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Why is Nobel so rich?

Question 1: Why is Nobel so rich? Born in Stockholm, Sweden, Nobel is an outstanding chemist, engineer, inventor and entrepreneur. He obtained 355 patents for technological inventions in his life. He not only engaged in research and invention, but also carried out industrial practice and set up industry. He opened about 100 companies and factories in 20 countries on five continents, such as Europe and America, and accumulated huge wealth. When Nobel died, he made a will: "Please turn my property into a fund, and use the interest of this fund as a bonus every year to reward those who made outstanding contributions to mankind in the previous year."

See, treat interest as a bonus. In China, the estimated principal is gone.

Hope to adopt!

Question 2: Is Nobel Rich or Bill Gates Rich? 1, Gates earns $250 per second, which is $20 million a day and $7.8 billion a year;

2. If Gates loses $65,438+0,000, he is too lazy to pick it up, because it takes him four seconds to pick it up, and he has bent down to earn $65,438+0,000 back;

The national debt of the United States is about $5.62 trillion. If Gates pays it back, the American debt will be paid off in less than 65,438+00 years.

4. If Gates donates $ 15 to everyone on earth, finally, he still has $5 million in pocket money;

5.michael. Jordan is the highest-paid athlete in America. If he doesn't eat or drink and saves his annual income of $30 million, he will have to save it for 277 years to be as rich as Gates is now.

6. If Gates were a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth, or the13rd largest company in the United States, even bigger than IBM.

7. If you change all Gates' money into one dollar, you can build a road to connect the earth and the moon and go back and forth 14 times, but you must insist on building this road 1400 years and use 7 13 B747 planes to transport the money;

8. Gates is 45 years old. Assuming that he can live for another 35 years, he must spend 6.78 million dollars a day to spend all his money and go to heaven.

9. However, if users of Microsoft Windows can claim 1 USD from Gates every time their computer crashes, Gates will go bankrupt within three years;

At present, his wealth is about 48 billion dollars, up to 96 billion dollars. A main list of Nobel's assets converted into cash in various countries is as follows (this is a list that was greatly depreciated and discounted in the process of converting Nobel's assets into cash):

Sweden 5,796,140.00; Norway 94,472.28; Germany 6,152,250.95; Austria 228,754.20; France 7,280,865,438+07.23; Scotland 3913938.67; England 3,904,235.32; Italy 630,465,438+00.10; Russia 5,232,773.45; Total: SEK 33,233,792.20.

The total amount of this inheritance converted into cash is 33,233,792 Swedish kronor, which is about 9.2 million US dollars. Not only then, but now, this legacy of Nobel is indeed a huge legacy.

According to the articles of association of the Nobel Foundation, a fund can be completely obtained by one person or divided equally by two or more people. Among them, the peace prize can be awarded not only to individuals, two or more people, but also to an organization and institution.

According to the articles of association, in addition to the considerable bonus awarded that year, the winner can also get a gold medal and an award certificate. Because the main fund of the Nobel Fund changes every year, the net income of the fund will be different every year, so the amount of each bonus will be different every year. For example, when 190 1 wins the first prize, the amount of each prize is about150,000 Swedish kronor, which is about 42,000 US dollars. Since then, due to the investment in bonds, stocks, real estate and other profits. The Nobel Fund keeps increasing in value and the amount of prize money is increasing year by year. After 1980s, the amount of each bonus increased to more than 6,543.8+0,000 Swedish kronor. In the 1990s, the amount of each bonus increased greatly. For example, 1993, each bonus is 6.7 million Swedish kronor, which is about $840,000 that year. For another example, each bonus in 1996 has been increased to 7.4 million Swedish kronor, which was about1120,000 dollars that year.

In general, Gates is richer and more supportive of the new number.

Question 3: Why is Nobel so rich? Why hasn't his legacy Nobel Prize been shared? He seems to make high explosives. He's not that rich, is he? 1, because he found several methods to passivate nitroglycerin and applied for a patent (this is his greatest contribution). Nitroglycerin was many times more powerful than other explosives at that time, but it was too sensitive to be used. But after Nobel invented the method of inactivating nitroglycerin, he also invented the method of detonating the inactivated nitroglycerin-detonator. And applied for a patent.

This greatly accelerated the development of industry, and almost every project will use his invention. Later, many kinds of high explosives were invented. This is why he is super rich.

Nobel's legacy has actually been used up, and all the prizes come from the foundation. The money comes from public donations, stock investment, authoritative organizations and the support of * * *.

Most importantly, the Nobel Foundation does not only rely on Nobel's legacy. This is just start-up capital. Now it has a lot of donation income, and it is also operating very well. If there are difficulties, * * * will help.

