies one seat ... mainly leaving no space. ..

14. Buy out the flowers in the flower shop ... in front of lovers ... men give them to men, women give them to women ... Remember, be affectionate ... get down on one knee. ..

15. When you see a couple, walk in the middle ... it's best to walk in groups one by one. ...

16. Call the owners and inform their parents to arrest people.

17. Take a flashlight to the park for construction at night. When you see a couple, book all the rooms at Home Inn by phone.

18. When you meet a couple ... if you are a woman, go forward and hold the man and say that you won't accompany me if you have something to do today. Is this your business? (pointing to a woman) If it's a man, the other way around. ..

Sentences that you want to vent in a bad mood

I am infatuated with the feeling of expressing emotions in words.

Second, it doesn't mean that you can resist long-term erosion with enthusiasm.

Third, I don't like people I don't like, people I like, and people I like don't like.

Despair really doesn't need to be as grand as where you will go.

I don't care about the ups and downs on the road of growing up. As long as I have you, I feel happy.

Even if you have tens of millions of emotions, don't vent it on anyone. Remember that others owe you nothing.

7. Your memory, the remaining memory of you and me; My memory is full of writing your diary.

Eight, how many people will burst into tears because of a word from their lover?

What is lost and what is found is the most precious.

Ten, the favorite mobile phone vibration, at first glance, is your news.

Eleven, take this road, looking at a scene, thinking about a person, the back is still so lonely.

Twelve, reach out your hands, want to stay, only catch your excuse.

Thirteen, love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Fourteen, who has not changed from a kind-hearted child tortured by reality to a scheming madman.

Fifteen, happiness is your own, never take others as a reference, others can't do you, how can he know the road you have traveled and the joys and sorrows in your heart?

Sixteen, it is not necessarily a mother who has milk, but a father who has money.

Seventeen, sometimes I feel sad, I can't write my own signature, and I can't post anything, just because I'm afraid that the people I care about are too worried.

You don't love me, but I'm still willing to be your love counselor and protect your safety.

Nineteen, I would rather be hated than pretend to cater to others.

How I hope that meeting you in the street is equal to missing your chance!

Twenty-one, if you think I have become a person who often scolds you from time to time, then congratulations on our acquaintance!

Twenty-two, it's cold, I've grown up, learn to smile, learn to be strong, learn not to cry, but still learn not to forget him.

Twenty-three, whether happiness has quietly left, just like the light dance of the morning mist, some sad.

Twenty-four, because of strangeness, so brave, because of distance, so beautiful.

Twenty-five, if you are still here, I really can.

Twenty-six, if you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

Your eyes are the sea I will never see again.

Twenty-eight, how happy it is to have a girlfriend.

Twenty-nine, how many pages can't be written and come here to vent.

What happened when you met him? What did you do with your head down? Where is your courage?

You can vent, but you can't moan all day. You're not the only one with a story.

I want to stop nomadism when I meet you.

Disappointment, injustice and the like do not need to be explained. The more explanations, the more chaotic! Talk about letting off steam.

The wood said to the fire: hug me! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried! Tears went out by themselves. When wood loves fire, it is doomed to be burned.

I am infatuated with the feeling of expressing emotions in words.

You can vent, but you can't moan all day. You're not the only one with a story.

It's thirty-seven, his heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day he made a promise.

Thirty-eight, you have to live better than me.

I have my attitude. It's not your turn to call me a failure.

Forty, giving it face on Tanabata is Tanabata, and not giving it face is an ordinary Tuesday to vent their feelings.

4 1. Why am I not strong? What reason do I have not to grow up? What reason can I not calmly face being abandoned, betrayed and cheated?

Forty-two, how long has my QQ penguin been following me, wearing a scarf every day, isn't it hot?

Talk about venting.

First, life is like playing chess. If you make a mistake, you will lose everything. This is a sad thing. Moreover, life is not as good as playing chess, and it is impossible to regret the next game.

Second, I bet my youth on tomorrow, but I lose day after day.

Third, why must we take care of other people's feelings? If I take care of others, who will take care of me

Fourth, sometimes the listener laughs, but the speaker is moved.

Don't trust others too much, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

6. The man who betrayed you, if you make up with him, he will continue to betray you, because he betrayed you without paying any price. A man who hit you, if you forgive him, he will continue to hit you, because he hit you without paying any price ... The so-called bottomless pit, always forgive those who hurt you.

Seven, the heart is not afraid of distance, afraid of losing after falling in love.

Eight, time is like a poison, eroding everything around you.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

10. The best companion you need is the one who can stand side by side with you at the bow, sing the scenery on both sides of the strait and hold your hand tightly in the stormy waves. In other words, he is not the stormy waves you have to deal with.

Like a song is often because of a lyric, but what really touches you is not the lyrics, but the story about this song in your life.

