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Requesting the lyrics for Peking Opera "Huaihe Camp" (sung by Ma Lianliang)
Peking Opera "Huaihe Camp"
Lyrics
Lü Lu: Wang Yanjia, the boss of Xipi Rocking Board, returned to Haizang.
Lu Chan: Xipi Yaoban Guotai ascended the throne and was granted the title of ten kings.
Liu Zhang: Xipi Yaoban was angry in his heart but smiling in front of his face, but he was too worried to speak out.
Lu Pheasant: Xipi Yaoban, this girl is good-looking, and she was born with a pair of beautiful mandarin ducks.
Li Zuoche: Xipi Yaoban Everyone quietly passed through the alley and came to the gate wall of Kuaihou Mansion.
Kuaiche: The Xipi guide board suddenly heard a report from the courtyard, and the running water couldn't help but make me feel angry! I also resigned from my post and returned to Lin Dynasty. I didn’t care about the affairs of the court anymore. Which purpose did the imperial decree call me for?
Liu Jia: Xipi Yaoban hated Empress Lu for usurping the throne,
Liu Jiao: Xipi Yaoban ordered Liu Chang to kill Liu Yuan.
Liu Jia: Xipi Yaoban saw that the country was in danger,
Liu Jia: Xipi Yaoban had a laborer and went to Huainan.
Kuai Che: The Xipiliu fruit really caught my eye, and there must be a reason for it. It must be Mr. Luan Bu who recommended me and told me to go through the difficulties alone. He lowered his head and made a mental calculation to drag the two of them to Huainan together.
Liu Jia: Xipi Sanban worked hard even though three people arrived in Huainan,
Li Zuoche: Xipi Sanban worked hard even to pieces.
Luan Bu: Xipi Sanban, I will be punished by him today.
Kuaiche: Xipi Sanban, you boast that the doctor’s medicine is not good.
Kuaiche: Xipi Yaoban was sent to Huainan to show off his rhetoric.
Luan Bu: Xipi Yaoban and I arrived at the gate of hell.
Kuai Che: Xipi Yaoban, King of Huainan, he passed the order,
Li Zuoche: Xipi Yaoban was divided into three groups to see him.
Kuai Che: Xipi Yaoban clearly tried to deceive the tiger first, so we couldn’t help but——
Kuai Che and Li Zuoche: Xipi Yaoban laughed haha.
Luan Bu: Xipi Liushui's war drum couldn't stop beating, and it only made Luan Bu feel numb. I'll take this opportunity and run away. It's a matter of life and death.
Kuai Che: Xipi Liushui must not make jokes at this time. How can you hide your nonsense from us? You were exaggerating in Chang'an, so why are you acting cunning now? The left hand held Li Zuoche, and the right hand held Luan Pu. The three of them closed the hell door together and climbed up. The words of life and death were left to him.
Li Zuoche: Xipi rocker Xiao Liu Chang put down his knife and sword, trying to scare Zuoche into difficulty.
Li Zuoche: The Empress Xianggong of Xipi Yaoban died miserably, leaving her young master alone in the world.
Liu Chang: Xipi Yaoban was filled with anger after hearing this. With your sweet words, you scolded the lonely king! If you enter Huaiying and talk nonsense, how can you be blamed for stirring up trouble? When people come to prison, they will be distributed, and then they will be announced to the second class to see the lonely king.
Luan Bu: There is an array of swords and spears on the small guide gate of Xipi, and the flowing water is bright, so it is not afraid of disturbing people! When I came to the camp gate, I kept my eyes open, but my eyes were dim and I couldn't see clearly.
Luan Bu: Xipi Liushui suddenly heard the general's order coming from inside, which scared me, Luan Bu, to the core. This incident angered his nature. At that time, when he was pushed out of the gate, his life was overturned. If I'm bold enough, I'll get into the knife formation, and I'll answer whatever he asks me.
Luan Bu: Xipi Sanban was tied up with a rope in an instant, which scared me, Luan Bu, to the core. I shouted to Lao Kuai to come and save my life!
Kuaiche: Why was Marquis Yu of Xipi Sanban sentenced to death?
