I am in urgent need of some meaningful jokes and short stories.

1. When the human body was first formed, all the organs wanted to be the leader.

The brain said: I should be the leader, because I am in charge of various neurological reactions and functions throughout the body.

The feet said: We should be the leaders. We carry our bodies and brains to the ends of the earth.

Hand said: We should be the leaders because we do all the work to make money. The debate continues.

The heart, lungs, eyes and other organs all spoke up and asked to be the leader.

Finally, Butt stood up and expressed that he also wanted to be the leader.

Everyone laughed at his request. How could Butt be the leader?

So Butt went on strike.

He refused to work and walled himself off.

Soon, every organ in the body felt the dangers of the butt strike. My eyes began to feel dizzy, my hands and feet began to tremble, my brain began to heat up, and my heart and lungs could not function normally.

In the end, everyone reconvened the meeting and agreed that the butt should be the leader. So, everything returned to normal.

While the various organs are busy working, their leader just sits there and sprays feces from time to time.

This story tells us that leaders are not always brains, most leaders are just butts

It’s...

2 , a man left home to go to work on Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he spent the entire weekend partying with friends and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally got home on Sunday night, his furious wife was waiting for him, and she blasted him for what he had done for nearly an hour. Finally, his wife stopped nagging and asked him: "How would you feel if you couldn't see me for three days in a row?"

He replied: "I feel pretty good."

Monday passed and he did not see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed, and he still didn't see his wife.

On Thursday,

.

.

.

.

.

.

The swelling subsided a little, and he could finally see his wife a little bit from the corner of his left eye.

3. A pair of naked statues have stood face to face in the park for decades. One day, Cupid, the god of love, descended from the sky and came to the two of them and said, "I guess you two look at each other every day." It must be very frustrating not being able to do anything. Today I will let you become humans and do what you want! But it only takes fifteen minutes." After saying this, the two statues turned into humans. The two people immediately jumped into the grass, and the grass pile made a sighing sound...

Ten minutes later, the two people jumped out of the grass. Cupid said: "Oh, there are still five minutes, go and enjoy it again."

After that, the two looked at each other, smiled, and jumped into the grass again...

I vaguely heard the female statue saying to the male statue: "I suppressed this pigeon, and now you poop on its head."

4. The four masters and apprentices were on their way, suddenly The sky was filled with yellow sand, and many monsters fell from the sky.

The three apprentices were shocked when they saw this, and jumped up to Tang Monk to defend themselves from the enemy. However, they saw all the monsters coming forward to catch Zhu Bajie, and then turned around and ran away.

Wukong was caught off guard. When he came to his senses, the monsters were far away. Bajie was surprised and shouted: "You caught the wrong one. The white and tender one below is Tang Monk! Why did you catch me, an old pig?"

The monster leader was in mid-air and turned around and replied: "Damn, the price of pork has skyrocketed, and I haven't tasted meat in three years. It is said that Tang Monk's meat can live forever, but I don't know whether it is true or not. It's important to eat pork now!"