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A strong campus girl seeking modern rebirth might as well put on a weak body. She could be a killer or a mafia boss.

Hehe, there are many such articles.

1. Rebirth the businesswoman on campus

Content introduction: Also known as: the reborn underworld business road.

Thirty-year-old Ai Ziqing was reborn and returned to the summer of 1997.

At that time, she was 16 years old and was about to graduate from grade three. ...

This is the age when a person will blush and heartbeat when holding hands. ...

At that time, the betrayal of love, discriminated parents, looked down on people's loved ones. ...

When youth returns, can these be rewritten?

The power of rebirth, wonderful gambling stones, beautiful jade and gorgeous life. ...

The underworld is full of blood, from the initial self-restraint to the later calmness, from the humble workers' children to the myth of the underworld business route!

Every moment of transformation ... fragment appreciation: in fact, Ai Ziqing has a sense of uncertainty about her present life for so long. Like an outsider, she looked down at the world, the world that happened ... Fragment appreciation: Joo Won? and others stared at the static dice on the table. Are they the biggest gangsters in Yang City from now on? This is a big gamble! Bet on the ownership of the underworld in Yang City! Bet on the future direction of the underworld in Yang City! Gambling is a big change in the underworld in Yang City! Fragment appreciation: Gaowei Group has been on the verge of collapse, and its industries have closed down one after another. Many defaults are caused by sudden suspension of trading. Partners demand funds, stocks fall, and shareholders sell their shares. ...

At this time, Qingtian Company bought the scattered shares of Gaowei Group with a large sum of money and secretly bought the shares in the hands of shareholders.

At this point, the board of directors of Gaowei Group was forced to reorganize. Qingtian company entered strongly and occupied the position of chairman.

Fragment appreciation: In my dream, I know I use mindfulness. After concentration, the thick book gradually becomes transparent!

Fragment appreciation: Any normal person should know how desirable rights are. The butler is a giant, and many women are scrambling to break their heads, and Sue is so excellent, so he can't figure out why Ai Ziqing refused.

How did he know that Ai Ziqing didn't take those giants seriously? Although she doesn't have much ambition and hope now, she just changes the fate of her family so that her parents have nothing to worry about. ...

But maybe even she doesn't know that one day in the future, she will stand on the top of the world, overlooking and breaking these rules that make ordinary people afraid!

Snippet appreciation: Killing one person is a crime, killing 10,000 people is a male, and killing 9 million people is a male!

In that case, do it yourself!

However, what is a hero? She asked herself. ...

Heroes are heroes, and heroes are heroes!

Then, with a relieved smile on his lips, he knew the answer. ...

I'm afraid I can't be a hero in my life. In that case, let's take a look at this lean man.

The essence of this article: the growth history of the heroine. In fact, after the rebirth of the female host, how to set off waves on the road of career and achieve one myth after another on the road of the underworld.

The multiple identities of the hostess are quite interesting and exciting. How can I put it? I am excited and passionate. Attention, it's not Xiao Bai Wen.

This article covers: politics, finance, business, mafia.

2. Rebirth-Mafia Queen

Content introduction:

She is a bloodthirsty queen who everyone in the underworld stays away from. She is cold, overbearing, wise and absolutely decisive.

And she is timid and has been enduring the ruthless bullying of people around her. Fall in love with a wonderful man who is out of reach.

And one day, when she is cold and firm, she will be reborn to her cowardice and everything will be subverted. The wonderful legend begins here.

first part

"What? That hard-hearted man came to school? How dare she come to school? So cheap, this anthomaniac wants to drug the cold prince! "

Several girls crowded together, watching a thin figure slowly getting closer and closer, pointing at her, with a disdainful tone.

"Get out!"

The cold voice came from the thin girl's mouth, and the cold light in her eyes made people tremble, but the momentum that broke out instantly on her was very shocking, shocking those who were bent on teaching her a lesson before letting her walk by. the second part

"Great good news, class A is chilling, and this exam is the last in the whole school, so I transferred to class F."

"Great, finally get rid of that anthomaniac!" The boys clapped their chests and breathed a sigh of relief.

"That anthomaniac has today, and he deserves it!" Girls gloat.

Only two months later, it was the monthly exam, and an explosive news swept the whole school.

"What, cold heart ran the school first? How is that possible? What, the average score of class F is higher than that of class E? That is even more impossible! "

Everyone who heard it thought it was a joke, but unfortunately, it was all true.

A gangster queen was reborn in a cowardly anthomaniac, and before she died, she disdained to sneer at all the disasters she left behind.

