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What should I do on New Year's Eve? Don't ask if you watch the Spring Festival Gala! Every new year's eve, people sit in front of the TV and watch the program, waiting for the arrival of the new year.
Here we go. Here we go. I saw the name of the program "Long Teng Hu Yue Bao Chun Lai" appeared on TV. People are singing and dancing on the stage, and only one word can describe it as "great". Then the program is Don't Let Him Go. Feng Gong sent an old man who was hit by a car to the hospital. Tell the old man not to go before he goes in to check. This sentence was heard by the nurse. The nurse said that the old man came out and his son came, the old man. Until the end, the old man said that Feng Gong was his savior.
There are many wonderful programs, but I think the most wonderful is Liu Qian's magic. The first trick is to shuffle a deck of playing cards and divide them into thirteen piles, so that there are several cards in the last pile, and then the first card in each pile is the same suit, then remove the commander and deputy commander, and then separate the other three suits. Secondly, the coin magic, he put a coin through the glass, the most magical thing is that the last hand crossed the table and got the coin below.
This Spring Festival Gala program is really beautiful. Let me watch it a few times. I can't get tired of watching it.
Excellent composition 2 originated from 1979 CCTV Spring Festival Evening. It fully expresses the needs of the society and the country, makes the Spring Festival Gala universal and becomes an important part of the Spring Festival in China. On New Year's Eve this year, as in previous years, our family was excited and anxious to wait for the party to start.
With the performance of the beautiful dance program "Spring Sea", the Spring Festival Evening kicked off. Then, the five hosts took to the stage to face the world and delivered congratulatory messages respectively, marking the official start of the Spring Festival Evening, and the people of the whole country gathered together to welcome the Spring Festival.
In this Spring Festival Evening, my favorite sketch is Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue's cross talk "Interesting Things in Miao Yan", which brings joy to the audience in the form of couplets, including the famous sentence "Heaven is to the ground, rain is to the wind" in "Li Weng Duiyun". The mainland faces the sky. Mountain flowers are to the sea trees, and the sun is to the sky. "Impressive, make people sing unconsciously.
But the most shocking thing is-"Shaolin Soul", with ten thousand people * * *. Professionally trained performers wear glittering costumes, bring visual and auditory experiences to the audience with absolute tacit cooperation, show the world the hardships of China's martial arts and training, and show the strength of the motherland like a billboard. At the same time, they don't forget to use the word "Fu" composed of ten thousand people to pay New Year greetings to everyone. Seeing this, I ...
There is a Spring Festival Gala at this time of the year. The Spring Festival Gala is wonderful every year. It symbolizes the arrival of the new year, giving people warmth and happiness. How overwhelming its programs are!
These two simple words seem completely unrelated. But from my experience today, the relationship is complicated, and I will never understand it without listening to me. Note: This matter is related to resignation.
The day before yesterday, that is, February 27th, 20xx 12. When we rehearsed the program after class. After the next class, the teacher suddenly appeared: "There are two most important things in one thing, one is the beginning and the other is the end. Only by doing these two highlights can this thing be perfect. " This is our last party in primary school, and it is also the first time. If we do well, we can use a perfect comma before the period and two commas. "I can't wait to savor this sentence, but the smoke in the bell gradually disappeared. But seeing the looming tears in the teacher's eyes, my body trembled. Now it's a pity that I didn't listen carefully at that time and regretted it for two days.
Two days later, we started to get together. At the end of the performance, we didn't act too ceremoniously. After grabbing the decorations for a while, we went home one after another. When I finished cleaning and prepared to go home, I passed other classes in the sixth grade. Suddenly, I was surprised to find that our Class Four is the quietest one in Grade Six. Class 3 was ok. One was wandering around the classroom and met a classmate with a high five. Compared with Class Two, Class Two is much crazier. All the students and even their class teacher are standing on desks and chairs. Class one is like crazy. A small world, surrounded by tables, where the whole class can do whatever they want, just like in KTV. I know they did it for two reasons. One is to vent anger, and the other is to deepen the memory of the party.
Facing the first separation in my life, I look forward to and hope. Looking forward to its arrival, but also hope that it will be postponed. In the face of this, I can't laugh, but I can't cry.
