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Emotion: a liar in marriage
Recommendation: Running a marriage is a science. In marriage, apart from being an independent person mentally and materially, it is very important when to combine hard and soft.
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Managing marriage is a science, and women should know how to combine rigidity with softness. When my husband and I met a poor-looking divorced woman in our marriage, I had to deal with it myself.
I gently warned my husband to use leverage against women outside, without mercy. My embarrassment to that woman made my husband sweat and left that woman helpless.
My husband is not actually love rat, and I am quite satisfied with him. But he is too honest to know how to refuse the opposite sex and keep his distance.
I also happened to find that a female colleague in his company likes to ride in his car and always sits in the co-pilot position. I am a neat freak. I don't like a woman sitting in the co-pilot when my husband is driving alone.
So I made three moves to scare that female colleague from taking my husband's car again. Moreover, the male colleagues in the husband's unit are not willing to send this female colleague by the way, for fear that they will get into trouble.
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Let's call our female colleagues presbyopia girls. Why call her presbyopia girl is actually satirizing her inexplicable confidence in her age and face value. Overconfidence equals conceit. There are people outside people, and conceited people in this world can't walk too wide in the future.
So how did I find out that this presbyopia loves to ride in her husband's car? It was a dinner hosted by my husband's company. The boss said that employees can bring their families with them, so I followed my husband.
When the group walked out of the restaurant, full of food and drink, presbyopia immediately ran to my husband and me and asked if we could give her a ride. Because her home and mine are in the same direction, and they are on the way. It was already past 9 o'clock in the evening. For the sake of women's safety, I immediately said, okay, because it's on the way.
Unexpectedly, presbyopia went to her husband's car, opened the co-pilot door and sat down. Seeing presbyopia's operation, I was startled, and then an anger rose in my heart, so I stared at my husband.
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I don't like to keep my words in my heart, so I just said to presbyopia, shouldn't you sit in the back row? This is my husband's car, I am his wife, and this seat is where I want to sit.
Presbyopia didn't expect me to be so direct, but she still wanted to provoke me. Because presbyopia's hand is tightly pulling the co-pilot's door, he also said in a delicate tone: I have nothing to do with the co-pilot. Besides, I have been sitting in this position, and Mr. Chen (my husband's surname) didn't say anything.
To tell the truth, if a beautiful young woman in her early 20 s uses this femininity on me and then a sentence can drag on for three seconds, I can barely accept it myself.
However, the woman in front of me who is almost 40 still uses this tone, and I am about to throw up. Fortunately, at the critical moment, my husband didn't let me down. Husband immediately said to presbyopia, take a taxi home by yourself. My car will definitely take my wife.
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Everyone says why women should embarrass women, but this shameless woman has come to the door, which really makes me sick. Why should I be polite to her? So I said to presbyopia, whether you get off or not has something to do with me. First of all, my husband is mine, my car is mine and the co-pilot is mine.
And I told my husband that if there are only two people in this car, no one can sit in the co-pilot position except our respective mothers. Husband and other colleagues also saw it, and then looked at other colleagues pointing at her.
I think, either my husband and presbyopia have something unclear, or presbyopia is the kind of woman who is beyond gold and jade. Don't wash your dirty clothes in public. I will never compromise if I lose.
If others want to see the play, just watch it. Anyway, I'm not the one who was humiliated. Presbyopia didn't say anything, just quietly walked to the parking space at the back and sat in. I secretly sneer: it's shameless. It's so pointed out that you can have the face to ride in someone else's car.
It seems that this presbyopia is very impure to my husband's purpose. After all, under normal circumstances, people with face will take a taxi back by themselves, as long as 10 yuan.
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When we sent presbyopia to her community and then drove home, the first thing I did was to drop my bag and look at my husband coldly. My husband immediately swore to me that he had never done anything wrong to me, and then told me about this presbyopia in detail.
It turns out that presbyopia has been divorced for more than six months. Colleagues will try their best to help her when they see that she is in a bad mood after divorce. After all, sympathy for the weak is human nature. Unexpectedly, presbyopia became a weak woman through her own divorce and began to kidnap her colleagues morally.
I don't want to do this work today, so I asked my colleague to help her. She doesn't feel well tomorrow and doesn't want to go to work. Let her colleagues do her work. What do you want to eat the day after tomorrow? No one cooks at home, and she wants her colleagues to invite her to dinner. Because there was not much money after the divorce, it was too crowded to go home by bus after work, and presbyopia began to rub her male colleague's car.
Female colleagues don't like her like this, and no one cares about her. After a long time, male colleagues began to be unwilling to find excuses to refuse. Only my husband, an honest man, didn't know how to refuse. Finally, my husband swore to me that I had never done anything wrong to you. We have been married for more than ten years, and you know exactly what my personality is.
You are also in charge of the money at home. I won't leave a good family. Don't get involved with her. I just feel sorry for her. Helping is a boon.
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In fact, I still believe in my husband, but I don't believe in the wild flowers outside. I look at this old flower differently from my husband. A man's weakness is that if he sympathizes with any woman, what does that woman think, his heroism is not good.
I believe that every man has a heroic idea in his heart. Since he wants to be a hero, I will change him from a hero to a bear. This is also my indirect punishment for my husband, who told him to make me angry. I ha ha sneer, other women like you, for you, a married man, the in the mind is very swollen?
