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Please use "surprise" and "eat a catty" to cheat a story. Does it have to be funny?

One day, when the teacher asked for a composition, Xiao Ming saw a pile of cow dung in the vegetable market! I am surprised! He has never seen it before, so he wants to write a composition on this subject! After correcting the composition, the teacher flew into a rage. The teacher called Xiaoming to the office and said, "Were you surprised when you saw cow dung?" Come and eat! "The teacher put forward a big bucket of cow dung and stuffed it into Xiao Ming's mouth. Xiao Ming swallowed cow dung and said, "Shit! It's already 2 kilograms! "