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Legendary stories of ancient emperors

There were some emperors in ancient times, and some of their legendary stories have become the objects of ordinary people's chat and attention after dinner. The following is the legend of ancient emperors that I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Legends of ancient emperors Part I

Liu Bei has some connections with the royal families of the Eastern and Western Han Dynasties. He is a descendant of Liu Sheng, the son of Emperor Jing of Han Dynasty. Later, because of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty? Grace order? When Liu Bei's family was poor, he had to make a living by knitting shoes and mats on weekdays. However, Liu Bei was ambitious since he was a child. He once played under the big mulberry trees in his hometown and said: I must take the car of the son of heaven with a real canopy in the future. ?

If it weren't for the Yellow Scarf Uprising that broke out at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, perhaps Liu Bei could only weave straw sandals all his life. Fortunately, this uprising gave Liu Bei a chance. At that time, the Eastern Han Dynasty imperial court sent troops to suppress the rebel army, and warlords from all over the world also pulled up the army to seize the territory and expand their strength in the name of suppressing the rebel army. Liu Bei also took the opportunity to pull up a township brave and joined the ranks of suppressing the rebels. It was this time that Liu Bei was lucky enough to get to know Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and become brothers, leaving a much-told story? Taoyuan Sanjieyi? A well-known story.

Later, Liu Bei was arrested for suppressing the rebels? , was appointed as Anxi county commandant by the court. But then, Du You, who came to patrol the county, inspect officials and take bribes, hung up the seal and left. In desperation, he defected to Gongsun Zan, an old friend and warlord of Youzhou, and was appointed as the county magistrate of Pingyuan. Here, Liu Bei actively developed his own power, won the hearts of the people all over the world, and made people from all walks of life nearby take refuge in him.

At this time, thousands of troops and horses competed for the Central Plains, and warlords everywhere scuffled. Cao Cao attacked Xuzhou to graze Tao Qian, and Tao Qian sent people to Gongsun Zan for emergency treatment. Liu Bei was ordered to go to Xuzhou (now northern Jiangsu and southeastern Shandong) for rescue. Later, when Tao Qian saw that Liu Bei had few troops, he gave him four thousand troops, made him the secretariat of Yuzhou, and let him stay in Xiaopei. After Tao Qian died, Liu Bei took over Xuzhou and began to rank among the great warlords. But then it was attacked by Shouchun Yuan Shu, and Yuan Shu colluded with Lu Bu to attack Liu Bei's rear area. Liu Bei was caught between Scylla and Charybdis and had to go to Cao Cao. Cao Cao recommended Liu Bei to be a shepherd in Yuzhou, and then sent troops to deal with Lu Bu with Liu Bei and captured him. Lu Bu said to Cao Cao for mercy. The only thing Tsao Gong is afraid of is Lu Bu. Now that I have surrendered, there is no need to worry about the world. You command the infantry and I command the cavalry for you. Why are you worried about the instability in the world? Cao Cao also has some black magic. Liu Bei said, Don't forget Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo? Cao Cao nodded and agreed, so he killed Lu Bu. At this time, Liu Bei was elected as the left general by Cao Cao.

Legends of ancient emperors Part II

It's not surprising that the poor are starved to death, but it's estimated that many people won't believe that the emperor was starved to death. Do not believe, there are indeed several emperors in history who starved to death alive.

Qi Huangong is no stranger to everyone. Spring and autumn five tyrants? The first one. Can a monarch do something? He starved to death. He wanted to make Zheng Jisheng's son a prince, but his other little wife was often unwilling, so she colluded with her minions, Zhi Diao and Yi Ya, to change her mind. Later, Qi Huangong became very ill, and his sons began to fight and kill each other. How can he control dad's life and death? My slave, upright and elegant, kept a guard in the hut for illness on the pretext of meeting, but no one took care of him, asked no questions, and didn't eat or drink. What happened afterwards? Later, of course, he starved to death alive.

Don't scold Yi Ya yet. This man thinks he is against Qi Huangong. Loyalty? . Qi Huangong once said that he had never eaten baby meat. In fact, Qi Huangong just casually said, but did Yi Ya really let it go? Leadership? Think of it as? Explain? Earnestly implemented, after returning home, I steamed my white and fat little son, which moved Qi Huangong to tears! Liang Wudi, named Xiao Yan, was the founding emperor of Nanliang. He is knowledgeable and proficient in music and calligraphy. When he was young, he was praised with Nicholas Tse and other celebrities? Jingling Eight Friends? . When he was emperor, he had already made good achievements in the early days of his administration. At one time, the national political situation was stable, the national treasury was sufficient and the culture was prosperous. This Liang Wudi, 82 years old, can still lead troops to fight.

