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With the prescription of Chinese medicine, how can I get that medicine

1: Go to the Chinese medicine counter of the drugstore. Generally, large pharmacies and chain pharmacies have Chinese medicine counters. Write a prescription directly and the pharmacist will catch it. The price is estimated at about ten yuan. Velvet antler cream is more expensive, different places and pharmacies are different. Our price is less than ten yuan. If I want to kill you, it is estimated that 20 or 30 are possible, just like the hospital. You need to add and subtract this according to the symptoms. If you give this 15-30, the pharmacist can't help you get the medicine. If not, start with a small dose. Bupleurum chinense should be genuine, but Bupleurum chinense and Bupleurum chinense seedlings should not. Go back and fry it, not too hot, then spray it with grain vinegar and fry it for a few times. Just put some, not too much vinegar, because vinegar frying plays a leading role. It's vinegar Bupleurum (vinegar fried Bupleurum)

Go back and cook for yourself, and the pharmacist will tell you. You can ask which one goes first and which one goes later. Antler cream is usually fried first, and oysters can also be fried first. To boil medicine, I suggest draining the juice at one time, soaking six bowls for several hours, cooking after a big fire, and slowly cooking after a small fire. Then stir-fry three bowls, drink one bowl in the morning, noon and evening, and drink it half an hour before meals if the spleen and stomach are good. The spleen and stomach are not very good. Drink it an hour and a half after meals and fry it twice. The effect of three decoctions is not good, and the dose is uneven, which is not suitable for getting sick. Therefore, both Han and Tang dynasties decocted medicine and took juice at one time.

Don't catch too much, just three or five pairs, three or five pairs. Chinese medicine calls it the right medicine. If you catch too much, you will waste it if you don't drink it. Generally, three or five pairs of drugs for symptoms will be effective. If it doesn't work, it may not be symptomatic.