Question 4: How much money does Nobel have? The world-famous Nobel Foundation pays up to $5 million in prize money every year. We can't help asking: How much money does the Nobel Foundation have? In fact, the success of the Nobel Foundation is not only due to a huge sum of money donated by Nobel himself 100 years ago, but also due to the good financial management of the Nobel Foundation. The Nobel Foundation was established in 1896, with a donation of $9.8 million from Nobel. Since the foundation is set up to pay bonuses, there is no mistake in management. Therefore, in the early days of the foundation, its articles of association clearly stipulated that the investment scope of the fund should be limited to safe and fixed-income projects, such as bank deposits and government bonds. This investment principle that capital preservation is more important than yield and safety is paramount is indeed a prudent approach. However, the result of sacrificing the rate of return is that, with the annual bonus payment and fund operation expenses, more than 50 years have passed, and by 1953, the fund's assets are only over 3 million US dollars. Seeing that the fund's assets will be exhausted, the directors of the Nobel Foundation woke up in time and realized the importance of the return on investment to the accumulation of wealth, so they made a breakthrough change in 1953 and changed the fund management regulations, from the original only allowing deposits and purchases of government bonds in banks to the financial management concept of mainly investing in stocks and real estate. After the change of asset management concept, the fate of the fund reversed. In 1993, the total assets of the fund rolled to more than $200 million.

Question 5: How rich is Nobel? Nobel made a will before his death, using part of his legacy-9.2 million dollars as a fund and its annual interest of about 200 thousand dollars as a bonus to reward those scientists and scholars who have made outstanding contributions to the happiness and progress of mankind. To this end, Sweden established the Nobel Foundation, 1900, on June 29th, and the board of directors managed and distributed the prize money.

If the fund runs out of money, it is estimated that Sweden will allocate it.

Question 6: The Nobel Prize paid so much money. . Won't Nobel's legacy be spent? He spends a lot and earns a lot. Otherwise, there will be no money for so many years. They have specialized financial institutions and will not be without money!

Question 7: Why did Nobel award 1 14 and the prize money? At first, Nobel's legacy was only 3 10/00000 Swiss francs. From 190 1 to now, the total prize money awarded by the Nobel Prize has already far exceeded the Nobel legacy. So, why can we afford the bonus? The reason why the Nobel Prize can be continuously distributed is because of investment and financial management. Love life, love financial management, choose e-loan from Yindian, and enjoy it with more than 4,300 users. ...

Question 8: Why do most great scientists and Nobel Prize winners come from wealthy families?

Nobel prizes include gold medals, certificates and bonuses. 1968, on the occasion of its 300th anniversary, the Swedish National Bank donated a large sum of money to the Nobel Fund, and added the "Swedish Bank Economics Award in Memory of alfred nobel" [1-2], which was first awarded in 1969. [ 1-2]

Question 9: Why is Japan so developed and so rich? You don't know much about Japan. .

Still trapped in the myth made up by some people!

During the Cold War, Japan obtained a lot of technology from Europe and America almost for free, which created conditions for rapid economic growth at low cost in the 1970s and 1980s. .

Therefore, it also obediently signed the Plaza Agreement with the United States. Let your economy enter the lost 20 years.

After all, "take the softness of others and eat the softness of others"! ! !

Every year, we spend a lot of money on the "Nobel Prize" in peripheral operations, and do everything possible to make the Japanese shortlisted and selected. .

Shaping the image of a powerful country in science and technology. . Defend the myths in some populations! ! !

Japanese technology is more advanced than China at present, but you should know his background. How did it come into being? .

He is standing on the shoulders of the United States, compared with China! ! !

You think Japan learned it all by itself? Ha ha. . Jokes.

Yamato people are not wise enough, but they have too many crafts.

Besides, he is especially good at bragging.

Japanese history is called 1 ten thousand years ~ ~ 1 ten thousand years of boasting history! ! !

Some people in China who don't know the truth also use misinformation to help blow.

Some * * * have ulterior motives and try their best to beautify everything in Japan! ! Despise everything about China! ! !

In short, you can pay attention to tactics. . . The above is just a brief talk.

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In addition:

After the earthquake, Japan discharged a large amount of high-concentration radioactive wastewater into the Pacific Ocean twice!

In the past year, Japanese imports of vegetables and rice to China and neighboring countries (not to mention the protection of domestic rice farmers) have increased significantly. Why?

Do you believe that Japan will take the radiation seafood caught in the Pacific Ocean as its own?

Seafood, rice, sushi and sashimi imported for China tourists. . Really? Ha ha. .

Pesticide and hormone residues can be treated with drugs. Who knows how to treat radiation sickness?

Pesticide and hormone residues can be treated with drugs. Who knows how to treat radiation sickness?

Who are those China people who still travel to Japan?

Haha's laughter ..

Question 10: What happened to China? Stars are so rich, they all say that a wedding is bigger than a Nobel Prize. Then scientists quit 70 points. In fact, scientists are not poor In fact, the state allocates a lot of money to scientific research every year, and there is no big conflict between Huang Xiaoming and scientists. There is no reason to say that winning the Nobel Prize must be something.