Because he had no children in his early years, he accepted his nephew as his adopted son and made him a prince. But later, when he had a son, he changed Xiao Zhengde to Xifeng Hou. After Xiao Zhong took the crown prince's position, he colluded with foreign enemies to invade and finally imprisoned him in Taicheng. Liang Wudi starved to death at the age of 86 because of lack of food and clothing and advanced age. There are self-styled ones? Grass king? Yuan Shu, this fellow is a hero in troubled times. It is said that Yuan Shu died miserably. Reflection? The Biography of Yuan Shu said that when Yuan Shu died, there was no food around him. Asked about the kitchen, he replied that there were only 30 pieces of wheat crumbs. The cook brought rice cooked with wheat bran, but Yuan Shu couldn't swallow it. It was June, and the scorching sun was unbearable. Yuan Shu wanted a sip of honey water, but she couldn't drink it. Yuan Shu sat on the bed alone, sighed for a long time, and suddenly screamed:? How could I, Yuan Shu, fall to this point! ? After shouting, he fell under the bed and vomited blood and died.

In history, not only reigning emperors, but also extremely rich people starved to death.

One day, Emperor Wendi dreamed that he wanted to go to heaven, but he couldn't. Just then, a boatman wearing a yellow hat pushed him into the sky from behind. When Wendi looked back, it was the boatman's costume. Soon, Wendi Deng met Deng Tong and found that Deng Tong's clothes were exactly the same as those of his dream boatman. Emperor Wen was very happy when he inquired about Deng Tong's name. He rewarded Deng Tong with several hundred dollars and made him a doctor.

Deng Wendi and Deng Tong have a very good relationship. On one occasion, Wendi Deng ordered a fortune teller to give Deng Tong a physiognomy. The physiognomist said that Deng Tong would die of poverty, cold and hunger. Emperor Wen was furious:? I made Deng Tong rich. How can I make Deng Tong poor and starve to death? Emperor Wen gave Deng Tong the extension of Tongshan in Shu County, giving him the right to coin money. Now? Deng's money belongs to the whole world? A wealthy prince in Deng Tong. Wendi Deng thinks that Deng Tong is too rich to starve to death. So Deng Tong wanted to please Wendi more and more. Once Wendi got sore and suppurated, and Deng Tongyong sucked pus. Later, Emperor Wendi tried the prince and told him to suck pus for himself, but the prince didn't want to. Wendi Deng told him that Deng Tong had done it, and the prince was ashamed, so he hated Deng Tong.

A few years later, Wendi Deng died. When the prince ascended the throne, he was Han Jingdi. Deng Tong's bad luck began. Soon, someone reported to Jingdi that he smuggled copper from Shushan abroad to make money, which was illegal. Jingdi conceded defeat and ordered him to lose all his money. Later, Deng Tong actually starved to death because of poverty.

A person who is so poor that he has only power and money left, maybe his final fate is being? Starve to death? Because power and money will not accompany a person's life, and power and money can not be eaten!

Legends of ancient emperors Part III

In 22 1 BC, Qin Shihuang unified China and established the first unified feudal dynasty-Qin Dynasty. In order to commemorate his outstanding achievements, Qin Shihuang called himself emperor. Because he was the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty, who was he? First emperor? Later, the descendants continued to call themselves II, III, and even eternity, so that the imperial industry of the Qin Dynasty could be passed down from generation to generation. However, Qin Shihuang did not expect that his wish was not realized. The Qin dynasty didn't pass on for generations. On the contrary, it only took fifteen years. Am I dead? Yes It all started with a mysterious prophecy.

The easiest way for Qin Shihuang to make his dynasty last forever is to live forever. So since he became king, he has been very fond of alchemists and asked them to find their own pills everywhere. One of them, Lu Sheng, went to Penglai three islands to look for it. As a result, instead of finding the elixir, he found a stone tablet engraved with four Chinese characters? Who died in Qin? .

Penglai Island has always been regarded as a haunt of immortals. Therefore, although no elixir of life has been found, the words on this stone tablet also mean immortal, which means the life and death of the Qin Dynasty. Qin Shihuang naturally dare not neglect. Besides, the immortal made it very clear. Who died in Qin? That is to say, the Qin dynasty will perish here? Hu? Above. The question now is, this? Hu? What is it?

At that time, the six countries were destroyed and the whole country was unified. Only the Huns in the north can be enemies of Qin Jun on the battlefield. Xiongnu, also known as conference semifinals. So, Qin Shihuang naturally thought of this? Hu? It must be Xiongnu. So he sent Meng Tian, a general, to lead a 300,000-strong northern expedition to Xiongnu. Meng Tian led the army to recover large areas of lost land and drove the Huns far away. Then, Qin Shihuang built the world-famous Great Wall of Wan Li as a border barrier to stop the Huns from invading the south. After all this, Qin Shihuang greatly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that with such double insurance, the Huns would not dare to invade the border again. ? Dead Qin? The big threat has been lifted, so you can rest easy in the future.