My husband told me that I am a greasy middle-aged man, and my female colleagues have no idea about me. Since my husband said so, I also walked down the steps. I just told my husband to let him go to work the next day, and refused my female colleague's request for a ride. My husband never believed that the woman had an idea for him, so he asked if it would make him stingy.
I said, well, if you want to make me angry for another woman, let's get a divorce. My husband immediately promised to make it clear to his female colleagues the next day.
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A woman who likes presbyopia will not give her some color to see. She thought she was divorced and all the men in the world were hers. It's no one else's fault that you divorced, so don't feel that others owe you. Besides, I don't think divorce is a big deal. The most important thing is to have the courage to start over after divorce, not to break the jar.
If you don't even love yourself and respect yourself, why should others respect you? In fact, this is to pave the way for my second step, because I believe my husband will talk to presbyopia about this requirement. But as long as the presbyopia is poor, the husband can't bear to be too hard on presbyopia. Actually, I'm waiting for my husband's patience.
Sure enough, my husband told me that people had no idea about him, just hitchhiking. If I am angry, she is willing to pay the gas bill to show that she has no other thoughts about my husband. She is willing to explain herself to me.
Only my husband, an honest man, believes this sophistry. How can I believe that? Pay for gas? If you are willing to pay the gas bill, why not take a taxi yourself? Isn't that more convenient and won't cause misunderstanding?
Since presbyopia is so stubborn, I don't need to be polite. Under my guidance, presbyopia took the initiative to come to me. I believe she came to show off me. Sure enough, hehe, what a rotten woman? Do you deserve to fight with me?
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It is said that women and women are natural enemies in a sense. When I express my concern directly, I hope that presbyopia has self-knowledge and will not take my husband's car in the future. Presbyopia smiled contemptuously: You know you are old, so you are afraid that your husband will be taken away by me?
To tell the truth, Miss Hua is really two years younger than me, but such a woman is just scum in my opinion, and I am too lazy to embarrass her. I asked directly: I don't know, some women are very thick-skinned now. I don't want to fight for anything I just want to climb into a man's bed. Are you such a person? Besides, the makeup on your face is inferior at first glance. You see, the foundation is so thick and the color doesn't suit you. You really can't tell your age.
But I don't think you have the advantage to beat my husband. After all, you are about my age. If a man is looking, he must be looking for a girl of 18 years old. Are you worth it? If you are a rich woman, I still believe that you can find small fresh meat, but I heard that you are a poor divorced woman. People should be confident, but overconfidence becomes a joke.
Besides, you've been through this for nothing. Teenagers don't look in the mirror. Who gave you confidence? Presbyopia was blushed by what I said, which directly exposed her true face: Yes, I just have a crush on your husband. I can't believe I can't compete with you. I am younger and prettier than you, and your husband and I will definitely win.
I smiled: If your leading colleagues know that you are such a person, do you think you can still stay in your company? Presbyopia said: As long as I get rid of your husband, I don't need to go to work like you and stay at home full time. You are just lucky to find such a man.
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I smiled. You know I'm full-time, so do you know my sideline income? My sideline income is more than my husband's main income. Since you are not afraid, let your leader handle this matter.
After that, I picked up the recording in my mobile phone and played it to Flower Girl. I'll send it to my husband right away and ask him to send it to the leaders of their company. Whether to trust the wife at home or the woman outside, I believe that my husband is a smart person and will know how to choose.
Looking at the woman's pale face with fear from me, I stood up and turned away with a smile. In fact, why do women embarrass women? If presbyopia told me that she would never haunt my husband again, I wouldn't be so cruel to her at all. But sometimes if you are not cruel to the wild flowers outside, the last person who is sad and unlucky is yourself.
Instead of letting outsiders rob me of my man, I might as well take the initiative to kill this sign in the cradle. Finally, I heard that the flower girl had no face in the company, and everyone looked down on her, so the leader took the initiative to persuade her. After this, my husband has nothing to say to me. He said that you are still good, and I will listen to you all my life.
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Some people may think that your income is higher than your husband's, so on balance, your husband chooses you.
In fact, this is also one of the reasons. However, I think the most important thing for women in marriage is to understand their position and attitude towards marriage. Regarding marriage, I don't think my husband is a necessity, but since my husband is kind to me, I am satisfied. Then I will choose to stay married.
However, my husband is a little unfaithful to me. I believe that for him, losing me is his loss, not mine. Moreover, at first, my income was less than my husband's, and I even relied on my husband to support me at first.
After all, I chose to go home and be a full-time mother, but when I was a full-time mother, my attitude was the same as now. I don't feel inferior as a stay-at-home mother. On the contrary, I think my husband's career and family can be promoted in both directions because of my perfection.
After all, he is alone without me. Moreover, men also need their own training. Some men will think that you are a woman, and it is natural for you to give everything at home, while men will be great as long as they make money.
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This idea is wrong, so I will often tell my husband what is the correct family concept. After a long time, my husband has gradually changed, from a vacant husband to a qualified husband. When something happens, he will negotiate with me, will not ignore my existence and will know how to respect me.
I naturally know how to repay him by working hard with him to take care of the family. Even when I started my own business, my husband supported me wholeheartedly.
It is not empty talk that husband and wife are United, and their profits are broken. I really understand the meaning behind this sentence from my marriage. A good husband and wife, hand in hand and achieving each other, are each other's pillars, which is also the meaning of marriage.
Otherwise, why should a woman who is spiritually and materially independent get married when she is living a good life? Marriage is to live a better life with the right person.
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