Luan Bu: Xipi Sanban, Liu Chang, is a kid who just ignores me and ties him up without letting me explain. Two of the three of us were tied up. It’s you alone who can save us!
Kuai Che: Xipi Sanban smiled and groaned after listening to my words, but you are listening to what I have to say: Since you know that Xiao Liu is violent and violent, why did you recommend me to see others? This is also your retribution for playing tricks on yourself. If you want to be saved, you have to ask someone else to save you. I advise Marquis Yu to wait patiently while I go to see Liu Chang and risk his life. I hope Yan Han is lucky to be able to persuade him, and it is not in vain for the three of us to travel thousands of miles to Huaiying, so we can come together. It all relies on my three-inch tongue to win in defeat,
Luan Bu: Xipi Sanban, you have to be careful when you go in!
Kuaiche: Xipi Sanban lowered his head and thought to himself, how can he win with persuasion? I will make up my mind and meet others with my clothes and hat crossed.
I lift up my robe and get into the knife formation to see what he does to me!
Liu Chang: Xipi shook the board and asked me questions, but I couldn't answer the questions here. I should have been violent with him, but it was an old minister who came before the late king! I'll put aside the hatred in my heart for the time being, and then I'll make it clear to Kuai Che.
Liu Chang: After listening to Kuai Che’s Theory of Three Sins, Xipi shook the board and woke up feeling ashamed like a dream. He hurriedly stepped down and bowed respectfully. Mr. Duomeng taught the younger generation.
Kuaiche: Xipi shakes the board for disrespecting a thousand years of age and disrespecting me. Please forgive me and return my two old ministers as soon as possible.
Liu Chang: Xipi Sanban sent an order to invite the two elders quickly.
Li Zuoche: Xipi Sanban is thought to have been accomplished by Kuai Che.
Kuaiche: Xipi's little guide said goodbye to Chang'an and turned around, and the flowing water was filled with triumph and laughter. Looking at half a pair of Luan drivers standing in line, this glory is not easy. I was so close to escaping from death. Who can dare to move forward in such a dangerous situation? I waddled out of the front hall,
Li Zuoche: Xipi Sanban is worthy of the reputation of tongue bianhou——
Luan Bu: Xipi Sanban is worthy of its reputation!
Liu Chang: Kuai Che, the master of Xipi, speaks boldly, and his words are as bold as a river! I lowered my head and thought about it secretly, and suddenly the seven holes were filled with smoke again!
Li Zuoche: Xipi Rocking Board suddenly heard and called Class Three again,
Luan Bu: Xipi Rocking Board will go in this time to finish playing!
Kuaiche: Xipi Yaoban and the three of them went to Jinluan together, and they started talking when they saw Qiantou.
Liu Chang: Xipi Yaoban hurriedly tied up the three old men,
Tian Zichun: Xipi Yaoban hurriedly walked into Huaihe Camp. Quickly bring the three elders to loosen the bundles. If you want to kill me, Tian Zichun, first.
Liu Zhang: The two yellow guides of the suona are blown by the breeze, and the dew-stained copper pot leaks. The original board is draped with broken stars and the slanting moon to patrol the palace wall. Standing on Jinshui Bridge and looking up, I saw only purple mist and clouds surrounding Jianzhang. The Dragon Tower and Feng Pavilion are still intact, except for the entrepreneurial emperor of the year.
Liu Zhang: Xipi was originally worried about the country and felt like his soul was wandering. Thinking about it carefully added infinite melancholy. Emperor Gao's three-foot sword revolted against Mang Dang, and Fengyunhui killed the white snake and became famous everywhere. On the 26th, Zhang Liang and Han Xin came to the stage to pay homage to the generals. The overlord of Han Dynasty destroyed Qin and Chu and promoted Yan. He died in Wujiang River. The unified mountains and rivers of Jin can not be enjoyed in peace, and the rocking board can only be illuminated by the stars and the moon in the cold sky.
Zhou Bo: Xipi Yaoban hates Empress Lu for planning to cause trouble in the country.
Wang Ling: If Xipi Yaoban meets Zhu Xuhou, we will discuss it again.