3. Rebirth-Genius Crazy Woman

Content introduction: urban rebirth, strength, female strength, inspirational, refreshing! Don't pretend to be a pig, eat a tiger!

Successors of multinational consortia worth hundreds of millions, talented scientists,

Accidentally reborn 20 years ago, a timid rural girl with no money or power.

I thought that being a village girl could get rid of the shackles of family and live a free and leisurely life.

But I don't know, the village girl is not so good.

Rogues molested her, classmates framed her, teachers slandered her, and even the police framed her. ...

What?

It was the hero's brother Ma Zhu who saved the United States, but brought her an accident!

Miss Tongda is angry, and the consequences are very serious! !

The air in the mountains is really good. If you have nothing to do, you can learn Chinese medicine, practice internal strength, set wild ghosts free, punish evil and promote good.

Life is very comfortable. ...

One day, the provincial party secretary suddenly fell from the sky.

"Xiao Xin, I am your father. Come home with me! "

In a word, Miss Tong Da's dream of being a village girl has been completely subverted.

"Sorry, I don't know you."

She longs for peace, but trouble always comes uninvited. I have worked for her all my life because of her genius in previous lives.

"Small hin, come with me! The country needs you. "

Ma Zhu brothers looked at her expectantly.

"It is enough for the country to have you, and it is not bad for me."

She ate baked sweet potatoes and refused indifferently.

At an international airport, a sweaty girl rushed in from the outside.

Two people with certificates and prestige blocked her way head-on.

"Get out of the way!"

"Tongxinhua, we are the National Security Agency, and you are suspected to be related to overseas terrorist activities.

Please come back with us to assist in the investigation! "

"I'll check XX for you!" He roared, knocked one down with one punch, and kicked one away with one kick.

Clap your hands, straighten your clothes, turn around and enter the security checkpoint, and show your credentials. Then walk away. ...

Let's look at a generation of top-notch village girls, how to kill the underworld, buy famous enterprises, play military and political games, collect ghosts when encountering ghosts, and subdue demons when encountering demons.

The men in the article have different identities and personalities. Walking out one by one will definitely bring more surprises to everyone. The introduction of fruit is weak, and parents who have seen it say that the content is much more exciting than the introduction. So, don't be confused by soft-text agencies. You can try to read a few chapters if you are interested.

I hereby declare that this article is pure fiction and imitation is prohibited! Decline to learn from! It's not NP, it's ambiguous, and there's no bad H.

4. The Rise of the Rebirth Queen

Content abstract: When I opened my eyes, I saw that ferocious and cruel feminine face and a bitter roar:

"Tang Fei Fei, why don't you go to die? ! -As long as you die, I am the real Miss Tang! "

"Tang all the wealth is mine! I will be a real arrogant woman, and I will be a real heiress! "

Once reborn, when I opened my eyes, everything changed. She became a little princess loved by millions of people, the only heir of Down's consortium who should have died tragically in conspiracy and murder ... The culprit of this conspiracy is actually the drag bottle sister brought by her stepmother!

If that wasn't enough, that bitch, Tang Rou, actually killed again!

Fortunately, her eyes are cold and arrogant, and she is no longer the desperate little broker or the unruly and willful rich dude.

-she is just her, in order to become the queen of many rich nobles!

She has become an ace agent, a gold medal director and even an international superstar, standing on the top of many giants, with high spirits and pointing out the country. For once, who will stand by and watch the power and glory of this life with me? (This article is one-on-one)

5. Yi Tian married.

Content introduction: Nie Bingxiao, the first sect in ancient times, tasted a hundred herbs like Shennong, and accidentally ate the first fruit in the field: refined fruit. Shen Yuan became a little nurse in modern society.

Since then, there has been an unknown little nurse in the hospital, who is fooling around, speculating in stocks, playing gambling and getting mixed up. Medical tycoon, financial tycoon, gangster cool brother, cold-blooded killer, Gu Wujia's young master all fell under her nurse's uniform, and he, he, he …

Let's see how a generation of heavenly doctors weave a beautiful mountain and river with a pair of slender hands in this bustling city!

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This article introduces incompetence, wonderful content and novel writing: modern revision+romance. The article adheres to the consistent line of Huanhuan, and there are many beautiful men!

The hostess is cold and ruthless, biting and decisive, and doesn't like detours.

6. General of the City of Rebirth

Content abstract: She is an invincible general in MINO.

Because of a betrayal, he died at the hands of his cronies.

Born again, she still hasn't got rid of the fate of being a soldier.

The unique dual-system power once again pushed her into everyone's sight.

What about girls? What about that girl?

