Two cold jokes: the benefits of obesity

1, in fact, being fat is also good. Your hunchback, chest and legs are not so obvious after you gain weight. This is what people often say, "Trees are naturally straight."

2. I just went to work in the morning, and the beautiful shopkeeper is changing work clothes in the office. Xiao pang broke into the house, and the beautiful shopkeeper was very unhappy: "Why don't you knock?"

Xiao Pang also felt embarrassed and said shyly, "How about I go back and start over?"

Xiao Pang quits the office and goes straight to the company gate. The beauty shopkeeper asked behind him, "Xiao Pang, where are you going to retire?"

Xiao Pang beckoned: "Don't worry, I'm from home, I'll go home!" " "