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Someone told a joke about youth.

1, don't lie on the wall. Do you think there will be an affair? Don't lie prone on the internet. Do you think there will be mosquitoes hitting you by mistake? Young people should be energetic and don't dwell on the pain of the past. Wish you forgetfulness! I wish you sunshine!

2. Life is full of ups and downs, and life is full of tempering. Don't cry, don't be sad, don't be discouraged, and don't blame others. After the storm, a beautiful rainbow appears. After the chill, plum blossoms are fragrant. Perseverance and success are not far from you.

3. I don't know what hardship is, but I know that rain or shine; I don't know what sadness and helplessness are, only that there is no way out; I don't know what failure is, but I only know how to stride forward again, and I don't know that there are many thorns, but I only know how to move forward proudly.

Life is like a mountain. In view of the high mountain, it is not difficult to climb it. Don't be sad for the thorns around you, embrace your dreams and persevere. Nice to meet you tomorrow.

5. Believe that you are the strongest, stick to your ideals, smile without sadness in the face of setbacks, meditate and heal yourself, regain your confidence, persevere after repeated defeats and battles, practice your body and mind like iron, and there is always glory ahead!

6. No matter how many times in your life things called troubles are messed up, your wings will always be open for the ideal. Please believe that if you fly, you will fly, just wait for the wind. Wish you success!

7. Put the sweetness of life into a sugar jar, please taste it slowly; Please let the particles of peace fly into time and space, please follow quickly; Dress up the message with happy ribbons, please open it beautifully; Send blessings with a caring attitude. May you be happy forever!

8. The realization of dreams is not "in the foreseeable future". As long as you have the courage to "ride the wind and waves", happiness will "meet" 2016; Sending text messages is nothing more than "lifting a finger". As long as you send "sincere" blessings, happiness will "continue" for a whole year: I wish you a wonderful and successful year!

9. Vaccinate happy people, empty troublesome germs, let lucky cells relax, and make success bon voyage. On World Intensive Immunization Day, friends are affectionate and sincere, and gently send blessings from afar. May your heart follow your faith and make your dreams come true.

10, self-esteem, is a noble character; Self-love is an extension of self-esteem; Self-confidence is the source of success; Self-reliance is the guarantee of success; Self-improvement is the hope of success. May you learn to be confident, self-reliant and self-reliant, and be proud of tomorrow's success!

1 1, it is easy to find happiness by staying calm; Persevere in your efforts and win hope easily; Persist in hard work and it is easy to win success; It is easy to get happiness by adhering to benevolence, righteousness, propriety and virtue. Life, more persistence, more happiness, hope, success and happiness!

12, no hot or cold in major, no high or low in school. Don't be complacent about your school, education or major, and don't feel inferior because your school major is unpopular. Remember, education is not the most important thing.

13. Dream is a song, motivation is a word, playing thousands of successful songs, ideal is a painting, struggle is a pen, drawing thousands of blueprints, life is a poem, inspiration is a rhyme, reading hundreds of millions of brilliant songs, blessing is a heart, friendship is love, true feelings are sprinkled, life is bright, blood struggles, dreams continue and the front is brighter!

14, university 10: prison management, rogue quality, public kissing, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, truancy universality, female dinosaur, male dementia, love lightning, make-up exam specialization!

15, life is a boat, and the boat takes me drifting; Parents are at this end and children are at that end; I'm the helmsman. I keep going. Row to the island of happiness and float to the auspicious building; Take the best stick and return to the boat; Generation after generation, the ship has been resting.

16, life is the sea, and all rivers flow; Life is the sea, and the sea is vast; Life is the sea, the ends of the earth; Life is the sea, calm; Life is the sea, but it doesn't make waves; Life is the sea, vows of eternal love; Life is the sea, experience a beautiful life.

17, common sense of life: never wear contact lenses where you may come into contact with fire sources; Because contact lenses are made of plastic, overheating will melt the lenses and hurt the eyes. Tell your relatives and friends what you have learned from me.