Join the dragon group at the age of ten. What, she's too young to bully children? !

No way! Snowball, go!

How did the snow wolf, which should have been extinct thousands of years ago, appear today thousands of years later? And ... this is not a wolf!

When Jun Xin was ten years old, snowball was such a ball. Now eight years have passed, and the ball is still the ball! What's the difference? Um ... it seems more round.

Okay, Jun Xin admitted it. Anyway, it's just a wolf that doesn't grow up. That's good enough!

A ball looked at Jun Xin contemptuously: Just you! Why should I pretend to be young and innocent? You also go out and confuse the world. What is beauty, purity and innocence? If I am a wolf in a ball skin, you are a demon with a baby face! Absolute devil!

What about demons? She never cares what others think.

As long as the people she cares about know her, love her, love her! Others, what does it have to do with her!

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Powerful force? Hum! If you dare, your feet don't occupy land, your mouth doesn't breathe, and you are completely separated from everything in nature. Otherwise it's just ants!

Mutant animals? And ~ I don't care what kind of beast you are, snowball, for one second!

What? Armor? Or biochemical? Yo ~ didn't you find out where I came from? Is this biochemistry? A drop of medicine goes down, and the armor immediately becomes scrap iron! Based on the traditional virtue of saving, this general will reluctantly recycle it for you!

Want to touch my dad? Cheng is sitting in my mansion. If you go in, catch it. If you can come out alive, General Ben will never stop you from leaving! How come? Didn't you find the door? Don't worry, we have plenty of time!

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This article is one to one. However, there are still all kinds of beautiful men!

7. The devil is infinite

Introduction: ● Urban Power, Rebirth, Giants, Mafia. She, the daughter of the underworld, is surrounded by power and reborn in the illegitimate daughter of the rich family.

Since then, she has undergone earth-shaking changes.

With the power of variation, she started her wonderful and vigorous life.

The giants compete for power-step by step, betting on stones, from marriage puppet to family core with absolute right to speak;

Campus storm-showing elegance, unexpectedly provoked countless people to chase crazily, all prostrating themselves under her jeans;

Mafia shock group owl-famous, crossfire, racing, gambling, hearty, hot.

Power industry-the spokesperson of dual power, strangeness and miracle, who can compete when the "demon emperor" comes out!

……

"Those who have hurt me, wash their necks and wait, because I-will be back soon!"

● The first part:

Four American fighter planes surrounded a villa.

"The wind is surging, come out and surrender, or I will kill you."

For a long time, the villa remained silent. The people on the fighter plane feel terrible. When the missile was about to be launched, the night suddenly became as bright as day.

Four fighter planes were surrounded and fought back.

Feng raised his com: "You idiots, this is the latest stealth bomber. Fighting me with an a-22 Hawkeye is like fighting with a shovel and a machine gun! Little friends, blow me up! "

Four fireworks exploded in the air.

"Boss, this bomber is borrowed from Yankee base. Do you want to return it now? "

Wind mu smoke white his one eye, "silly, when did I borrow it? That's mine! "

"..." fainted a large number of people.

● The second part:

Feng met a rogue.

A man automatically ignored the boredom of yawning in the wind and smoke and said impassioned, "Do you know? When I was born, the doctor said a word,' handsome'! Over the years, I have been troubled by countless young women's crazy infatuation with me. It's time to end this myth, Mu Yan, I'll give you this chance! "

The wind bathed the smoke from her brow, and her eyes flashed slyly. "As long as you answer a question correctly, I will promise you. Where is the strongest female magnetic field? "

"Female magnetic field ... underwear store? Cosmetics mall? Jewelry store? Is it a brothel? " Rack one's brains alone.

"All wrong! Yes-the ladies' room. " A cigarette smirked and floated away. ...

● The third part:

In the god of gamblers contest.

Feng crossed his legs with a bamboo stick in his mouth and unhurriedly pushed the 300 million chips on the table. "stallion, do you dare to follow?"

The last gambler across the street was overjoyed. "Don't think that I don't know that your card is three spades, you rookie, you will lose if you play with me!" I'm learning from you! "

The audience was in an uproar.

As soon as the card appeared, the gambler suddenly collapsed, and then suddenly burst out: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Feng flicked the bamboo pole, stood up gracefully and said, "Brothers, move the money!" "

As a power, this little thing is not worth mentioning! Kick it away like a queen in high heels, leaving the gambling god foaming at the mouth behind him.

