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Neymar came to Real Madrid just to see Cristiano Ronaldo. Will Real Madrid sell Cristiano Ronaldo?
Taking history as a mirror, it is not that such a thing has never happened in the history of Real Madrid, but that the consistent style of the giants is merciless. Robben still had hair and was a member of Real Madrid, but in order to welcome Real Madrid's top star, now Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid bought Robben to Bayern. Fortunately, Robben, who came to Bayern, found the peak of his career in Bayern and achieved himself. Now Ronaldo's situation is actually worse than Robben's, not an injury problem, but a fatal age problem.
Robben may not be able to play his full strength due to injury and can only be replaced by a healthier, more stable and more promising Ronaldo; Cristiano Ronaldo will also decline because of his age, so he can only be replaced by a healthier, more stable and more promising Neymar. Stop talking about asensio. Now asensio is not enough to support Real Madrid. Only Neymar is the most suitable candidate. When Neymar decides to join, the problem of Cristiano Ronaldo must be solved, or there will be a penalty joke like in Paris. You know, without a penalty, Ronaldo scored at least 100 goals less.
So although Ronaldo is in good shape now, he can still sell for a good price. Real Madrid executives really consider who will accept this offer, because the price in Neymar is definitely not cheap, even if it is not 400 million euros. A C Ronaldo is estimated to sell at most 100 million yuan, and Real Madrid has to cash in quickly to raise money.
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