20xx years have passed quickly, and a new year will come soon. Today, our class will hold a New Year's Day party.
In the afternoon, we came to the classroom, and colorful ribbons hung on the windows of the classroom. The words "New Year's Party" are written on the blackboard. As soon as I entered the classroom, it was like entering a happy paradise.
The get-together began, and the students' programs were colorful, some singing, some telling jokes, some magic tricks, and some solve riddles on the lanterns.
The magic performed by Yu Yuzhong aroused the students' curiosity, and he walked slowly on the court with a thick stack of cards in his hand. He shuffled the cards first and came up to us, so let's draw one at random. I drew one, and he took it, looked at the back and immediately replied, "It's a Q!" " "We turned it over and said," Oh, really! "So we tried several times and the results were all right.
Then it's our turn to perform. Yan Jiaxing and I performed: funny double spring. I'll go on stage first and say hello to everyone. Then Yan Jiaxing came on stage and we began to perform. One of us is in the front and the other is in the back. The people in the back say the people in front do it. I make my classmates laugh from time to time. Even the teacher laughed.
The performance was wonderful, and the games behind were more interesting. Pass a parcel, grab a stool, touch your nose, etc. Touching the nose is the most interesting. The blindfolded students were at a loss and walked forward carefully step by step. Then slowly raise your hand and put it on the clown's face. As a result, you either touch your eyes or touch your mouth. It's my turn to touch I walked slowly to the clown, raised my hand and slowly put it on the blackboard. I opened my eyes, looked and touched my face, and my classmates all laughed.
Although the party is over, the new year has just begun. I believe everyone will go up a storey still higher in the new year.
This afternoon, we held a grand New Year's Day party at school. The new year's party started, and we also ate like crazy. The first game was a stool grab, and I asked Liu Yixin to play. The burly Liu Yixin showed no weakness among girls. In the first few games, everyone was afraid of being squeezed by the other side, so they started the "cheating mode". In order to prevent them from cheating, the teacher asked them to put their hands behind their backs, so that the number of people who lost a game increased. After a while, there were only three people left. Now it's time for the game. Scene 1: Liu Yixin found a stool and sat down immediately, but the other two were still squeezing the stool together! Because they all know that they can't beat Liu Yixin. This is the last game and the one we are most looking forward to. Liu Yixin won the game with his strong body. Of course, the final winner is, of course, the stool-grabbing king of our group-Liu Yixin!
The second game is a boy's stool fight. We let Zhou Hongxing play "Kill the enemy". Zhou Hongxing is not as strong as Liu Yixin. He got to the first game and was squeezed by the other side.
The third scene is two people together, and we are playing peach blossoms. I play with Zheng Jiawen, next to Wang Yuting and Zhang Yichen. The three of us helped each other until the last game. Unfortunately, the last sentence was about two people, so I had to let them go out. Although Zhang Yichen didn't win, we are still very happy!
We sang and danced, and the day passed quickly. I'm really happy today. I hope the New Year's Day Gala will be held soon next year!
Today is Sunday, and it's a little cold. I thought, "How unforgettable yesterday's New Year's Day was! I really want to go to school today and have an unforgettable New Year's Day! " Until now, I'm still thinking about the unforgettable New Year's Day scene yesterday:
Yesterday afternoon, I came to school, and when I passed Class 5, Grade 2, I was very envious of Class 5, Grade 2. Their class is so beautiful! Red lanterns, sparkling snowflakes ... beautiful!
I thought, "our class should be beautiful, too, right?" Today, tian teacher asked several students to decorate our classroom early! " As soon as I entered the classroom, I was shocked at once, ah! Our class is much more beautiful than Class Five, Grade Two!
The beautiful blackboard is hanging in the back. There are four lanterns on the blackboard. Four lanterns say "Celebrate New Year's Day"! Now, New Year's Day has finally arrived! There are also many sparkling snowflakes on the windows of our class, and the border of the blackboard is beautifully decorated with colored ropes. On the blackboard is written the knowledge "Happy New Year!" "There are window grilles on the door, and everything in the classroom is beautiful!
