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Write a composition if you can't laugh.
"Ha ha ha ha ..." Listen! This is the laughter of Tao Xingyu in our class. As long as someone reads jokes, or Tao Xingyu hears or sees interesting things, he will laugh heartily. Look at the way he smiles, his face is red, his eyes are narrowed into curved seams, his mouth is wide open, and two dimples are squeezed out of his already fat face, which makes people laugh.
Gnome male-"..." This is a bit silly laughter from our class. Fang's grades are not very good and his work is sloppy, but he is a famous "pistachio" in our class. Her laughing nerves are rich and her smile is infectious. Even if you are in a bad mood, hearing Fang's laughter will definitely make your mood "cloudy and sunny". She made a lot of laughter in our class. She's so stupid and cute!
"Hum ..." Why doesn't this sound like a smile? It's actually a smile. When we heard it, we could think it was Ai Haidong's strange smile. This is Ai Haidong's smile when he "threatens" people. If he wants you to do something for him, if you don't agree, he will threaten you like this. Don't worry, he can't do anything to you, just playing with you! Soon, he will be able to return to Ai Haidong, who is cheerful and adventurous, and sometimes overbearing!
"Hehehe", "Hee Hee Hee" and "Giggle" ... There are many beautiful, United and joyful laughter in our class! In the sixth grade, these laughter accompanied me to grow up, so that I will never forget our happy laughter and happy classroom!
2. "Laughter" composition (writing) 500 words of laughter, an ordinary action, a mysterious action. Of all the creatures on the earth, only human beings can smile. The smile of the group builds peace, the smile of others leads to understanding, and the smile of the self is the purifying agent of the soul. Perhaps because of loss, perhaps because of betrayal, perhaps because of more troubles and bitterness, our muscles have become stiff; Because of the ever-changing society, people's smiles have become difficult to distinguish between true and false. ...
Because of this, we should try to make a sincere smile to ourselves and others, which is from the heart.
In the warm spring, try to throw a comfortable smile at the lush flowers, leisurely white clouds and a few weak water waves.
In the busy work and study, try to throw a knowing smile at the classmates who pass by you.
In today's competitive society, in the countless competitions in life, try to throw a friendly smile at your competitors.
When others are hostile or hurt you, you don't have to glare, but you can still smile back. A smile is a pitying criticism.
There are small contradictions between classmates, so there is no need to glare at them immediately. You can respond with a tolerant smile, believing that a smile will build a bridge of friendship between you and your classmates.
The bridge of friendship was not built in a day. If it collapses, it will be difficult to build it again. For this bridge of friendship, please smile at your classmates and everyone around you in your daily life. Some things can be done again when they are wrong, but the mental damage cannot be healed with the passage of time. Smiling is a good medicine, which can prevent mental injury.
Learning is not smooth sailing. There will always be setbacks and blows on the road of learning. Don't let your exam results determine your happiness, anger, sadness and joy. Those who dare to smile at failure are brave, fight with a smile and face failure with a smile. Let the smile turn into a gust of wind, blow the dust scattered in my heart, let the smile be like a ray of sunshine, and bring warmth to my cold heart. Ordinary people are outstanding because of their smiles, and poor people are rich because of their smiles. Try it, smile! No matter how sad and depressed you are, smiling can make you optimistic, cheerful, civilized, rational and noble. Please try, from every dull smile to success!
3. Write an article about laughter. A smile of 400 words is a kind of happiness. Laughter is a kind of happiness; Laughter is a kind of enjoyment. Life is full of laughter, and everyone's laughter represents different meanings. The smile I saw was strong and confident.
This is a poor little girl whose family is too poor to eat three meals a day. So the little girl decided to go out to work. But that was when she was only 13 years old! Before leaving, she gave her relatives a smile and said that she would definitely come back safely. But something unfortunate happened. The little girl was accidentally knocked down by a truck. She lost a lot of blood. Later, she was taken to the hospital by her family. Before the operation, she said to her relatives, "Don't worry, I will come back." Then she handed her relatives a smile, strong and confident. She really came out later. At that time, I asked her, "What are you laughing at? Aren't you afraid you can't come back? " Her answer surprised me very much. She said, "Actually, I was afraid I wouldn't come back, but I didn't want my family to worry about me, so I smiled at them. Secondly, I smile because I know that if I can face it with strong confidence, I will definitely come out.
Yes! Her smile is really full of confidence and strength. Now I understand that laughter is still a concern for relatives. 、
4. Write a composition to imitate the second volume of the sixth grade, Unforgettable Laughter. Write a 400-word composition. Time flies, the sun and the moon fly, and the six-year primary school career is fleeting. In the face of parting, I can never say "goodbye". The pace of happiness is always so short, I often wonder if I can persist? But with the passage of time, I have to bid farewell to six years of joys and sorrows, leaving only good memories.
In that corner, there was continuous laughter.
Pan Zeyu's laughter is like an undulating mountain peak, sometimes high and sometimes low. As long as you meet a little thing, you can make him laugh like a ghost crying wolf. Although this laughter makes people "stunned", it can make the deserted classroom boil. I can't forget this laughter.
Shao Xihan's smile, I don't know, is giggling. Eyes narrowed into a crack, open your mouth and laugh wildly. When she smiled, the fat on her face trembled slightly-no, the saliva brothers were about to flow out, so my friends and I had to flee. I can't forget this laughter.
The word "hahaha" is a magnificent and powerful laugh. This is the "crazy comedian" Chu Baolun. I don't know what addiction he has recently, and the speed of this smile has slowed down (probably because he is old and useless). His face is expressionless. I think his heart must be full of joy. I can't forget this laughter.
Ah, this is the base camp of laughter, full of happy, United and ideal laughter.
5. the composition about writing laughter hahaha, come and read it! "In the afternoon activity class, a burst of laughter broke out on the playground. It is the old teacher in our school who is holding a tryout for the teachers' sports meeting!
You see, on the playground runway, the ball-holding competition is about to begin. Mr. Zhu, who is nearly sixty years old, holds the ball board in his right hand and puts the table tennis on the ball board in his left hand. The table tennis fell naughtily. He quickly bent down to pick it up and said, "Look where you are going, you can't escape from the palm of my Tathagata." We all laughed. Teacher Pan, with gray hair, stood solemnly at the starting line. One of his classmates laughed and joked, "Look, it's like an experienced national athlete!" " "Everyone smiled happily again. The referee shouted, "Get ready-get ready. With a bang, the old teachers looked down at the ball, their flying hair fluttered in the wind and ran to the finish line like happy little angels. We burst into laughter and some students blushed with laughter. Wow, the old silver-haired teacher's ball rolled off the board. We young viewers are very anxious and can't wait to help him pick it up, but he has come to a beautiful Yin Yan to dip in the water and lift the ball. " It's good. "Everyone applauded for him. His right hand swings up and down, his body leans and swings from side to side, just like Tie Guai Li on TV. Everyone laughed, Xiao Fei coughed with laughter, and Li Xiaohua rubbed his stomach and groaned with laughter.
"Ha ha ha ..." Laughter came from another corner of the playground. It turns out that there is still a 10 meter walk! This game is even more exciting. The old teachers are in groups of four, each of whom puts the shuttlecock on the vamp and limps forward on tiptoe. Watching their funny actions, there were hearty laughter from time to time on the playground. The wrinkled teacher Wang just walked a few steps when the shuttlecock fell to the ground. She quickly picked up the badminton and put it on the vamp before leaving. A classmate said, "Look how smart Mr. Wang is!" Everyone clapped their hands happily, smiled and admired.
On the other side of the playground, fixed-point shooting and jogging were also carried out with laughter, applause and cheers, and the laughter of teachers and students echoed over the playground.
Children's Day Singing Competition
Children's Day is a festival for children. On Children's Day, we celebrate our own time. Today is the annual Children's Day, and every student has a happy smile on his face. We came to the school auditorium, ready to participate in the Children's Day singing competition and have a PK competition with other classes!
It is said that children's songs are the sound of nature. Sure enough, every class sings so well. My favorite is "Insect Flying" by Class 6 (1). The students stood on the stage, and the lyrical music began slowly. Everyone sang softly: "The dark sky is low, and the bright stars are close behind …" It seems that we have really come to a fairyland, and fireflies with faint light are everywhere, lingering around us. The stars are shining in the night sky, and the breeze blows us, as if telling a beautiful story. Fireflies fly, dance beautifully, and dance around us ... At the end of this song, we wake up and want to listen to it again.
It's finally our turn to play! We walked onto the stage and smiled at the audience. When the music is playing, the crisp songs are also playing, flowing among the students. The first song is Let's Row. Singing, singing, as if everyone were really sitting in the same boat, rowing and singing at the same time. The boat floated and sang with the students until the music was over. Before everyone came to their senses, the lively music began to ring again. Oh! Snails and orioles have already started. We immediately put on a happy smile and sang this song. Everyone seems to be infected by us, and a playful smile spreads on his face.
The activity ended with the singing and laughter of the students. Although we only won the third place in the competition, the ranking is not important, as long as we are happy, isn't it?
6. Laugh at failure in the composition written around "laughter"
The flower of success, people only admire its present glory, but who knows that its original bud was soaked with tears of struggle and blood rain of sacrifice!
From this sentence, we can know that to succeed, struggle is absolutely indispensable.
But will everyone succeed? No, that's not true. And the word "failure". Not everyone will succeed, and failure is inevitable. If you have not experienced failure, that kind of person is incomplete. As the saying goes, "failure is the mother of success". No failure, no success.
Many people think that failure is a very painful thing. In fact, if you haven't experienced failure, where can you get the joy of success?
So what kind of mentality should we have in the face of failure? Actually, failure is not terrible. Faced with failure, we can never escape. This is the most crucial point. Give up when you encounter failure and dare not face it, then this is just a sign of cowardice. Is everyone willing to be a coward? Therefore, in the face of failure, we must be strong, we must not compromise, and we must not retreat, because escaping cannot solve the problem.
When you face difficulties, you should learn to give yourself a smile and give life a smile.
Beethoven, a famous German musician, as a musician, turned out to be deaf and lame, and others laughed at him. But what about him? He didn't give up because of this. On the contrary, he overcame the difficulty of deafness and created better works.
As students, difficulties and failures can be said to be our old friends. I often fail. Have I learned to be strong and face failure with a smile? Then my life will not be too regrettable, because I have succeeded from failure.
Laugh at failure
There are successes and failures in life. At all times and in all countries, most successful people have experienced failures, and what is commendable is their courage. Mark Twain was frustrated in business, abandoned business and became famous in one fell swoop.
Failure is a dish, a bitter dish that is hard to swallow, but you should eat it. When friends leave you, when the career you pursue is frustrated repeatedly, you will know the bitterness of the world. You're wandering, you're confused, and you even want to die, but you didn't expect "it's going to rain, and your mother is going to marry." Many things are beyond your decision. At the same time, you will realize that failure is just a piece of cake in the ups and downs of life.
All really great wisdom often comes from the lessons of failure. For example, Shi Lihua, a Thai businessman, is a man of hundreds of millions of business assets. 1997 A financial crisis bankrupted him. In the face of failure, he only said, "Great! You can start all over again! " He walked unhurriedly into the ranks of street vendors to sell sandwiches. A year later, he made a comeback.
Failure is the melting pot of life. It can roast people to death and make them strong and confident.
Failure is a beautiful scenery, a rose that died young. Although the orchard hit by typhoon is helpless, it has infinite fragrance. Failure is a maple leaf. Although it was swept away by the autumn wind, it was rendered by blood. Failure is the high mountain and rough waves on the road to success. Only by crossing the ditch can we reach the other side of success.
When we are old, we can say to future generations, "We laughed at failure.