Twelve, great wisdom in life, but six words: affordable, let go. As the case may be, let it be. In this world, many smart people have become mediocre people, because they think too much when they should pick it up and miss the opportunity; When it's time to let go, I've been entangled for too long. Don't pick it up when it's time to put it down; When it's time to pick it up, you can't put it down easily. The former determines how easy you can live, and the latter determines how far you can go.

Thirteen, the only you in this world is my miracle, and everything you tell me is our secret. Hugging the only you tightly, hopelessly firm, is that the whole world is against me, I am willing, I am willing to do anything.

Fourteen, silly to think, silly to laugh, just wait. There is always someone who makes you lose your mind.

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't know that I would hurt myself for others.

I didn't realize how strong I was until one day you left.

17. You can have a panoramic view of who owns the beauty and who feels the sadness.

Those flowers are in full bloom and scattered.

Nineteen, I am restless, my head is blank, and the melody of music may comfort me.

Twenty, in this world, the person you can rely on most is yourself, and the person who can save you can only be yourself.

Twenty-one, there are fewer and fewer important people around us, while those who stay with us are more and more important.

22. Later, I finally realized that it wasn't my flower. I just happened to know how it bloomed.

Twenty-three, there is always a balance in life, good and bad, love and hate, happiness and sadness, excitement and loneliness, which cannot be changed.

Sometimes there are no tears when you cry. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness. . If you see me smile, it doesn't mean that I am really happy. .

Twenty-five, whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.

Twenty-six, how many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, they disappeared as soon as you left.

Love can't be cherished until it is lost. If one day, I become more indifferent, then please remember that when I ask you to accompany me, you just say busy; If one day, I become arrogant, please remember that you have never cared about me once.

Twenty-eight, I wanted to accompany you to many places, but later it became an unreachable distance.

Twenty-nine, the truth of life is hidden in the plain.

Sentences to vent when you are in a bad mood

1, I will come back and bring back the fragrance of kapok and bauhinia, and then tell you that I have found heaven.

2. People who know how to give up get more. People who know how to give up know how to cherish. People who know how to forget are happier!

It's really beautiful, but we have no choice but to ask for IQ. Our older children are all at school and can't contribute to the ratings. Forgive us. I hope I can survive the holiday and I will work hard to contribute when I get home.

4, don't compare with others, learn not to be greedy or extravagant, be peaceful and quiet, and be content.

The world is originally painful, and happiness is short-lived. Sometimes you have to believe in fate. Since you can't let go, don't let go on purpose. Keep her in your heart. It is also a kind of happiness to meet someone who can't let go. Some people, who have lived all their lives, have never met anyone who can make them tempted. Time will cure everything, and I believe that happiness will wait for you in the near future.

6, everyone will have a dead end, they can't get out, others can't get in.

7. I have been looking for that kind of feeling, that kind of feeling of holding a pair of warm hands and moving forward in a cold day.

8. I never knew that loving someone was so sweet and bitter. I miss you deeply in bed every night. I miss your heart very much. The quieter the night, the more obvious it is.

9. When you lose everything and see through everything, will you think of me and come back to me?

10, if one day, my speech or signature is not updated frequently, it proves that I am doing well.

1 1. It seems that when people start to grow up, they will think of the past. Whether you are happy or sad, pale or gorgeous, you will chew a new taste.

12, we gave our hearts to others and couldn't get them back; When others give it to others, love will circulate in the world.

13, I always feel that I am a very independent, strong, enterprising and unyielding person.

14, loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

15, I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world is only the back.

16, are you like me? Sometimes you wonder if you have changed a little in a certain part of your past life, are you a different person now?

17, how many people have been diluted for one you, and as a result, you left and they left.

18, the so-called loneliness is probably that you want to talk to someone, but no one is your listener.

19, I am most afraid that I have decided to live alone in my life. Without you, I suddenly received your letter.

20. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

2 1, a flower, picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to throw away; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I couldn't remember it when the rain stopped; A road, walking for a long time, can't go to the end after dark.

22. You turned your life into a poem. Begging for food and clothing in troubled times. Your days are full of flowers, and my eyes are only day after day, year after year.

23. You walk alone and have quiet happiness; If you walk with the same person, you will have a companion; If you go with many people, you will feel lively. As long as you dare to leave, you will be fine.

24. Life is a never-ending performance. Everyone is an actor, but some people obey themselves and some people please the audience. Life is a person's journey, and no one can replace it. Some people will leave, others will come. Every encounter in life is fate, there is no right or wrong.

25. The bravest thing I have ever done is not to love you without hesitation, but to pretend that your love with her is very weak.

You never know how strong you are, until one day you have no choice but to be strong.

