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Classic lines from the series "Xin Zha Junior Sister"
1. SIR Zhong: We have read your file. The details are quite clean. You have never been on any business trip, and no one knows you. No one supports you at home, and no one takes care of you. You have no brothers, sisters, relatives, friends, and have never been in love. You don’t even have a dog. No, Hong Kong is a place where one more person is not too much, and one person less than you is not too much. In addition, he looks quite honest and a bit naive. Even so, there is still a bit of poignant tenderness in the ordinary.
2. Fang Lijuan:
“SIR, I want you to give me a badge of valor.
SIR, I want you to publish a copy of my Autobiography, encourage young people...
SIR, can you exempt me from paying taxes and house rent..."
SIR Zhong: Do you want to sit in my seat?
Juan: No, because I will follow the steps!
3.
Sir Zhong: go.go.go.go.go......
4.
Fang Lijuan: "Sir, would you like to finish work before nine o'clock tonight, because I have an appointment with a friend to play cards, Taiwan card."
Sir Chung: "Hong Kong I’m almost sinking, but I’m still thinking about playing cards and returning the Taiwan card!”
5.
Uncle Ou: “Your daughter’s surname is Fang, why do you call yourself Sir Zhong?”< /p>
SIR Zhong: "My surname is Fang, and my given name is Sir Zhong. Fang Zhongxin is also a relative of our family!"
Uncle Ou: "How do you write the word sir?"
< p>Sir Zhong quickly demonstrated: next to the ear, there is a wooden sign on the right side of sirUncle Ou suddenly realized: "It turns out that this is how the word 'sir' is written. It is really a matter of learning!"
6.
Ou Haiwen: "I'm so sorry just now. You can use this money to see a doctor."
Fang Lijuan: "I don't want your dirty money!"
7.
Ou Haiwen: "It's not just random knocking. It's starting from scratch. It's building something so that I feel satisfied."
Ou Haiwen Haiwen's mood diary: Ajuan, I miss you so much. Where have you been? I can't find you anywhere. You taught me to read the newspaper with a cork in my mouth. I have been practicing it. I hope you will come back soon. How can anyone give a breakup gift after a breakup~~
Ajuan, I believe I will find you. I have a lot to say to you. You suddenly disappeared in front of me. I think you must not know... I have always been the only one to propose a breakup to a girl. No girl would propose to me. I have never heard of two people giving gifts after breaking up. You are such an elusive person.
You once asked me to tell you a joke, but I said I didn’t understand. Now I have one. Once upon a time there was a king who was very sick and was about to die. So he called all the princes and he said, "Listen..." and then the king died.
8.
Fang Lijuan: "It's about loyalty when you come out to hang out. You won't understand such grassroots things! Just help him once you figure it out~~"
8. p>
9.
Ajuan: "I'm sorry, thank you for taking care of me for so long. I know I have earned it. Goodbye!"
Awen: "I I had a very unfortunate childhood. Daddy was my adoptive father. I only knew how to pursue power and status and didn’t know how to care about others.”
Ajuan: “But you know how to care about me.”
Awen: "Because I want to show that I am different from others. I sympathize with your deafness, and I sympathize with you being forced to be a chicken. I think you are Cinderella, and I want to turn you into a princess."
Ajuan: "Fairy Tale"
Awen: "I didn't know that it was me who changed in the end. Only then did I realize that you can love someone so deeply, and you can do anything for your lover. I shouldn't I care about your choice and I wish you happiness. If you need help in the future, please come to me.
"
Ajuan: "How about starting over? ”
Awen: “Let’s get married!” "
10.
MICKEY yau: "People outside say that I killed your daddy. Do you think I am unjust? "
Ou Haiwen: "As long as you have a clear conscience, there is nothing you can do if you are wronged! "
11.
Jianxiong: "Ajuan, he seems to want to pick you up, let him pick you up! Chatter, coax him, generate electricity!!!!~~ ”
12.
Fang Lijuan: “Are you going to chase me?” "
Ou Haiwen: "No! "
Zhong SIR: "Lies! "
Fang Lijuan: "Talking big words! "
Ou Haiwen: "I have a good impression of you. I want to start as a friend and get to know you more deeply. "
Zhong SIR: "Truth! ”
Fang Lijuan: “Your curiosity is satisfied and you can leave when you’ve had enough fun.” "
Ou Haiwen: "No, I really want to find a partner and be with her seriously. "
Fang Lijuan: "Really? "
Zhong SIR: "There is no need to ask these questions. "
Before he finished speaking, another person grabbed the walkie-talkie: "It's true, it's true, he really wants to marry you~~~"
Fang Lijuan: "You What do you like about me? "
Ou Haiwen: "You are a good person. "
Fang Lijuan: "How do you know? ”
13.
Fang Lijuan met Ou Haiwen’s father for the first time: “Mr. Godfather, nice to see you!” "
14.
Ajuan proposed to break up.
Ou Haiwen was anxious: "what this going on? ”
Fang Lijuan: “I hate it when people use English to fool me. You know French, English, and German, but you can’t speak Cantonese well!” Do you have feelings for Hong Kong? Do you feel a sense of belonging? ”
Ou Haiwen: “I promise you, I will pay more attention.” ”
Fang Lijuan: “I asked you to bite the cork, read the newspaper and practice your Cantonese well. Did you do it?” "
Haiwen immediately took out a cork he carried with him: "I plan to practice Cantonese with you during the month I go to Europe! "
15.
Ou Haiwen: "Among the girls I know, you are the first one who will not lie to me or lie. This is yours. Character is really rare. ”
16.
Fang Lijuan: “I am police officer PC11661, Fang Lijuan. You are now officially arrested. You don’t have to speak, but everything you say may become Present evidence in court. "
Ou Haiwen: "What's going on? "
Fang Lijuan: "I am an undercover agent temporarily recruited by the serious crime team. Do you understand that I am a marginalized person? ”
Ou Haiwen: “What are you checking on me for?” "
Fang Lijuan: "What to check? If I were a step too late, you would have committed murder."
Ou Haiwen: "Then your whole family is undercover? "
Fang Lijuan: "They are all policemen"
Ou Haiwen: "Ex-boyfriend? ”
Fang Lijuan: “It’s all the same!” "
Ou Haiwen: "What about the hawker who sold spicy fish balls in Mong Kok last time? "
Fang Lijuan: "He is indeed selling spicy fish eggs. ”
Ou Haiwen: “Where’s the beef balls seller?” "
Fang Lijuan: "He is also an undercover agent, but the person selling fried stuffed three treasures next to him is indeed a real vendor. "
Ou Haiwen: "Where is the watch at your door? "
Fang Lijuan: "He is indeed a watchman, but the house is fake and he was recruited by us. "
Ou Haiwen: "In other words, I have been an idiot for a long time? "
Fang Lijuan: "You can't say that. You are telling me I am hiding it, so you are not too idiotic.
”
16.
Yes, I was wrong. I shouldn’t use violence to solve the problem, but I really don’t know you, and in fact you may not know me either.
——Awen
17.
“I deposited 40 million into your account, and the stocks and property deeds transferred to your name have also been couriered to your home. Okay, Ajuan, just say 'I love you'! "
————Ou Haiwen
18.
Ou Haiwen: "I, Ou Haiwen, now have all the luck in my life. Come and swear that I will make Fang Lijuan the happiest woman in the world! "
Fang Lijuan cried with joy: "Can you say it again? ”
Awen was overjoyed: “Ajuan, please marry me!” "Put the ring on her with your own hands
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