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Meet the most beautiful Ni composition

Meet the most beautiful you composition 1 "Your son has no money." "Your father's money is running out." I can't help laughing at the thought of this sentence. He comes from our humorous history teacher.

Needless to say, Mr. Zhao's serious attitude towards his work and his concern for us. Teacher Pan has a good hand and a good article. Needless to say, Mr. Lu's hand is allergic to chalk, but he still endures allergic pain and gives us lessons. It's just that history teacher Li's humorous language makes us have unlimited fun.

It is true that he is humorous. Chubby body, a pair of glasses on the bridge of the nose, holding hands from time to time. What impressed me most was his round belly, and sometimes he touched it with his hands during lectures. In order to let us remember the key knowledge, pointing to ourselves and saying "the emperor's instructions are supreme" made us laugh.

"Ha ha!" We laughed again in history class. It turns out that the teacher is checking the knowledge learned in the last class to see if we have memorized it. "Well, this classmate, get up and answer a question. We talked about it last class ... "As soon as the question came out, everyone quickly turned to the books to find the answer. There is only a whoosh in the classroom. The pointed-out person stood there expressionless, at a loss, watching the teacher prepare to "teach" us a lesson. At this time, a hand quickly raised "teacher, I know!" " This man is Wang Qinqin. "All right, come on, this classmate answers." The teacher adjusted her glasses and said. "Well, I think it should be ..." "Good, very good!" The teacher raised his voice by eight degrees. Just as Wang Qinqin was about to sit down, the teacher's voice came again: "Since you are so powerful, please answer another one." Wang Qinqin had to nod helplessly. Then one question after another came to Wang Qinqin. Finally, Wang Qinqin was a little at a loss and had to sit down. At this time, Miss Li stood up and adjusted her glasses, touched her belly and said, "1 to answer this question."

"Next, second." The next step is to press the student number of questioning method. It's over. I am the ninth, so it's my turn. At this point, I was very nervous and always wondered what questions the teacher would ask me. Look, number 7 and number 8, I'm next. Just as he was about to stand up, the teacher shouted, "No.29!" Suddenly, my heart fell like a big stone, and I took a deep breath. This teacher is really naughty!

This is my humorous history teacher. You always make us laugh in a unique way. In the most beautiful junior high school time, I met the most special' you'. I believe that my junior high school life will be more interesting with you in these three years!

Meet the most beautiful you composition 2 There is a saying in Huang Yongyu's "From Seine to Emerald Green": "Any environment or individual must have fallen in love with him when you feel the pain of leaving at the first meeting." I think this sentence is very appropriate to my feelings for Teacher Peng. Because when we first met that year, I felt what a good girl this was. I want to be best friends with her.

Miss Peng is born with beauty, and the only fly in the ointment that drives her crazy is that tooth. A few overgrown little tiger teeth stood there abruptly, and some even had black holes. She is an informal but image-conscious advocate. Every time I smile and make a few cold jokes, I just cover my mouth and ask if anyone is watching her. I always nodded solemnly and told her that there were some handsome guys peeping. So she was sad and desperate, but I gloated and smiled happily.

I am extremely sensitive, inferior and extreme in junior high school. At that time, Mr. Peng and eight other girls and I followed the popular mode of small group play in the class at that time and went to the toilet to play games together. 10 people usually look very harmonious, because there are various compromises in their hearts, so that war will not break out. I dare not quarrel, because I think I will be isolated if I quarrel. But I didn't hold back. Once I quarreled with one of the girls, and the other six people in her village naturally stood on her side, so I was excluded. At that time, Mr. Peng took my hand and said, in fact, I'm tired of this mode of getting along. Let's leave. She and another girl stood on my side without hesitation. This makes me extremely moved by my sensitivity and inferiority in friendship. I think at that time, she came like a hero who stepped on Xiangyun and pulled me out of the embarrassing quagmire.

I also quarreled with Mr. Peng. At first, we had a cold war with each other, always thinking that the other party would apologize first, so we lost several time periods. Personality gradually runs in, and behind each other's familiarity, one action can resolve all unhappiness. Because we all know that it is the hardest and luckiest thing for 6 billion people on this planet to know each other. No matter how big it is, it seems very small in this encounter. But fortunately, she always tolerates me and forgives all my selfishness and willfulness.

We once found a huge sum of 1000 together and gave it to the teacher in a panic; I also skipped lunch break to eat barbecue and was punished in the office; I used to hide in her small room, eating instant noodles and watching ghost movies. Once, because I missed the bus for a long time, I fell on the side of the road ... The overflowing memories turned into warm beads, stringing together the whole youth. A lot of things can only be given to her in this life, how can others understand. In fact, we have stepped into each other's universe, even if we get along with a gap, we will never become the strangest XXX.

So dear Miss Peng, even if we have the opportunity to be tour guides in our respective lives in the future, even if we may become vulgar middle-aged people and children talking about house prices in the future, I still hope that we can get drunk as usual. Even if one day we are strangers and need a phrase "Long time no see" to break the embarrassment, I still hope that when talking about those old stories and Eason Chan, your eyes will shine with warm joy.

Because these years of youth, the most beautiful thing is to meet you.