I found that many students in other classes are enjoying our beautiful classroom. I also heard a classmate say, "This is the classroom of Class One and Class Four, which is so beautiful!" I listened to this and wrote some words, and my heart was full of joy!
Today's New Year's Eve party has only one program, which is our performance. The name of the program is "Insect Flying". New Year's Day has begun. After we perform this program, we will eat snacks and watch movies.
Finally, we reluctantly went home!
Today is 65438+February 3 1. In the afternoon, our class held a get-together party.
Look, there is a festive atmosphere in the classroom! Colored balloons are also hung at the four corners of the poster on the back wall; The electric fan and the lamp tube are also wrapped with colorful shiny ribbons; The edge of the blackboard is inlaid with flowers, which looks like a fairyland from a distance. It looks great! Accompanied by music, Xiaobo made an opening speech to express congratulations, but it was exactly the same as my host's opening speech, but there must be an opening speech, so I had to read on brazenly. Hearing this, everyone whispered below. Teacher Li had to say, "Some students may have found out that the opening remarks in our host's broadcast are all the same." But I think our two hosts are no worse than the radio. "
Then, the teacher took us to perform programs and play games, and we had a good time. Among them, my favorite game is "passing balloons". First, the teacher handed the balloon to Zhang Tong, as long as the teacher closed his eyes and said, "Go!" " And began to knock on the table, Zhang Tong also began to pass balloons. When the teacher stops knocking on the table, whoever has a balloon will perform the program. I thought that as long as the balloon reached me, I could quickly pass it to He Hao behind me, and I could avoid this disaster. But just as the balloon came to me, the teacher stopped knocking on the table. Originally, I was the host, and I didn't prepare any programs, but fortunately I had short stories to read, otherwise it would be miserable!
Time passed quickly, and the students reluctantly left, but everyone had a good time.
On Thursday, our class held a New Year's party. That night, everyone in our class was in high spirits, bright and energetic.
At the party, all the students performed their long-prepared programs, which were very vivid, but my favorite was Feng Xiangyu and elegant sketches, which made me feast my eyes. The reason why I like their sketches is: 1. Feng Xiangyu speaks vividly and humorously, and wears the same clothes as on TV. 2。 Elegant movements are vivid and touching.
What makes me feel the worst is Zhuo Qing's reading. I think the reason why she doesn't study well is that she doesn't read feelings, and there is almost no movement. It would be perfect if she corrected this shortcoming.
After the program, we still have games, one * * * two. One is to "collect drums and pass flowers", and the other is to "talk on paper". My favorite is On Paper, because this game is very interesting and I have never played it before. There is also an apple catch behind this game, and the apple is in the basin. When the host said "start grabbing apples to eat", several people started grabbing.
This New Year's Day was a great success. I feast my eyes on the students' programs. I hope I can stand on the podium and perform for you at the next New Year's Day party.
There was a New Year's party in the class, and everyone got together to welcome the New Year.
Walking into the door of the class, I couldn't believe my eyes for a while. The usually messy classroom has been completely renovated by everyone, and I even thought I was at the wrong door. I saw the walls covered with colorful ribbons, the glass covered with cute cartoon dolls, even the chandeliers on the walls covered with decorations, and the four characters "Happy New Year's Day" were written on the blackboard with colored chalk. There is also a special place in the middle of the classroom to perform programs for everyone.
The party has started. Five small presenters, Li, Li Xueliang, Faye Wong, Jardine Matheson and Sun Zhuoyang, took to the podium one by one with great interest and delivered New Year greetings on behalf of teachers and students. Then, Guo brought a magic show for everyone. First, he asked an audience to take a card at random and put it in a thick playing card. I don't know how he did it, but he quickly picked out the cards just now, and he couldn't make a mistake no matter how he disturbed them. Everyone was deeply attracted by his performance and couldn't help clapping. , Zhang, Li Shengyuan and other students who love yo-yo have stepped onto the podium to show their housekeeping skills and dedicate their superb skills to everyone. At this time, the background music "Fire of Youth" also rang, and everyone could not help but make cool moves with the dynamic rhythm. Ma Shiyu also recited a lyrical and beautiful prose poem for us, which ended the New Year's Day party.
