The best jokes to tease a girl you just met

The man’s words are amazing, and the woman’s answer is even better No. 1

Male: “Can I ask you for directions?”

Female: “Where to get there? ?”

Male: “It’s in your heart”

Female: “I’m sorry, this road is blocked” The man’s words are absolute, and the woman’s answer is even more absolute No.2

Male: "Your legs must be very tired!"

Female: "Why?"

Male: "Because you have been running in my mind all day"

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Female: "I think it's okay, because your brain is really too small." The man's words were amazing, and the woman's answer was even better No.3

Male: (looking at her shirt) tag)

Female: “What are you doing?”

Male: “I wonder if you were made in heaven”

Female: “Are you Produced by Hell? "The man's words are perfect, and the woman's answer is even better. No. 4

Male: "I'm having a bad day. Seeing a pretty girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? ?”

Female: “Do you want me to have a bad day?” The man’s words were absolutely amazing, and the woman’s answer was No. 5

Male: “I’m sorry, I’m an artist. , it’s my job to stare at beautiful women."

Female: "Sorry, I am a breeder, I will feel very uncomfortable when others look at me." The man’s words are absolutely amazing, and the woman’s answer is even more amazing No. 6

Male: "Miss, can you lend me five yuan?"

Female: "What are you going to do?"

Male: "I want to call my mother and tell me I saw a stunning beauty today."

Female: "I'm sorry I can't lend it to you."

Male: "Why."

Female: "Because I have to call the hospital to say that I was frightened by a frog." The man's words were shocking, and the woman's answer was even more shocking. No. 7

Male: "It rained really hard today."

Female: "Yes."

Male: "That's because God is drooling over you."

Female: "So that's the gust of wind that blew just now Is God playing p*ss on you?” The man’s words were amazing, and the woman’s answer was even more amazing. No. 8

Male: “Believe me... I will make you the second happiest person in the world!” "

Female: "Why not number one..." (pretending to be cute)

Male: "With you...I am the happiest person!" (Qianqian Smile)

Female: "I think I will soon become the happiest person in the world." (Fantasy)

Male: "Why?" (Doubt)

Female: “Because I’m going to get rid of you.”