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Classic lines of "The Bright Moon in Qin Dynasty"
Plot introduction:
At the end of the Warring States period, Jing Ke failed to stab Qin. Nie Gai, the best swordsman in the world, was entrusted by Jing Ke to escort Jing Tianming, the son of Jing Ke, from Qin Shihuang. In the Canyue Valley on the border of Qin State, Nie Gai alone repelled 300 fighters of Qin State. Qin Shihuang was furious and ordered Prime Minister Reese to eradicate them. Li Si visited Wei Zhao, a classmate of Nie Gai, under the guidance of Emperor Taiyi, a yin and yang family. Wei Zhong's swordsmanship is superb, but he has always lived under Nie Gai. In order to win the title of the first sword in the world, Wei Zhongxiong agreed to Reese's request, but he didn't know that he had fallen into the trap of Emperor Taiyi. It turns out that when Tian Ming was born, she was secretly planted by the Yin and Yang family. Dry yuan jade evil spirit? ,? Dry yuan jade evil spirit? This is related to a huge conspiracy.
On the way to escape, and met the Mohist masters, as well as the descendants of General Chu Xiang and Mohist girls. Under the guidance of fate, a group of people entered the Mohist organ city, which is known as the last pure land in the world. The organ city is hidden among the mountains, which brings together the profound wisdom of Mohism. It is the last fortress of all anti-Qin forces in the world and the last refuge of Mohist disciples.
Facing the impregnable Mohist organ city, Zhao Gaoxian once again provoked Wei Zhao's resentment by goading him, and then lured Wei Zhao with power, convincing him that Wei Zhao would have the power and position he dreamed of as long as Hu Hai ascended the throne. In order to break through the organ city, Qin Shihuang sent a huge elite division, and Wei Zhao found Gong Shuchou, the head of the Gongbo family. Gong Shuchou has been an enemy of Mohism for generations, and the strict fortifications of the government city have been challenged as never before.
Several masters of the Megatron Assassin Group have also been dispatched, and at that time, the city is full of undercurrents.
Classic lines of "The Bright Moon in Qin Dynasty"
1. Although some dreams are out of reach, they are not impossible. As long as I am strong enough. ? Juvenile Nie Gai
It is not surprising that strange people often do strange things. ? Mohist giant (Yan Taizi Dan)
3. Nie Gai, if the question itself has a problem, what's the use of the answer?
4. One died and the other was saved. But the one who died should thank me, at least I avenged him. ? Juvenile Wei Zhao
5. Killing is never a reason to get stronger. If a man proves himself by beating others, he has already lost. Nie Gai
6. In this world, winners live and losers die. In the face of the end of the world, life and death are just inevitable causes and effects. ? Guiguzi
7. This story begins with a sword and will surely end with a sword. ? Qin Shi Huang
8. I may not see the day my eldest brother said, but I believe that day will come. ? Agang
9. Why are you waving your sword? You have to find out for yourself. Nie Gai
10, in this dangerous troubled times, only by learning to roast chicken can we survive tenaciously. ? Tian Ming (worthy of being a great Mohist)
1 1, I am right, I am right? I hope I'm right and I hope I'm wrong! I don't think it's worth it, but I hope I'm wrong Hope it's worth it! It's for those who deserve it, and for those who deserve it! You got it? ? Stealing feet (cutting wood blade outside Sister Rong's house, cute! )
12, if you do it now, you will die faster than any of them. ? Bai Feng (to Crimson Lotus who is ready to help Wei Zhao)
13, what did you do to master? ! ? Nie Gai (for Wei Zhao, this can't help but make people dream)
14, I once did something outrageous to that strange millet? Gao Xiao
15, in fact, you are so beautiful, please call me if you need anything. ? Stealing feet (a perfect match for a young man! )
16, Yan Lu: You ~ Sean: Thank you ~ (nosebleeds. . . )
17, gang, remember that Yan men don't know what to give up! ? da tiechui
18, did Mr. gongsun really do it? (thinking) unusual. ? Funian
19, good baby, sister loves you. ? Snow white sister to dawn baby
20. Are you here for a war or a blind date? ! ? da tiechui
2 1. It is said that one day I was called away and looked at Liang deeply in a quiet place where no one was there. He said, "Ovary, tell me the truth?"
