A short homophonic joke

99 multiplication table: one wine is right, one wine is lost. Three glasses of wine hungry wife, four glasses of wine flow. Wine can tear everything apart.

People are not as tall as rubber.

Xiao Huan asked Xiao Shi:? Do you have an adhesive plaster?

Xiaoshi scratched his head and said apologetically, I don't have any adhesive plaster! ?

Small laughter way:? You are not as tall as an oak bark! ?

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Son:? Dad, in this novel, a monk died, not dead, but said? Dead? , why?

Dad:? Born? Well, go back to your hometown. ?

The carelessness of the escaped prisoner.

A criminal thinks about how to escape from prison all day and when is the best time. One day, while working on the farm, he accidentally picked up a peach and thought it was a hint from heaven? Run away? ! Great joy in my heart! In the interrogation room, the policeman asked. Why did I find a peach when I escaped from prison, thinking that God hinted that I was going to escape from prison, so I just. . . ? Then why did you get caught back! ? For a moment, I didn't notice that the color of the peach was white! ?

IP card

The monkey picked up a card. It wants to see what it is, so it climbs to the branch to see. At this moment, a flash of lightning hit it. Monkey: TMD, it's an IP card.

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