The party was over and the lively classroom gradually quieted down. When the students leave, they don't forget to say "Happy Holidays" to each other. I hope everyone can learn and progress in the new year and be happy every day!
10 This year's Spring Festival get-together in Guanghua, our class will tell you the story of the "Zodiac". This story tells us about China's zodiac signs. These zodiac signs are actually twelve kinds of animals. They are mice, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, cocks, dogs and pigs. Each student chooses his own animal (Zodiac). I like dogs, so I choose to be a puppy.
Everyone must prepare their own masks. Wear a mask on your head during the performance. I made my puppy mask. I used cardboard, white paper and kraft paper. In fact, that cardboard is a box for snacks! One side is red, and the other side is ordinary brown. I cut the cardboard into the shape of a dog's face. I use white paper and kraft paper to make patterns and stick my nose on the cardboard. Then I cut two holes. These two holes are the eyes of the puppy, which can let me see the outside. I also made a tongue for my "puppy" with the red side of cardboard. The dog's tongue is very cute. Finally, I tied the rope to the mask. So I can wear it on my head.
On the day of performance, I put on a beautiful red cheongsam. Before the performance, our class practiced backstage. After coming on stage, each of us went to the microphone and said our lines. Finally, we wish you all a happy New Year. After the performance, the teacher gave each of us a red envelope. I am very happy.
A few days ago, other classes in Grade Four held large-scale get-togethers one after another, which made the students in Class 4 1 suffer from "pink eye". We looked forward to the stars and the moon, and finally we looked forward to a grand New Year's party.
The New Year's Day get-together kicked off in the first Chinese class on Saturday. Five lovely hosts came to announce the curtain call, namely: smart, lively and cheerful Yu, beautiful and lovely Li Xiang, knowledgeable person Wu Chengxi and knowledgeable Jin.
At the New Year's Day party, Chen Sihang, Liu Yuyang and Zhang Deng performed the horse-riding dance "Jiangnan style". Chen Sihang and Liu Yuyang performed a horse-riding dance, while Zhang Deng performed with the accompaniment of drums. Chen Sihang and Liu Yuyang's funny actions made us laugh our heads off. Zhang Deng plays drums very well, and everyone in the class applauds him.
At the New Year's Eve party, Dina, Xiao He, Lala and I performed "Selling Vegetables", which was the best comedy. Each of us speaks very loudly, unlike other students who perform skits, and speaks very quietly. The audience can clearly hear what each of us said. Our farce can make everyone laugh. Do you think such a funny play can be good?
There are many excellent programs at the New Year's Eve party, so I won't introduce them one by one. Everyone in our class thinks this New Year's Day party is the most unique one.
On the last day of 20xx, we held a grand get-together in the classroom to celebrate the passing of 20xx. In the past year, we experienced the pain of failure and the joy of success. In the new year, we encourage and urge ourselves to achieve better results.
The party began with the cheerful songs of the students. Several students sang happily and intoxicated on the podium, as if we were there. However, just when I was intoxicated, Wu Shixiao's spray made the whole class pick up the spray in their hands. They knew that several students had nowhere to hide. They didn't stop shooting until Teacher Han gave the order.
The next program is "Borrowing the East Wind", a story of the Three Kingdoms played by me, Wu Shixiao and Wang Zelong. Because I don't talk much, I am full of confidence. Finally, I won warm applause from my classmates.
The following program is very popular, which is "Breaking the Wall" performed by Yang Yi and others. Huang sledgehammer (Guo) smashed the wall at the behest of a family on the ninth floor. As a result, the sign was hung upside down. It was originally the sixth floor and became the ninth floor. As a result, people went to the police station. Just left, Huang sledgehammer suddenly reflected that he had not paid the money. Alas! The sixth floor was hit by these hammers. Become flustered.
The second sketch Neighbor was performed by Hua Ze and others. Hou () mistook the two neighbors Hou (unable to get up) and Ji (unable to get down) for thieves. The wonderful dialogue is that some students laugh, some laugh, and some laugh until they spit out everything in their mouths.