● The meeting of love:

The embers of the night sky-"I am the embodiment of evil that has been dormant for a long time in the depths of the swamp. When I come into this world, it will be a disaster. I thought being single was my best choice. Until the day when I met her. From then on, I was no longer used to living alone and began to yearn for light and warmth. Since God has brought you to me, no matter how many obstacles there are on the road, I will be close to you. God blocks killing God, and Buddha blocks killing Buddha! "

Mo Chen Fan-"My life has been arranged. I ran along all the established tracks and rushed to the destined destination, all the way quietly, and I walked alone. However, one day, a different scenery appeared on my road, with dazzling brilliance, occupying the world where I was the only one. From that moment on, I sank. My life trajectory suddenly deviated from the map, and my future became unpredictable and no longer smooth sailing. However, until the last moment, I was still happy. "

Tang Ao-"I'm crazy, I jump, I laugh, I'm crazy, I'm bohemian. I didn't expect the vicious woman who tied me to a chair when we first met. In the end, my soul had no shelter. "

Gu mingcheng-"the wound is very painful? I have to use a more painful wound to forget the pain of the previous wound. "

Mufeng Liu-"I told myself to forget her every day, but I didn't think of it, but I remember it more clearly. Her smile, her anger and her anger are deeply imprinted in my mind. Looking back suddenly, I found myself painting the ground as a prison. "

8. High-priced ex-wife (not reborn and on campus, but the hostess herself is very awesome, but she just hid her true self at first because she wanted a home)

Content introduction: Marry into a rich family? Is mom expensive?

She never knew the man she shared the bed with,

As the father of his own children,

So cruel,

Everything is just a ruthless scam,

What he needs is her child's umbilical cord blood, and then he can save the woman he loves deeply.

She was so stupid that she walked into his gentle engagement trap.

The injured body was smashed to pieces and bloodied.

In the operating room, he ruthlessly asked the doctor to take umbilical cord blood.

Ignore the mother and son wandering on the operating table, leaving only the cold back,

It is rumored that this woman who was born in an orphanage and married into a rich family was completely crazy after her child died at birth.

Rumor has it that every night in a villa in the suburbs, there is a crazy woman holding a pillow and laughing stupidly, sometimes gentle and sometimes crazy.

Rumor has it that on a thunderstorm night,

The crazy woman set fire to the villa, and the fire caused a natural gas explosion.

The next day, the villa in the suburbs turned into ruins, and the crazy woman finally disappeared in the world forever …

Seven years later.

At the airport, a thin figure and a cool little boy walked out of the airport at the same time.

After leaving for seven years, the city finally came back …

9. The glory of rebirth

Content introduction: Introduction:

Haiyan was born again by mistake in 2000, and became excited from initial disbelief.

In the world ten years away from her previous life, she met her parents who made her feel guilty, the teacher who made her grateful for her whole life, her good friend Sue who always protected her until high school, and people who insulted and hurt her.

In this life, she will not live so mediocre, and those who insult her will all step on her feet; Those who have hurt her, she wants them to never turn over; For her caring parents, she wants them to live a relaxed and carefree life; Those who protect her have been protecting her all their lives; Beloved, in this life, she wants to save him, and will never let go of his hand so carelessly again …

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I stress once again that my introduction is incompetent, but the text is absolutely refreshing.

10. The storm of rebirth

Content abstract: Introduction: Women are all strong, there is no strongest, only stronger. Facing the surging international situation, the hostess was born.

Volume 1: Early two dynasties-began to save money, the main content is antiques and gambling stones.

Volume 2: The wind is surging-wandering in the ancient martial arts world, entering the military camp and becoming a member of the most mysterious military organization "Red Arrow" in China; School life is also wonderful, such as music, painting and calligraphy, campus life.

Volume III: Almighty-make progress again and become a person who shocks the world.

Volume IV: Rainstorm Rainbow-Reach the peak, go forward bravely and return to calm.

No one can have two completely different lives in his life.

But God seems to have played a joke on Xiyan! What will happen when she is reincarnated into her mother's stomach with a lifetime memory?

Is it a repeat of the tragedy or change everything? !

Since rebirth is doomed, you can't live a quiet life! Let's see how precious little butterflies in history flapped their wings and shocked the whole world!

Xiyan: "Since I am born again, I will try my best to make my family happy anyway!" " ! Let yourself have no regrets! Anyone who stops me from fighting for it, I will not let go! "

Mo Tian: "My happiness is with you! Yan Yan, you are great. But I will work hard and will never let you leave me alone. "

Qi Wuji: "My sister Qi Wuji can also be bullied by you? ! "

Don: "I will protect you to the end! Go! Leave the aftermath to me! "

Let's start with the article 10, and the landlord will have a look first. Hope to adopt!