Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Halfway through the war, there is no ammunition to buy from the other side. What kind of war is this?

Halfway through the war, there is no ammunition to buy from the other side. What kind of war is this?

It is a war between Russia and Chechnya.

The two sides fought for half a game, and one side had no bullets. They even bought some bullets from the enemy and continued fighting. Although it's a bit unbelievable, it's what really happened. The two main players in this war are Russia and Chechnya. As we all know, the Soviet Union is a federal country. After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, these federal countries declared their independence. Chechnya, which has been suppressed by the Soviet Union for a long time, also took the opportunity to gain independence, but it was blocked by Russia. Russia has always held Chechnya, mainly because the geographical location of Chechnya is too critical. Russia's economy has been depressed by western countries, and it is very depressed. It has two economic pillars, namely, arms business and oil and gas export. Chechnya is an important region for Russia to transport oil and gas resources.

Therefore, Chechnya plays a very important role for Russia. If Russia wants to develop its economy, it must firmly grasp Chechnya. However, the fighting power of the Chechen people cannot be underestimated. After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, in order to compete for oil and natural gas resources, the conflict between Russia and Chechnya escalated, and wars were often silent. In the middle of the battle, the Russian army found that the fire attack in Chechnya was obviously weakened. Soon, a soldier raised his hand and walked to the Russian camp. Seeing the posture, it doesn't seem to surrender. Yes, it seems that negotiations are about to begin. As a result, the Russian army also stopped the attack and waited.

unexpectedly, the representative of the opponent made an unexpected request. Facts have proved that there are no bullets in Chechnya, so it is no wonder that the firepower has weakened. Under normal circumstances, the bullets disappeared and the war should be ended by surrendering, but the Chechen side demanded a truce and waited for them to buy bullets and fight. This request made the Russian army shout loudly, but the stranger request was even funnier. Chechnya even wanted to buy bullets from the Russian army, and the Russian army even agreed. Russian troops sold many bullets to Chechnya, and the two sides continued to fight happily.