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One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept calling her the devil: you can tell her to break her throat. No one will save your princess: break your throat, break your throat. Nobody: Princess, I'll save you. Devil: Speak of the devil. Devil: Why do you call me Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost: *! Has been discovered. *: Ghost, you can see me. Demon: Oh, my God: Who called me who: Nobody called you? Nobody: I didn't? Pretend: Who is pretending to be me? Who: Me again? You are looking for trouble. Trouble: who wants to see me? Which one: looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here: I just arrived ... who are you? Who am I? He is not my princess: is everyone here to save me? Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun: what am I looking at? God: It's none of my business. Go first. Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this demon king? What can I do if you don't do it? Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go. Nobody: If I play the Demon King, how can I let you go? I won't let the princess go. I want to watch the excitement: what am I doing? Do you want to fuck me? Rogue, how dare you: I didn't. I: It's none of my business. Demon: *! I'm going crazy ... *: Why did you call me! ... crazy: what do you want me to do? You want me to: I know nothing! I know nothing: I don't know! I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me? Someone: I didn't call you! I didn't: Who called him? Who: wronged ... I didn't ... I didn't: I didn't wronged you ... you: I dare you. I dare you: who says I dare not! ? Who: Please ... I didn't say anything. I said nothing: what do you want me to say? I'm nothing: you ... aren't you my long-lost brother? My long-lost brother: Gao ... my&is too long ... I will be summoned ... Who: ... I must leave this trouble spot quickly: so this is my place ... I have nothing &; No: don't argue that we are talking ... don't argue that I didn't speak ... I didn't: I didn't speak! ... I have nothing:-_-\ \ "... Let's talk outside ... Let's go: I'm embarrassed ... (wriggle) I have nothing: it's none of your business ... Flash ... (two brothers stormed out) It's none of your business: whoops ... Why did you kick me out ... Why? Did anyone call me? Someone: Who wants to call you ... Who: I really have to go ... T: I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v * (\ \ "who \ \" collapses) It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin? It's none of my business: cousin ... long time no see ... long time: I'm here ... Devil: Are you finished? It's over: he didn't have me. You: I don't have him. I just: Who said that? Who: What should I do? Really? Do you want to fuck me? You: I won't fuck him. I will: Who says I won't? Who: Wrong! I didn't say ... I said, why do you want me? Really? You two are shameless! You two: I want it! I want it! Face: Who wants me? Who: I don't want it. Devil: Hurry up. Besides, I want to kick someone out: kick me out? Looking for K K: Who is looking for me? Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! He: Don't blame me. Me: Who wants me? Who: Let me finally catch one and kill it. ................................................................................................................................................................... Who: Look at my eighteen hands! Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws! Eighteen palms of the dragon: what do I want to see? Jiuyin Bai Gujing: What do I have to see? What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you! Interesting: Brother, let's talk outside. Devil: Oh, my God! This is a meeting to meet relatives ... From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia. ...