27. Life is only a few decades. The most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others.

28. I am not sad that you lied to me. I'm sorry, your lies can't fool me.

29. Only the lonely moonlight knows how high a pair of wings can fly, how far a heart can go and how painful a lovesickness can be. If possible, let me make a yearning for the future, so that the flying butterfly will no longer turn around in the world of mortals, stop at the quiet fingertips, and tie the dancing silk thread with the elegance of an orchid, and the world will never end.

30. Maybe a casual look back, but I met someone I will never forget. Perhaps an unconscious encounter contains a feeling that is hard to give up.

Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care about him, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

32. Life is full of ups and downs. You never know what will happen next, and you will never understand why fate should treat you like this. Only after experiencing various changes in life will we shed our original glitz and look at the world with a humble attitude.

If we hadn't met, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now. In your world, I have laughed and hurt. Now, exhausted, with their own shadow, quietly out of your world.

34. The most calm woman I have ever met never sends a text message to her boyfriend and asks her what she thinks. She said: If he is not busy, he will contact me. If he is busy, why should I bother him? If he is not busy and doesn't contact me, why should I contact him?

35. Many times, our inner pain is not that we can't get it, but that we can't bear to drift away.

36. There will never be anyone you can't live without. Just because you can't live without now doesn't mean you can't live without forever. There is nothing you can't give up. If you don't give up, you may give up first.

No water a day ago, no bread a week ago. Those words were said a long time ago, so don't think about it.

It's raining, so I can't go out in the rain. I get allergic when I get wet. Is this a disease?

39. I can't learn to be patient, to give up and to smile after you betray me.

40. People who are willing to accompany you can't get rid of it. Those are just words. There is no need to leave them. Will is more important than anything, and it lasts longer than anything else.

4 1, now I think what I am good at is touching others, just like I can make you cry after breaking up, but I forget that touching is not love.

42. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

43. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

44. It is a common problem for many people to persuade them to drag their feet and refuse to let go when they know the result clearly. In fact, they can't escape those words: never leave, never give up, never be reconciled.

45. The best time is that you like me and I like you, but we haven't confessed yet.

46. I hope someone will give you wine when you are wandering, and someone will always sing with you when you are lonely.

47. It turned out that I was not happy, but I didn't realize it. A sensitive person is mostly unhappy because he cares too much.

48. I don't want to hang myself under your tree, because it will bring you trouble, but I can't help myself. Is it wrong to like someone?

49. Love is on a lonely night, when thoughts pour in, but you can't finish reading the books in your hand, wondering if he is still working overtime and thinking about yourself as much as you are thinking about him.

50. It was a long time before I met her, but even longer after we broke up, the sincerity of devotion, the sincerity of devotion and the sincere love for each other will eventually be defeated by fate.

5 1, we go to the depths of life as usual, we gradually give up as usual, and we gradually become firm.

52. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

53. We work hard to make money just to gag everyone with the phrase "I have money".

54. Once, I thought that loving someone was a lifetime, holding his hand and growing old together. Later, I finally understood in tears that love is like fireworks, too beautiful and too short. In the blink of an eye, tears fell.

55. The people who accompanied me at that time, where are you now, the people I once loved, and what they are like now.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

57. I miss you. When you are persistent, my eyes are too eager to hide and so honest.

58. Without the light in the dark, I am afraid that you are afraid of the dark and get lost like a child.

59. You advised me not to drink, as if you cared about me, but I didn't know that the reason I drank was you. You advised me not to stay up late, as if you cared about me, but I didn't know you were the reason why I stayed up late.

60. I just can't let go. Although love is heavy, it is not boring. Happiness is accompanied by pain, and the feeling of happiness arises spontaneously. Everything is in my mind. The road of life, perhaps with these experiences, will add a lot of sadness.

6 1, troubles, like sandstorms, like rainstorms, like bullets, rushed at me in a mess.

62. Do you remember the person who once loved me? Is he with you now better than me?

63. At that time, he was the best of him. After a long time, I was also the best of me. The best thing is that there is a whole youth between us, no matter how you run, you can't cross it.

64. Travel is not about how many people you can meet and how many beautiful scenery you have seen, but about walking and suddenly getting to know yourself again under an opportunity.

65. When two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable that they will complain that you have changed. Maybe we haven't changed, but we are getting closer and closer to each other.

66. Time is really the best span in the world, which makes the pain pale, makes persistent people choose to leave, and then people come and go, and after vicissitudes, you will understand that everything is life and nothing can be helped by people.

67. Girls remember this sentence: In any case, you can't let one person be your whole. If one day he leaves, you will have nothing.

68. A woman who misses the first person when she is drunk is the one who hurts her the most.

69. Love is actually a habit. You are used to having him in your life, and he is used to having you in his life. I don't feel anything when I have it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything.