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Take stock of those wonderful reasons for divorce?

fifth place: play games when giving birth, divorce!

This is a post-9s couple, both of whom are immature faces. The husband is too fond of playing, incompetent and irritable. He is a typical "nerd", who likes playing mobile phones, playing games, drinking in bars and leaving home. When his wife is giving birth in the hospital, she is almost a father, and her eyes are still inseparable from the games on the iPad. The wife can't bear it, and in the face of her husband who can't afford it, she chooses to divorce!

exotic flower index: ★★★ ★

Most of the reasons for the post-9s divorce are due to their immature minds. After marriage, they still rely on their parents in life and economy, have no sense of responsibility for their families, and will not communicate and deal with problems rationally. They are also very free and easy to divorce. With the rapid development of society, the cycle of personal education and ideological maturity is also lengthened, so don't get married too early, and then make a commitment to the person you love when you are old enough to withstand marriage.

fourth place: it's rude for my husband to shake chopsticks when eating, and divorce!

The wife found that when her husband was eating, he always' shook' the dishes above the plate before removing the chopsticks. She felt so rude at first and said it many times, but it is her husband's habit and can't be changed. Slowly, she began to get bored and turned into staring at her husband's chopsticks to see if he was shaking. My husband is also very angry, so I have to talk about such a trivial matter. The more I talk about it, the more I shake! The two became angry, quarreled every day and finally got divorced.

exotic flower index: ★★★★ ★

When you are in love, you see each other perfectly. In fact, your husband is "shaking" when he takes food before marriage, but "when you are in love, boys always take food for girls, which makes people feel very warm. Coupled with chatting, your mind is not on" eating "and you ignore the problem of how to take food. In fact, everyone has shortcomings. It's just that you constantly enlarge the shortcomings and form a huge gap. Before marriage, you fell in love with each other's shortcomings, and after marriage, you lived with each other's shortcomings.

third place: my father-in-law moved the toilet at home at will and divorced!

The wife is an only child, and she has been well fed and well used since childhood. Her husband was born in the countryside and lived frugally. After marriage, the wife's parents prepared the wedding room, and the husband naturally offered to bear the decoration and all expenses. After the house was almost renovated, my father-in-law came to see the wedding room. My father-in-law found that the toilet in my daughter's wedding room was leaking. Without consultation, he sent someone to change the toilet for only a few thousand yuan. The father-in-law said that he could not let his daughter live like this. As a result, the husband was completely injured in self-esteem and divorced!

exotic flower index: ★★★★ ★

My father-in-law thought he was doing this for the good of the young couple, but the son-in-law thought that his father-in-law looked down on himself and his parents. The intervention of parents after marriage can easily become the fuse of divorce. The running-in period of both parties is not long, and the young couple are not independent in economy and personality, and they can't handle the relationship with their parents maturely. Finally, they can only get rid of it by divorce.

second place: the husband doesn't like mala Tang, divorce!

A young couple born after 199 met for dinner. The wife wanted to eat mala Tang, but the husband thought it was nutritious and hot, so he refused her request. The wife said that if she didn't give herself mala Tang, she just didn't love it. She went into the store to order food regardless of her husband's objection, and the two of them quarreled. Finally, the shopkeeper watched the two of them get more and more fierce and had no choice but to call the police. Because of the problem of eating mala Tang, this trust of only 4 days of marriage has caused divorce.

exotic flower index: ★★★★★ ★

Are you taking advantage of your youth to play with marriage after 9? Eating mala Tang is really unhealthy, but some women just don't understand men's bitter conscience, and they often lose their temper. People who are spoiled often don't stand in each other's position and think about problems, but blindly ask others to pay. As long as you calm down and think about it, such a trivial matter is nothing at all.

First place: remittance to mother-in-law without smiling, divorce!

On the last day of every month, the husband sends money to his wife's family, at a cost of 3, yuan each time. He has been married for two years. In the first year, every time he makes money, he is very happy, and he feels that he can do his filial piety for his wife's parents. In the past year, every time he makes money, his wife stares at her husband's expression ... I didn't expect that a tired husband was caught by his passing wife when he sent money home, and mistakenly thought that he was reluctant to send money back. Finally get divorced!

exotic flower index: ★★★★★ ★

What? ! The reason for divorce turned out to be no face! Take! Micro! Laugh! These days, it's good to be able to remit money, and you still have to smile? Excuse me, woman, have you done anything for men's families? Men are really hard to be, especially when they meet a particularly sensitive wife. It's a miserable life.