Classics of campus humorous jokes

The classic recommendation of campus humor jokes, the most classic campus jokes in history, is super humorous and makes you laugh until you burst into tears.

1, Wang Sida: Are you painting backwards? ! ?

Zhang borong:? Did you take it backwards?

Wang Sida:? Is it really ...?

2. Chen Ning:? I am McGrady ~ ~ `?

Orfila:? Just you? Give it back to McGrady? Are you McDull?

3. Fei Bao class recruited Zhang Borong and Fu was furious. Zhou! Don't always let the cat give it to the dog ~ ?

4. One day, Xiaojun wrote a composition in the classroom: My Home.

Xiaojun wrote: "My family consists of my father, mother and me. When we go out every morning, the three of us go our separate ways and take different routes at night to achieve the same goal. Dad is an architect, bossing around the construction site every day; My mother is a shop assistant and comes to the store every day. I am a student, and I am in a daze in the classroom every day. There are three people in my family with the same rotten tastes, and the family is harmonious. But when my grades were not good, my dad also fought with my roommate and brutally beat me to the ground, while my mother stood by and never tried to be brave. "

When we were in high school, some teachers were very bad to students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time. They are discussing how to punish their teachers. On this day, the teacher was in class, and a boy sitting in the back showed a painful expression, covering his stomach with his hand and moaning gently. The teacher ignored it and went on preaching. Halfway through the lecture, the teacher just turned to write notes on the blackboard, and the boy suddenly became "concave"? Wow? ! ! ! "(Vomiting) A boy at the same table poured a bottle of eight-treasure porridge on the boy's table at a very fast speed. When the teacher turned around, he saw that the table was full of yellow and white things. At this time, another boy took out a small spoon, scooped up the things on the table one by one, and said while chewing, "Hey, this guy ate peanuts at noon." The teacher said, "Wow? Concave? "And then threw up?

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