Qin Shihuang, who was very at ease, began a large-scale cruise. During his reign, he traveled all over China, observed local customs, declared the majesty of the emperor, and asked for a fairy visit. Qin Shihuang didn't stop working during the tour, so his important officials, such as Prime Minister Reese, followed him. 2 10 years ago, when Qin Shihuang planned to make another tour, his youngest son Hu Hai asked to accompany him. Qin Shihuang always loved this son and agreed. However, no one expected that this would be the last cruise of the first emperor.

The parade marched to the plain of Tianjin (now near the Shandong Plain). Qin Shihuang fell ill, and his condition became more and more serious along the way, so he had to order to stop the parade and return to the capital Xianyang. Qin Shihuang has not yet established a prince. But because he wants to live forever, he is very taboo about this? Die? Words, so ministers dare not ask this question in front of him. However, as his illness became more and more serious, Qin Shihuang himself realized that his future was numbered, so he left a testament to let Fu Su, the eldest son stationed in northern Xinjiang, take the throne. In July, the parade marched to the sand dune platform (now northwest of Guangzong, Hebei Province), and Qin Shihuang died. When Prime Minister Reese saw that the emperor died on the parade, he was afraid of chaos in the world, so he put the body in the car and arranged everything the same as when Qin Shihuang was alive. However, due to the hot weather and long time, Qin Shihuang's body began to stink. So, in order to hide people's eyes and ears, Reese ordered a lot of abalone to be put in the car, and the smell of the body was mixed with the smell of abalone, which made it impossible to tell. In this way, the news of Qin Shihuang's death was concealed until he arrived in Xianyang.

Qin terracotta warriors and horses? The king of Qin swept Liuhe, eyeing He Xiongzai? The monarch, who ordered the world before his death and did everything he could, may not have thought that there would be a car full of smelly abalone after his death. However, what surprised him even more was that the testamentary edict was tampered with after his death.

After the death of Qin Shihuang, the testamentary edict was left in the hands of Zhao Gao, the minister's administrative officer, before it could be handed over to the emissary. Zhao Gao read the testamentary edict and learned that Qin Shihuang was going to abdicate to his son Fu Su, who was stationed on the northern border with general Meng Tian. Fu Su and Meng Tian have always had a good relationship, but Meng Tian hates Zhao Gao very much. Once Zhao Gao committed a crime and was almost killed by his brother Meng Ke. Zhao Gao thought that once Fu Su acceded to the throne as emperor, Meng Tian would be highly valued, and by that time, there would be no good fruit for himself. Zhao Gao himself was the teacher of Hu Hai, the youngest son of Qin Shihuang. At this time, Hu Hai was the only son who followed Qin Shihuang. Thus, a bold plan formed in Zhao Gao's mind.

Zhao Gaoxian went to see Hu Hai and said to him? When the emperor died, he did not leave a suicide note to establish the throne, but only left a seal for his son Fu Su. Fu Su became emperor as soon as he arrived in Xianyang, but you got nothing. What should I do?

Hu Hai was only in his twenties, the youngest son of Qin Shihuang, but he didn't want to be an emperor, so? Yes, that was the emperor's order. What can I do now that the emperor has acceded to the throne with Fu Su?

Zhao Gao further persuaded: That's different. Now the power in the world is in the hands of childe, Zhao Gao, me and the Prime Minister. Son, why don't you think about it? How can you rule others and be ruled by others at the same time? ?

Hu Hai was also a little touched, but at this time he still had some moral concerns, so he said? It is wrong to depose my brother and make him emperor. It is also unfilial to disobey the father's will. I have no talent, but relying on the strength of others always makes people laugh. The world is dissatisfied, and its own survival is a problem. I'm afraid the country will be in danger, too ?

So, Zhao Gao gave him a political lesson seriously: I heard that saints like Tang Wu killed their master, but everyone in the world thought they did the right thing, and no one said they were unfaithful. Wang Wei killed his cruel father, and wei ren appreciated his kindness. Even Confucius praised him and didn't think he was unfilial. People who do great things should not be confined to trivial matters and should not be above modesty and comity. If you only see small virtues and forget big responsibilities, you will definitely suffer in the future. Make a decisive decision, and even ghosts and gods will bless you. You should think about it, son. ?

Under the bewitch of Zhao Gao, Hu Hai finally moved the idea of usurping the throne. However, the coup cannot be achieved by their own efforts. They had to win the support of Prime Minister Reese, so Zhao Gao tried to persuade Reese.

Zhao Gao told his plan to Reese, who flatly refused, thinking that this was not something that a person and a minister should do. So, Zhao Gao said unhurriedly:? You'd better reconsider this matter. In North Korea, can your contribution compare with that of Meng Tian? Can your prestige and strategy compare with that of Meng Tian? Can Fu Su trust you as deeply as Meng Tian? If Fu Su ascended the throne, then the position of Prime Minister must be Montaigne's, and there will be no position for you. The best thing for you is to retire to your hometown with the seal of Tong Hou, or you will lose your head. You'd better think clearly that your destiny is in your own hands. It's up to you to choose whether to enjoy the glory forever or be beheaded. ? The legend of ancient emperors Chapter IV