Kindness, as the best quality of human beings, always shines with the brilliance of human nature! A person who is kind to others and listens to good advice is always praised and respected by people. Although Hugo, the world's great writer, once said that in the animal kingdom, a born white dove will not become a raptor, this kind of thing will only happen between humans. But if the society is full of people who choose good and follow, how civilized and beautiful the world will become! May what Hugo pointed out never happen again.
Yuan's kindness and enthusiasm for helping others are well-known among familiar people. She asked her neighbors and other relatives and friends to come to her house to serve tea and cigarettes, to be a guide for foreigners, and so on. Wipe tables, docks, floors, take out garbage, pour boiling water for colleagues, etc. These are almost all done at work as duties. Yuan's explanation for helping others is that it is a kind of calmness to be kind to others without asking for anything in return. Seeing others happy will increase your good mood.
7. At the moment I wrote the smiling composition, I smiled, which is the most beautiful expression in the world. Every moment, someone will laugh, maybe happy, maybe moved, maybe victory ... every smiling face is so pure, so beautiful, so moving, but the most beautiful thing is the story behind it.
At that moment, I smiled, because when a crazy woman was awake, because of that miraculous love-during the summer vacation, I followed my father to a small village and went to see my grandfather in the scorching sun. There lived a special family in that small village-a crazy woman and her three children.
The crazy woman wears long hair and rags every day, and walks around the village all day, while her children take turns to look after the villagers' homes. At that time, I thought: What kind of mother is this? She doesn't even take care of her children. The word "mom" doesn't deserve her at all! But it didn't take long for this idea to be ignited, and I blew it out-one night, I flew around the village like a bird and happened to pass by the door of the crazy woman's house. I clearly saw a big crack in the wall, and I thought: It's too dangerous to stay here for a long time! Their family is sitting in bed watching TV.
When I was about to leave, the crazy woman suddenly came out of the house, but just then, a bolt from the blue. The sky is going to be angry, and it will bring disaster to the world. The house collapsed with a bang.
I was shocked. The crazy woman turned fiercely, and she was dumbfounded. I panicked and didn't know what to do. I stood there motionless.
Crazy woman calm down at once. She walked quickly to the front of the house, knelt in front of the house and dug with her hands. First, she carefully removed stones, boards and pillars, and kept digging, moving and lifting them by hand. She is like a machine, never tired and never stops. Suddenly, she was overjoyed because she dug out the sheets and mosquito nets. She knew that she was close to the bed, the children and the light.
She asked unhurriedly, "Son, are you still alive?" After a while, the children replied in unison: "We are all fine!" " Crazy women work harder. She kept digging. Finally, she saw the children. She said methodically, "Don't be afraid, children, climb out one by one!" " "After a few minutes, all the children were saved! The great mother held her children tightly. She smiled with relief.
At that moment, I smiled, laughing at the great mother, the crazy woman at that moment, no longer crazy. In fact, maternal love is great, deep and gentle.
I laugh, and I am proud whether you look at it or not. I just want to drive by the side of the road, in the field and in the garden where people can see it. I am proud to bloom at night, in the wilderness that people can't see. I am proud that flowers are blooming with their brightest smiles, no matter on the roadside or in the wilderness. Flowers, whether appreciated or ignored, smile proudly. How commendable! How confident and brave! This is the meaning of life. It's not a coward who flinches when something happens, nor is it a man's courage, but correct self-confidence and real courage.
No matter the rain or the heavy snow, we should stick to our principles, be firm in our direction and walk bravely towards our goal. China has a saying-see who laughs last.
I want to say, it's me, I want to have the last laugh! Learning this long-distance running is very hard and tiring, but I'm not afraid. In front of this frustrated mountain, I smiled. I smiled confidently and said to myself, I want to climb over you.
Then, work hard, prove yourself with actions, and plant the banner of victory at the peak of this mountain of setbacks. Let laughter and birds sing; Let smiling faces enjoy the sunshine.
I laugh, I am proud! At the foot of learning, I take diligence as the road; In the sea of knowledge, I built a boat with suffering. I will confidently drive the steering wheel of life and ride the wind and waves. I'm not afraid even if I encounter big storms. On the contrary, I still laugh.
