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Congratulations on the grand ceremony in the glory of the king.

1, Di Renjie: During the Chinese New Year, I will give you three tokens. The first is the order of good luck, everything is good luck again and again. The second career order is the Year of the Monkey. Third, Xin Qiji, the whole family will always be harmonious and happy!

2, Wu Zetian: The imperial edict is to hold the emperor in heaven to make the princes, calling: Because of your good performance last year, the New Year has arrived, I will now give you two thousand gold, a dozen beautiful women and a taste of the official residence. I admire this and received the decree!

3. Han Xin: When will prices go up and wages go down? Playing wild is very tiring and takes a long time, so I don't have time to miss you. New Year's Eve, contact busy, send a text message to express your blessing: I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey! Good luck in the Year of the Monkey!

4. Wang Zhaojun: It's the New Year. Be nice to women. A woman is like water, don't be too cold to her, it's easy to freeze, once it turns into ice at zero, it will only harm others and yourself!

5. Jiang Ziya: Look at your face, old man. Your forehead is so bright that you can't count your fingers. This is a sign of good luck. Next year, you will definitely make a big profit, a small profit, an unexpected fortune, and a wide range of financial resources; Affection, friendship, love and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, good luck.

6. the Monkey King: My grandson, I wish you eat monkeys and drink monkeys. Monkeys are everything!