Life is like the sea, however, as long as China has our friendship, heaven is our neighbor; Life is like the sea, the moon, and now it is full on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time; Life is like the sea, the breadth of the sea depends on diving, and the height of the sky depends on birds flying. There are profound philosophies in ancient poems, so How to Sail warns people today.

19, life is a ship, which not only allows us to sail, but also makes us feel the warmth of home; Life is a ship, which not only allows us to appreciate the clarity of the water, but also allows us to feel the embrace of the sun; Life is a boat, the warm sea is my home, and the distant lighthouse will always lead me forward.

20. Life is like a bumper car: if you hit the right luck, your life will be smooth sailing; Touching the right hobby enriches life; If you meet the right lover, you will be happy all your life; Meet the right friends and have fun all your life; May you meet and good luck be with you.

2 1, life is a ship, carrying hopes and dreams across the world. Life is a boat, love is an oar, and ideal is a sail, sailing to the sea. Life is a small boat, sailing with the wind and reaching the other side of www.SiaNDian.com!

22. Life is sunny and sunny. 20 15, there may be frost and snow. 20 16, sunny and bright moon. I will work hard and stick to it. Even if the road is really iron, 20 16 is a comprehensive leap. Come on! Fight!

23. Life is like an equation. Pursuing happiness is the general solution, having dreams is the optimal solution, struggling is the only solution, belief is not firm, there is no solution, and opportunism is the zero solution. 20 16 Spring is coming. 20 15 continue your unfinished dream, work hard and wish you early success.

24, 20 16 dream of "coming back", belief of "wandering", struggle of "never stopping", struggle of "sticking to the end", dream of the same, and continue to struggle! Spring has come. From the moment the sun rises, cheer up and work hard. May your 20 16 dream come true!

25. Make up your mind to be early, relax on the road, look far, bow your head when you are tired, work harder, struggle bravely and win the championship. I wish you a crown, a new starting point for success, more happiness and a brighter smile.

26. Urgent notice: 20 16, you have been poisoned by "ideal". Only by drinking the water of "hard work" and the medicine of "struggle" can you fully absorb, be energetic, be loyal to your beliefs and continue your unfinished dreams, and then you can recover. Friend, work hard for yourself and keep doing it.

27, 20 16 Dream Pursuit Day, we should do a good job in the four modernizations. The future needs to be targeted, the goal needs to be firm, firmness needs to be brave, and courage needs wisdom. As soon as the four modernizations were completed, we began to work hard to create a different 20 16 that belongs to us. Let's go

28.20 16 inspirational declaration: resolutely safeguard the sovereignty of "dream", not allow distractions to infringe upon it, adhere to the belief of "struggle", have the spirit of not being afraid of hardship and fatigue, and strive to realize the unfinished dream of 20 16! I wish you immediate success!

I made a "sports car of life" with "ideal wheel", "hard shell", "hard body" and "hard seat" and gave it to you. I wish you a pleasant journey and forge ahead on the glorious road. Success lies in your persistence! Come on!

30. When you are happy, a smart smile is a dream, and a stupid person looks for happiness in the dream. To be truly happy, you must be neither too smart nor too stupid. This state between cleverness and stupidity is called the wisdom of life!

3 1, understand the words of the heart and realize the ups and downs of life. Fate alone controls the rings. Struggle is the soul of growth, and diligence is the foundation of everything. Only by paying can we reap a brilliant life.

32, smile like a breeze, copy the happiness of life! Crying like a drop of ice translates the hardships of life. Friend! This is life. Face it bravely and believe it will train you to be different!

You can't change the weather, but you can change your mood. You can't choose appearance, but you can choose expression; You can't move forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today!

34. Don't think that good luck doesn't patronize you, but that you are not ready; Don't think of yourself as a failure, because you haven't pulled yourself together. Try to be yourself, and you will be rewarded.

35. There is no mountain you can't cross, and there is no hurdle you can't cross. Sadness is not the solution to the problem. Frustration can make people depressed, but hopes and dreams can make people regain their inner flame. Come on, believe in yourself.