A joke that enlivened the speech.

At a meeting in the village, the village head said, "Rabbit and shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

Son: "What will happen to you if I get the first place in my class?"

Father: "Then I am really happy!" " "

Son: "Dad, don't worry, I won't let you die!" " "

The young teacher told a story that a sheep was eaten by a wolf because it left the flock. "Look," she said, "if this sheep is honest and doesn't leave the flock, it won't be eaten by wolves."

"I see, teacher." The little boy replied, "but we ate it later."

"When does the next train come in?" A child asked.

"Naughty, I have told you five times. The train pulls in at 4: 44. "

"I know." The child replied, "I like to watch your beard stand up at 4: 44."

Pipa, pipa and pipa

Someone sent a pipa to the county magistrate, but he mistyped it as a pipa on the gift list. The county magistrate smiled and said, "Pipa is not this kind of pipa. I only hate my poor literacy! A guest replied, "If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the pipes in the city will blossom.".