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Smile every day: Just now on the bus, I suddenly heard the voice of shaking WeChat behind me. Suddenly, I had evil thoughts, and my mobile phone was muted and vibrated. This is the goods at first glance. So I sent him a message: originality is a divination every day. Today, you are on the No.9 bus, carrying a brown leather bag. Please get off the bus as soon as possible, or there will be a massacre. Then the goods came down ... 2. I took a taxi to work this morning, and there was a traffic jam near the company. The master suddenly turned his head and asked me, "Are you sick?" I was shocked: "I'm not sick. What's wrong?" "Take two steps without getting sick!" The master pointed to the building not far away and said. Unexpectedly, he finished a cigarette with only one cigarette. Unexpectedly, he finished smoking a cigarette with only one cigarette.