Liu Zhang: The Xipi Yaobanyan Han family and the Lu family are like snipe and clam, why should we be afraid of Liu Zhang, the powerful traitor! Please ask the two gentlemen to watch together at the Meridian Gate. Show your loyalty and courage, and I will definitely wipe out the strong beams.
Zhou Bo: Xipi's rocking board looks promising, but there is still hope for Han Dynasty.
Wang Ling: Xipi's rocking board used words to impress that little Liu Zhang.
Lu Pheasant: Xipi Adagio Gao Huangye Yan rode a dragon back to the spiritual realm and established himself as the queen of the Ninth Five-Year Plan. I should honor my ancestors and grant them the same surname, so that I can sit in the Dragon Tower and take charge of the world.
Eight Kings: Each crown on the Xipi Rocking Board must be worn neatly, and a banquet was held in Weiyang Palace to celebrate the Duke.
Liu Zhang: Xipi shakes the board, wears a python robe and a golden crown, and is majestic. I am my nephew Tianyan Qilin. I want to get rid of the traitors in the country who are pretending to be respectful, so my minister Liu Zhang came here to congratulate the emperor.
Liu Zhang: Xipi Shaker Zhu Xuhou has now made a drinking supervision order, and everyone in Weiyang Palace is a member of the Lu family. Give me a courtesy in front of the banquet and invite all the guests. Let's get drunk and enjoy peace together today.
Liu Zhang: Xipi Yaoban, I am ordered to supervise the wine order, which is as big as a military order. How dare you, a mere mediocre person, disrespect me! There is a three-foot Longquan Sword asking for your name.
Lv Chan: Xipi Shaking Board The brave little Liu Zhang is good at killing the emperor's relatives! I'm here to step forward and fight with you,
Lv Zhi: The bold little Liu Zhang of Xipi rocking board is good at killing the emperor's relatives!
Liu Zhang: Xipi shakes the banquet to thank the emperor and leaves the palace without being punished. If she wants to seek the throne, she may not be able to do so!
Chen Ping: Xipi Sanban Weiyang palace was in flames, and he hurriedly entered the palace to see the king.
Chen Ping: Xipi Sanban retreated from the palace without saying a word, and Chen Ping could hardly speak. Lifting the end of his robe and leading him out of the palace, Zhang Cang did things carelessly. The archives are in the Xiaolian Hall and should not be presented to the emperor! If Huaihe sends troops, it will be difficult to save your family!
Zhang Cang: When Xipi Sanban saw Chen Ping, his face changed, and I, Zhang Cang, was so frightened that I didn’t dare to speak. If the Huaihe River sends troops, it will be difficult for my family to survive.
Tian Zichun: Xipi Yaoban Huaihe was ordered by the young master to steal the scroll and run away.
Tian Zichun: Xipi Yaoban pretended to be drunk without drinking, and fell into a daze in the middle of the street.
Tian Zichun: Xipi Yaoban was surprised when he heard that the imperial document was burned. He lowered his head and thought to himself, and suddenly a plan came to mind.
Zhang Cang: Xipi Liushui is feeling depressed at home. Chen Ping has invited me to come.
Zhang Cang: Xipi Yaoban’s courtyard holds a lamp to guide the way. Let’s meet Chen Ping for a drink. Patrol
Chen Ping: Xipi Liushui secretly only blames the country for being too weird, and the Huo Fenzong scrolls should not be dealt with. Sitting outside the second hall, waiting for Zhang Cang to arrive
Zhang Cang: Xipi Liushui only hates the country so much in his heart, and the archives should not be burned with fire. The family led the way with me, and we arrived at the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion before we knew it
Zhang Cang: Xipi Rocking Board Zhang Cang lifted up his clothes and entered the mansion. Why was it so deserted in the flowing water? Standing in the second hall with eyes open, I saw Chen Ping patrolling for a drink
Chen Ping: Xipi Liushui was preparing a banquet in the mansion, and Zhang Yutai came outside the mansion. Walking forward, he hurriedly bowed down, and the gods of the past listened happily. If I have my heart towards the country, God will bring disaster to me. Kowtow your head and pull away, let's see how Zhang Cang gets up
Zhang Cang: Xipi Liushui fell to his knees in the dust, and the gods of the past listened happily: If I have my heart towards Lu, God will bring disaster to me. . He kowtowed, stood up, and asked the prime minister if he was safe
Zhang Cang: The little guide from Xipi was so scared that I was out of my mind. I found the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion through the black holes in the scattered board
Zhang Cang: Xipi Sanban Zhang Cang lifted his robe and knelt in the dust, thanking my lord for his kindness. A steel knife is used to cut people's throats. This bright steel knife is frightening! I stood in the front hall and shouted loudly, and nine times I called ten times I got no response. I couldn't bear to leave Jiao'er, so I went to the study to call him. I wonder where I can keep my slave? A person's long life is also death, it is better to live for the rest of his life. This steel knife was used to cut people's throats
Mrs. Zhang: Why did Mr. Xipi Sanban do this?