There are storms in life. I want to smile at them and thank them. They make my life journey full of * * * and wonderful. I will confidently and bravely steer the steering wheel of my life, rush out of the predicament and step through the storm.
Let laughter break down difficulties and freeze setbacks. I laugh, I am proud! Flower said: whether you look at it or not, I just want to blossom.
I said, I just want to be confident, whether it's downwind or countercurrent. I can't be the master of everything, but I want to be the master of my own life.
In any case, I will sail with confidence to find my own monument; I will fly my brave wings and break into my own world. I firmly believe that my smile will melt all the ice and snow; Self-confidence and courage will surely overcome all difficulties and obstacles.
I laugh, I am proud! At that time, I laughed many times under the care of my mother, and I laughed happily in my infancy; I don't know how many times I laughed happily when I played with my partner. I don't know how many times I smiled proudly in the praise of my parents. But that time I smiled happily, because that time I really realized the true meaning of life.
It was a day last summer vacation. My sister and I played in the park, ate ice cream, drank drinks, played slides, drove bumper cars and fished goldfish. We had a good time. "Look!" Cried my sister. I turned around and found a blind old man banging on the ground with a bamboo pole. My sister and I went up to ask, oh, it turns out that the old man lost 20 yuan for his grandson's birthday present.
Sister said, "Never mind, Grandpa, we will help you find it!" " "Say that finish, the two of us began to look for. I've looked everywhere in the grass, in the trash can and in the cracks in the cement, but I still can't find the 20 yuan.
"Come on, son, I'll go back and get some money. Maybe the store is not closed yet. " Grandpa said helplessly.
"Grandpa, let's look for it again." At this time, my sister pulled my skirt, took a look at my pocket, and then looked at me. Oh-I see-but ... I asked, "Don't you want to continue playing? If we give it to this grandfather, we won't have to go home. "
My sister said, "Our teacher often tells us:' Helping others is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation'. Don't you want to be a good son and daughter of the Chinese nation? " "This ... but ..." "Don't' but'. Besides, it is not convenient for grandpa to go back and get it. He can't see.
8. Write a composition about laughter. The number of words is more than 400. Laughter and rain gradually stopped, and clear light came in from behind the curtains. Open the window and have a look. The clouds are gone, and the residual water droplets on the leaves reflect the moon, flashing and moving like a thousand fluorescent spots. -I didn't expect such a beautiful picture after the bitter rain!
Standing in front of the window for a while, I felt a little cold. When I turned around, I was dazzled, and everything else in the room was hidden in the light cloud; A quiet glow, only immersed in the angel in the wall painting. -angels in white, holding flowers, holding wings, smiled at me.
"This smile seems to have been seen somewhere. When will I ... "I unconsciously sat under the window and thought quietly.
The closed heart curtain slowly opened, pouring out an impression of five years ago. -A long ancient road, and the mud under the donkey's feet is slippery. The water in the ditch gurgled. The green trees near the village are all caged in wet smoke. Bowed crescent moon, hanging in the treetops. Walking, there seems to be a child on the side of the road, holding a pile of white things. The donkey passed by with no intention of turning back. He smiled at me barefoot with flowers in his arms.
"This smile seems to have been seen somewhere!" I still want to-silently.
Another curtain of gravity appeared, which slowly opened and poured out the impression of ten years ago. -the rain under the eaves falls on Mao's clothes drop by drop. The blisters on the edge of the earth steps are turning. Long Mai and the grape trellis in front of the door are bright and beautiful new yellow and light green. -After a while, it finally cleared up and went downhill quickly. I saw the moon coming head-on from the sea, and suddenly remembered that I had forgotten something, stopped and turned around. The old woman in this small room-leaning against the door, holding flowers, smiled at me slightly.
This same subtle expression, like a hairspring, flutters together and closes together.
At this time, I feel relaxed and happy, such as entering a fairyland and returning home. San Xiao, who appeared in front of me, suddenly melted and couldn't see clearly in the harmony of love. "Bing Xin"
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