The last group of performances was the most unlucky, and the students sprayed almost all the spray on them. Almost buried alive.
This year's party to celebrate New Year's Day is really fun!
On New Year's Eve, my family sat in front of the TV and watched the Spring Festival Gala with relish. There are too many programs in the Spring Festival Evening, including beautiful dances, magical magic and funny cross talks. ...
Among them, the sketch "I love what I think" is still fresh in my memory. This sketch is about a male employee named "Hao Jian" who likes to play table tennis, while his section chief "Ma Kechang" likes to speak well of the leader and vote for him. I heard that the new director Du also likes to play table tennis, so I asked Hao to practice more and play more with Du. But director Du doesn't like such flattering people. I deeply remember what Hao Jian said: To be a good cadre, don't always try to please the leaders, but think more about how to make the people happy! Yes, "advice when most needed is least heeded", we can't always say that others flatter us, only by our own efforts and strength can we create good results!
However, the most dazzling and moving thing is "Shu embroidery". I saw the hall darken and a girl wearing a red embroidered cheongsam came out. Then the lights flashed, and the girl's cheongsam instantly turned into various colors. With the wonderful music, she became four girls. They turned the barrier behind them, and four kinds of exquisite embroidery appeared on the cheongsam. In an instant, four graceful girls were caught in the barrier and turned into four beautiful pictures. Soon, under the soft light, the singer "Chris Lee" came out. Halfway through the song, she turned around and four Chris Lee appeared on the stage. They came forward hand in hand. Listening to beautiful songs and watching the magical stage high technology, I was intoxicated. ...
14 The warm sunshine ushered in the 20xx New Year's Day with the bell and walked into our campus. On Wednesday afternoon, all the teachers and students in our school came to the playground in front to watch the New Year's Day party with great interest. We walked out of the classroom and came to the playground in front in order. The exciting moment has arrived! The host stepped onto the stage, invited the judges first, then invited the headmaster to speak, and then played the first program: Spring Festival Overture. The sound of the piano spread across the sky like a melody, and everyone felt the breath of New Year's Day. Then, the second program is "Getting Started" in our class and Class 52. They performed beautiful movements. The third program is "Congratulations to the Father of the Motherland". The dance is very rhythmic and in line with the beat of music. The fourth is allegro for the fourth grade group-"Praise Our Campus" ... Among them, my favorite is the mechanical dance of junior high school boys, whose movements are as funny as robots. One action I remember most clearly is the scene where six robots move together at the end of the performance-the action led by a leader makes them know what to do next-knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. The audience burst into thunderous applause after the performance. Other programs are also wonderful. The third grade children changed from Welcome to Beijing to What a Beautiful Campus, and they sang wonderfully. The sixth-grade "Song of Prosperity" is a butterfly dance, and the fourth-grade chorus sings with relish, winning applause from the audience ... This New Year's Day is fresh in my memory, especially full, particularly meaningful and interesting! Ah, today is really a happy day! It's also an unforgettable day!
Hanging colorful ribbons and balloons with different shapes, the host is ready, the actors are ready, and our New Year's Eve party has begun.
In the New Year music, eight hosts made their debut!
Yang Zezhe and his mother walked onto the stage together. They are wearing parent-child clothes, red scarves and lollipops in their hands. They walked onto the stage with their mother and sang the English version of Happy New Year.
Just after the English version of Happy New Year ended, the arrogant drummer Jiang appeared. He sat in the chair and we gave him the warmest applause.
The next program is "Did you hear me" with my friends. I was so nervous that I didn't even finish my skirt. There was a gap between us, so we failed.
At the New Year's Day party, students showed their magical powers. For example, TFBOYS sang The Journey to the West and Save Mr. Banks, and the electronic piano performed beautifully.
The whole two-hour program ended, and we took photos on the rostrum with our parents. Why does teacher Zhang want us to take pictures in front of the podium? Because the teacher wants the chairman to encourage us to study hard and make progress every day!
After taking photos, we went back to the classroom for dinner. As soon as I got to the classroom, I ate like crazy.
This is a happy New Year's Day party, which is really unforgettable!
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