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When I was a child, what things did my parents know clearly that I thought I was a pie in the sky?
I still remember when I was a child, I asked my mother for money. On the grounds of buying exercise books, I originally wanted to buy exercise books for two yuan, but to quote my mother, I said 5 yuan. At that time, I thought it was so easy to ask for more money. Finally I realized that my mother knew all these things, but she didn't see through them, just to give me a better face.
Another time, I found a stray dog on the side of the road and thought it was cute, so I took it home. But my mother has been opposed to raising small animals since she was a child, thinking that there are many bacteria on these small animals, which will endanger my health. So I put stray dogs in the backyard and built a kennel. After that, I chose to bring some meat and ham to my dog every day. Later, I occasionally found a lot of food in the kennel and thought it was from other friends. Finally, I found out that it was originally sent by my mother to the puppy.
In fact, children and parents seem to be soul mates. No matter what children are doing, parents will always know at the first time and fail to see through it, just to make their children have a better face, so no matter what problems they encounter in life, they need to explain frankly to their parents.
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