A funny joke.

As a typical loser, you are actually very successful.

Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

7. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

10. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

1 1. Only mom is good and dad is good.

12. Gender: male, hobby: female.

13. They were all pulled out before having sex.

14. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

16. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

17. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

19. Lack of calcium when I was a child, and lack of love when I grew up.

20. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

22. You engage in art, I engage in you. This is called deep art.

23. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

24. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!

26. Format yourself just to delete you.

30. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

3 1. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without a spark.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

33. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

34. What's unhappy recently? Say it and make everyone happy!

I feel relieved to know that you are not doing well. ...

36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

37. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

39. Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

40. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love ... Lalala ... ~ ~

4 1. Nobody held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

42. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.

43. Elder sister is elder sister and has never been surpassed!

44. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

45. Life is actually very happy! Depends on which angle you stand.

46. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

47. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

48. You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

49. protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

50. Women love two kinds of flowers best, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.