Humorous sentences 100 make girls happy.

1, if people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to their faces.

Didn't you say that your premier can hold a boat in his stomach? Don't care.

You know, holding this thread in your hand is like a constant fate, pulling each other.

It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

5. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side.

You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.

7. You know, no one can touch my heart except you.

8. Even if you have done something so difficult to get up, what can stump you the next day!

I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. Being a woman needs to be open-minded and broad-minded in order to be happy and obedient.

10, you leave when you say it, and you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

1 1. I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.

12, I'm so nervous to meet the other parents today. After all, I hit his son first.

13. Look at the girl opposite. The seed of lonely boy's love needs you to give me some love.

14, I know I miss you, but I care about you; After much deliberation, I'd rather suffer!

15, the secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage.

16, I don't care about your appearance, you will always be the most beautiful person in my heart.

17, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

18, the money in the pocket is the most ruthless, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

19, I kissed your face. It was all cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.

20. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. The roots are the same, so it's too urgent.

2 1, except Tomb-Sweeping Day, people in China can regard all festivals as Valentine's Day!

22. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out.

24. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

25. I get to school early every day. On the surface, I love studying, but several people know that we are here to copy our homework.

I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.

27. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan, am I ugly? The fan shook its head silently all night.

28. I can't hold my mouth, I can't walk, I lie in bed after dinner and think, how can I become beautiful?

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

3 1, I can be happy several times when you laugh, and I will be sad for several years when you cry once.

32. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then let's keep a safe distance!

33. Love at first sight, bid farewell to infatuation, and strive to win hearts all day long. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't you understand my heart!

34. I just want to go on with one person, no matter what I will encounter in the future.

35. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I'm going to find my own answer!

37. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

It has become my habit to listen to your noise every day. Watching you crazy every day has become my hobby.

Come with me, and you will be happy. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

40. People like you have nothing to talk about except love.

4 1, since I met you, I'm sure I came to this world to know you.

42. A thousand cups are not drunk, but I am drunk when I see your smile.

43. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

44. Are you still thinking about me? Don't get me wrong, I don't want to disturb you! But I miss you so much! Can you understand this feeling?

45. Cherish the dark-looking person around you, because one day a coal mine truck passes by, and you may never see him again.

46. I have entered my life, and I have been preparing for you all my life.

You know, no one can touch my heart like you.

48. You told me to get out, I got out, and you told me to come back. Sorry, I rolled away!

49. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.

That's your business, not mine. My future career and ideal, I want to create it myself!

5 1. In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure.

52. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

53. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

54. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you, and the best hope is to have you to accompany me crazy for a lifetime.

55. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

57. Q: Have you ever cried for a woman? A: I cried. Q: Who? A: My mother was beaten until she cried herself hoarse.

58. You smiled slightly and said nothing to me, but I feel that I have been waiting for this for a long time.

59. I always keep my head down in class. The teacher asked me why. I answered calmly and sank back. I suddenly remembered home!

I can't promise that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.

6 1, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.

62. The way you eat is really cute. I want to look at you like this all my life.

63. Girl, I think you have fine features and integrity. Can you enter my ancestral grave in a hundred years?

64. I feel bad today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

65. My love for you will not change until the end of the world. If you don't believe me, I will always wait for you.

66. I dare not love you too much for fear of forgetting myself. I dare not love you too much, for fear of losing myself. I dare not love you too much, for fear that I can't find myself.

67. My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as cameras, microphones, and yourself.

68. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!

69. How can eating be so cute? Have you been trained?

70. Life without you is like a walking corpse. A cigarette and a glass of wine are not important.

7 1, half my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

73. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

74. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now it is black.

Teacher, Xiaogang will ask for leave tomorrow, because he may be ill tomorrow.

Actually, I used to be very tall, but I often took a bath and it shrank.

Come with me, and you will be happy. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

78. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

79. Your Majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask for, so please put them in limbo. Men and women can't stand these birds. It's too hot.

80. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

8 1, I won't allow you to be alone. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely.

82. These days, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, meanness, cheating, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.

83. Only by experiencing the ups and downs of life can we enrich our experience and understand the true meaning of life.

84. Modern sadness has flooded. Remember to be good to yourself.

85. If you want to cry, stand on your head. In this way, the tears that were supposed to flow out could not flow out. Have you learned?

86. Marry a chicken with a chicken; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose!

87. Don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me for being handsome. I'm afraid I can't stand it. I'll go with you all my life.

88. Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, and it looked painful just because I loved you.

89. You are so tacky. You always send your own selfie photos. Just seeing you makes my hands ache.

90. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever!

9 1, the world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to let you go, so I can't let you go out again, I want to hug you.

92. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are quite good." Why did you dump me?

93. Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

94. It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I have you, I don't need to be tempted by others.

95. How time flies! We've known each other for a year in 355 days.

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96. You dare to talk to me about basketball even if you don't know Beckham!

If I were a genius, I would draw a well, put you in it and draw a lid.

98. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

99. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

100, actually, I didn't mean to grow taller, because I'm afraid of heights. If I grow too high, I'm afraid. ;