22, stepping on snow = heirloom, stepping on people = heirloom, heirloom = heirloom, so stepping on snow = stepping on people? Zi Ming (Confucian disciple Tian Ming)
23、? If you want to deal with a rogue, you must find someone more rogue than him. ? Hammer said he was targeted by Mohist school. I'm not talking about the giant, I'm talking about the child. ?
24, Yu Shao breakfast, step on the foot. Gao Xiao, Snow Girl, shoppers and a sledgehammer surrounded and stared.
? Hmm? Are we looking for a giant? Deliberate? Steal your feet.
? Oh? Yu Shao was confused.
This is the man. ? Steal your feet and point to the dawn on the ground.
Dawn: The word "escape" doesn't exist in my mind!
Hammer: There are few words in your mind!
I once swore that I would never get married again in my life. ? Yuki Onna
I don't mind worldly etiquette, I just want to accompany you to the end of my life. ? Gao Xiao
(It turns out that Snow Girl is married. . . Wife is cuter! ! ! )
27. My master played a very NB knife with pears and asked Tian Ming if he wanted to learn.
? I never peel pears. ? Dawn.
? Do you think this knife method is used to peel pears? My anger.
? Well, it can also be used to peel apples, but I also eat apples with skins. ? Dawn.
28. Tian Ming: Is that for riding?
Fatty Ding: Riding a horse? Where is it?
Dawn: Playing chess.
A giant is a giant. . . )
29. Stealing soles: From Justin to wood blade?
Nie Gai is just a sword.
Since you are a giant, you should study hard! Don't learn badly! ? da tiechui
3 1. Stealing feet: Is it the sword or the swordsman who hurts people?
Nie Gai: Actually, I'm thinking about it.
32. Gao Xiao: At that time, there were 24 people on the high walls on both sides of the donation site. How did you knock them down at the same time?
Jing Ke: Hey hey, do you really want to know?
G: Yes.
Jing Ke: This is my unique skill. Promise me one condition, and I will tell you generously.
G: What conditions?
Jing Ke: Eh, what conditions? It's too difficult. I'm afraid you can't do it. Tell you what, I'll give you the simplest one. Tell me a joke and I'll tell you if it makes me happy.
G:? (Turn around and walk)
Jing Ke: How can there be such a person without curiosity? Don't die?
33. Dawn:? Small metatarsal?
Steal feet: Dude, you're really rude, aren't you?
34. What is a black and thin old horse? This is a family heirloom. It has been handed down for more than 500 generations, and there is only one. Oh, by the way, its name is Diao Man. ? Ziming
35. The only giant of Mohism will be opened from today. ? dawn
G: You are very different from the legendary Jing Ke.
Jing Ke: You are exactly like the legendary Gao Jianli ~
37. I promised my eldest brother to come back before dawn, and I did it. ? Agang
38. I don't know how chaotic the world is. ? Xiaoyaozi
39. If you like simplicity, I will give it to you? gao jianli
40. To deal with this kind of thing, you need the insight of Han Xiao.
4 1, in such troubled times, only the strongest life can survive. Dawn, you're on your own. ? gao jianli
Duanmu Rong, what did Nie Gai do to you? You are so dead set on him! ? gao jianli
43. Next time you sneak attack with your left hand, I'll chop off your left hand. If you sneak up with your right hand, I'll cut off your right hand. If you use your foot, I'll cut it off. If you want a bad idea? Take out your heart. ? Yuki Onna
44. Never fall in love with a man who lives by a sword. ? Master Duanmu Rong.
45. The sword is lonely. ? Master Duanmu Rong.
46. I trust the people behind me? Murong Duan
47. Don't die. Do not forget what you said. You haven't repaid me for saving my life. ? Murong Duan
I have never regretted my decision to save this man? Murong Duan
49. Fool, you are too easy to get hurt? Murong Duan
50. Sorry, master. Disciple violated your dying entrustment? Murong Duan
5 1, swear to follow the teachings, which every Mohist disciple has promised with his own life. ? Murong Duan
Courage is not proved by others worrying about him. A strong person should be able to make his relatives and friends feel safe and secure? Nie Gai
53. Fear is not a weakness. The strong are to make your enemies more afraid? Nie Gai
54. Fight to the death. Everyone has a chance to survive? Nie Gai
55. People who lose their homes also lose their dignity as human beings, their own names and the surnames of their ancestors. On this miserable road, we must live like animals. In such a turbulent world, no one can choose his own destiny? Nie Gai
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