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A funny sentence about breaking up (27 sentences)
2. It's not that I don't love you! But there is no place for me in your heart! I don't want my love so cheap!
3. Is it that when a man doesn't love that woman, he will say, I'm sorry, let's break up and hope you are happy?
I chose to break up, not because I didn't love him or because I fell in love with someone else. I just don't think we can ever go back.
5, time will slowly precipitate, and some people will slowly blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
6. Don't make friends with people you like, or you will be lovelorn every day in a fragile friendship.
7. Love is really unreliable. One minute you say you love me, and the next you break up. But I'm stupid enough to believe in love.
8. Things that we thought we could never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.
9. Sometimes, for love, we quietly avoid the shadow, but what we can't avoid is the silent feelings.
10, don't be sad. If you are really having a hard time, just touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a man and must be strong!
1 1. If separation gives each other more space to find their own happiness, then what are we sad about?
12, I don't know why, my heart is always heavy, I can't breathe, I feel so tired, really tired.
13, the input and output of love are never disproportionate, and the wishful sacrifice is often touched by yourself!
14, one day I will walk by you silently. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.
15, the most tacit thing we did was that I didn't contact you and you didn't contact me. Finally, we are really strangers.
16, some people say that the merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but there is an eternal distance.
17, it snowed outside the window. Before I knew I was thinking of you again, I made a cup of coffee and kept it cold. How can you understand my expectations!
18, Landlord: What is the meanest reason for boys to dump girls? Your breasts are too small. I'm afraid of starving children in the future.
19, breaking up means not loving. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!
20, love, it turned out to be very easy, that is, gently put you in your heart; Love is not easy, but it can't come to your heart.
2 1. If you really love each other, you really can't be friends after breaking up. Because you will be sad to see each other happy.
22. If one day, I disappear, I don't ask you to look for me crazily, as long as you miss me occasionally, you will be satisfied.
23. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.
24. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.
Everything is going backwards, back to before we became close, back to before we became familiar, back to before we met.
26. When breaking up, those ostentatious excuses are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better.
27. You have changed, so have I.. Tender feelings can't go back, tears gush, and the most familiar ones have become the most heartbreaking.
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