The funniest joke in a dream of red mansions

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Lin Daiyu said, "It's nothing if you die. What golden unicorn will you leave behind?" In a word, Baoyu was in a hurry, so he quickly came up and asked:

"Are you cursing me or are you angry with me?"

When Lin Daiyu asked, she remembered what happened the day before yesterday, so she regretted her expectations and hurriedly laughed.

"You don't worry, I was wrong. What happened? My muscles are jumping up, so anxious. "

As he spoke, he couldn't help reaching out to try the sweat on his face.

Baoyu looked at it for a long time before saying, "Don't worry."

Lin Daiyu listened, dazed for a long time, and said:

"I have what not trust? I don't understand this. Why don't you tell me how to rest assured? "

-"Do you know your heart but not mine?"

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Unexpectedly, before she could speak, Daiyu said, "What are you doing here? Anyway, now you have someone to play with, who can read and write, who can make jokes and is afraid that you will be dragged away by anger. What are you doing? I'm going anyway! "

Baoyu hurried forward and whispered, "You're such a smart man, don't you even know' I don't know my family, I don't want to be arrogant'? Although I am confused, I understand these two sentences. First of all, we are aunts, uncles and sisters. As far as relatives are concerned, he is rarer than you. Second, you go first. We can eat at the same table and sleep together. He's new here. Why should someone alienate you for him? "

Spat Lin Daiyu, "did I tell you to alienate him? What kind of person have I become! I did it for my heart. "

Baoyu said, "I did it for my heart, too. Can't I just know your heart and not mine? "

-"It turned out to be a goose."

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Baochai was embarrassed to see him in a daze, so she dropped the strings and turned to go. She saw Lin Daiyu stepping on the threshold, smiling with a handkerchief in her mouth.

Baochai said, "You can't stand the wind. Why are you standing in the wind? "

Lin Daiyu said, "I wasn't in the house. I heard the call from the sky, so I came out to have a look. It turned out to be a silly goose. "

Xue Baochai said, "Where is the silly goose? May I have a look? "

Lin Daiyu said, "He flew away with a bang as soon as I came out."

As he spoke, he threw the veil at Baoyu's face. Baoyu might as well hit him in the eye and shout.

Baoyu was in a daze when Daiyu threw a handkerchief and hit him in the eye. She was startled and asked who it was.

Daiyu shook her head and smiled. "I dare not lose my hand. Because Sister Bao wants to see the goose, I will show it to him, and I don't want to miss it. "

Baoyu rubbed his eyes, waiting to say something, but it was hard to say again.

-"... you have to kill yourself from home before you can be defeated! "

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Feng smiled apologetically and said, "I have come on orders from my wife. Don't blame me, sister. Why are you angry? "

The maids were ordered to close the door quickly. Pinger Fenger and others are busy closing the door and collecting books for others.

Tanchun said, "You can search my things, but you can't search my maids. I used to be more vicious than others. I know everything about that girl, and I keep it here. They don't have any collections. Search me if you want. If you don't comply, go back to your wife and say I violated her. What should I do? I'll get it myself. Don't be busy, naturally there are even days of copying! You didn't say anything about Zhen's family when you got up early today, but your family's property is good. You really copied it today. We are coming gradually. It can be seen that if such a big family is killed from the outside, it will not be killed for a while. This is what the ancients once said,' A hundred-legged worm dies without being stiff'. You must commit suicide from home to be defeated! " As he spoke, he burst into tears.

-"Since you ate our tea, why don't you be our wife?"

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Lin Daiyu strolled into Hongyi Hospital. It turns out that Li Gongcai, Feng and Baochai are all here. When she saw him come in, they all smiled and said, "Here comes another one."

Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Everything is ready today. Who invited you to post it? "

Xi-feng said, "I asked the maid to bring two bottles of tea the other day. Where have you been? "

Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Oh, I forgot. Thank you very much. "

Feng added, "Have you tasted it?"

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Lin Daiyu said, "I eat well. I don't know how your spleen and stomach are? "

Xifeng said with a smile, "If you like it, I still have it."

"If it's true," said Lin Daiyu, "I'll send the maid to get it."

"Don't take it," said Xifeng. "I'll send someone to get it. I have one more thing to ask you tomorrow. Send someone to send it with me. "

Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Listen, you ate a little tea from their family and invited some people."

Feng smiled and said, "Forget it, you gossip. You drink tea and water. Since you have eaten our tea, why don't you give us a wife? "

They all laughed together. Lin Daiyu blushed and turned away without saying anything. Li Gongcai smiled and said to Baochai, "Our second aunt has a good sense of humor."

Lin Daiyu said, "What is humor? It's a mean tongue. " He spoke and spat.

Feng smiled and said, "Don't dream! You made a daughter-in-law for our family. What do you lack? " Pointing to Baoyu, he said, "Look, people, families, foundations and furniture are not worthy." Who else did you insult? "

-"... but as soon as I met my sister, I forgot her. "

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Baoyu felt suspicious when he heard the word "golden jade", so he said, "I must have this idea in my heart except that others say golden jade. I will never be a man!"

Hearing this, Lin Daiyu knew that he was suspicious. She quickly smiled and said, "It's so boring. What do you mean, no two sides?"? I don't care what good advice you have! "

Baoyu said, "I can't tell you what's on my mind. I'll understand later. Besides the old lady, master and wife, the fourth one is my sister. If there is a fifth person, I will swear. "

Lin Daiyu said, "There's no need to curse." "I know you have a' sister' in your heart, but I forgot about it as soon as I met her."

Baoyu said, "That's your business. I won't do it again. "