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Sky-high bride price joke
Xiao Zhang, the groom, and Lili, the bride, originally met through blind date, but after meeting, they had special affinity and shared the same interests. After in-depth understanding, we found that we were still college alumni of each other, so it didn't take long for the two sides to determine the relationship. However, the only fly in the ointment is that Lili's parents seem to disagree and think that Xiao Zhang is incompetent. Later, Lili's parents said that it was ok for two people to get married, but they had to pay a bride price of 1 10,000. But for Xiao Zhang, this is an astronomical figure, but in the end, Xiao Zhang still thought of a way. This way is to get Lili pregnant first. Sure enough, when she came to propose, Lili's parents had no choice but to agree with Xiao Zhang, and the bride price of 6.5438+0 million became 300,000.
But even 300,000 yuan is very stressful for Xiao Zhang. In the end, Xiao Zhang decided to take out 200,000 yuan from home and borrow 65,438+million yuan from friends. I thought I could marry the bride smoothly. Unexpectedly, on the wedding day, Lili's mother asked Xiao Zhang to make up the remaining 700,000 after marriage. This seems to have completely angered Xiao Zhang. After all, 65,438+10,000 yuan is owed outside, and 700,000 yuan cannot be obtained. Then Xiao Zhang decided not to get married and ran directly at the wedding scene, and a happy event ended in such a farce.
After Xiao Zhang left, the bride Lili cried on the stage, and the bride's parents stood still, not knowing how to end it. After all, all the people sitting under the stage are relatives and friends, and the groom just ran away. It seems that he will lose all his face. To put it bluntly, in fact, this matter is? Bridal gift? To make trouble, I have to say that Lili's mother's practice is indeed a bit excessive.
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