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What are the names of the two hosts who host the Central Committee's 5 midnight sports news every day?
Let's comment on them one by one:
1. Yuan Wendong:
1. There are always pauses and broken sentences in the news broadcast, and the timbre is acceptable, but the sports knowledge is lacking, and important names are important. There are always mistakes in the name of the competition.
2. Make-up fails (the makeup artist is responsible), and the clothes are incongruous, often colorful, not atmospheric and unnatural, and the head shape often changes, but it always seems to fail. A few days ago, two rows of flowers in front of the clothes were still pink.
3. The guy looks ok. What a pity.
2. Liang Yimiao. Broadcasting always uses a falling tone.
2. There is a serious lack of sports knowledge, and the knowledge and terminology in the sports field are not enough. Many jokes have been made, such as broadcasting people's names in half (during the World Cup)
3. She is stiff and unnatural, and it is not obvious to broadcast while standing. She has a clear view of her weaknesses, often fails to catch up with (the World Basketball Championship) and makes low-level mistakes. We all help her. Lack of vigor.
3. Sun Yan
1. Dignified appearance, basic broadcasting skills are ok, but sports knowledge is also seriously lacking, with frequent slips of the tongue.
2. Improper clothes, like to wear tights, and her figure is too large and visually bloated.
4. Ning Xin
1. Lack of basic broadcasting quality. It's very uncomfortable to listen. The audience often can't hear what she is saying clearly, and it's a failure as an announcer. (Such people don't know how to get into CCTV)
2. There is a serious lack of sports knowledge, knowledge and terminology in the sports world, and the games have been broadcast before. It's really a pain to listen to her explanation.
3. Dressing is the most rustic (although cctv5 dresses very rustic). The hair style is the worst (although cctv5 is dressed in a vulgar way). I often wear clothes that I don't know when. It's not your fault that the difference is long. You can make up for it by dressing up well. The makeup is a serious failure.
4. She is very old in qualification. She used to broadcast major competitions in the past and asked questions on the spot when she won the Olympic bid. But recently, she gradually faded out of sight. (Maybe the leader couldn't bear it.)
5. It is said that she is called' female'. However, it is far from the realm of master Han. There are many mistakes in Han, but there is no irony in Miao Yan, which is just like a shape. The general feeling is that my brain is slow and my thinking is unclear. The characteristic is that you dare to say stupid words, and you dare to be solemn and calm after speaking.
v. Sha Tong
1. Good-looking, with heavy eyebrows and eyes, with a serious body fat, looks like a person (sand bucket) and is well dressed
(these are all compared with other presenters)
2. Basic broadcasting quality is not too hard, which is reflected in punctuated sentences, blunt and incoherent.
3. Physical education knowledge. It is strongly recommended that cctv hosts strengthen professional quality training, strengthen sports knowledge learning, pay attention to manners and appearance, and stop embarrassing themselves on such a big platform as national television. Otherwise, the saliva of many sports fans will drown you! I can't believe this. It's a vast country with a lot of talents, and several decent sports news anchors can't be found yet! ! !
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