Mrs. Zhang: Xipi Sanban was shocked when he heard this, and his family's life was hard to save.
Zhang Cang: The little slave Xipi Liushui was frightened by my cowardice and took an ancient book as a file. Look at it from the beginning. Call me madam and you will be in charge. Yaoban Gaozu revolted in Peifeng, and Kuaiban drew his sword to kill the snake on the way. Written in the first row is Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, Empress Lu is the main palace official. There are rankings for the Sannomiya and the Sixth Academy, and the Ten Kings of Kanto are also famous. When I read the seventh part of the document, I found out that Liu Changben was the son of Concubine Zhao
Zhang Cang: Xipi Yaoban bid farewell to his wife and left the house
Zhang Cang: Xipi Sanban was the light of the house. Yin, who do I know if I have the archives? The younger one doesn't sit with the big one. If he asks me something, I will answer it
Zhang Cang: Xipi shakes the board to bid farewell to the prime minister and leaves the house, and then talks to the prime minister again
Zhang Cang: Xipi Yaoban bids farewell to the Prime Minister and leaves the government
Chen Ping: Xipi Yaoban revives the Jin family in the Han Dynasty
Lü Pheasant: Xipi Yaoban heard that Liu Changzao On the contrary, Sanban felt like arrows were piercing his heart
Liu Chang: The three armies of Xipi Guide Ban have trapped the palace courtyard, Sanban will avenge his birth mother’s injustice today
Lü Pheasant: Xipi Sanban is very sad for me. Call your dear son and evacuate the troops to Huainan quickly
Liu Chang: Xipi Yaoban Guwang is not your own child
Liu Zhang: Xipi Yaoban Zhao Guomu is his biological mother , you shouldn’t poison her to death
Liu Chang: Xipi Yaoban is going to avenge her injustice today
Lv Pheasant: Why did Xipi Yaoban listen to what others said? You are too ridiculous to have no proof and no evidence
Liu Chang: What Xipi Yaoban said is too ridiculous to be without proof. The existing documents make the claim
Liu Zhang: The Xipi Yaoban dossier is in How can it be hidden in the palace, how can it be left in the outer chamber
Liu Chang: Xipi Yaoban said that the archives are hidden inside, and I want you to take a look at them immediately! Sitting and standing on a carved saddle, call Zhang Cang
Zhang Cang: The silk reins are tied outside the Meridian Gate of Xipi Rocking Board. Has the Crown Prince ever given up his position? The file is here
Liu Chang: Xipi Shake Ban, speak the file loudly, and read every line carefully
Zhang Cang: Xipi Allegro, don’t take a breath It's hard to say, so I held up the ancestral volume and read it carefully: The old prince wrote it on the first volume, and Lu Guotai wrote it on the second chapter of the ancestral lane. The seventh volume of the Clan Party of the Ten Kings of Guandong is about the Empress Xiangguan.
She was also raised by the palace as a child, and was given the title of Liu Chang in Huainan. His mother was actually killed by Lu Du, and it seemed that the retribution was clear
Liu Chang: Xipi shook the board and stood on the carved saddle to surrender the order, killing Lu and supporting the Han Dynasty was very successful
Lv Pheasant: Xipi Yao Ban Liu Chang turned his back and refused to discuss it, and cried to touch his heart
Liu Chang: Xipi shook Ban Guotai's tears like rain, which touched his heart instantly. How can we forget the kindness of upbringing
Liu Zhang: Xipi Rocking Board makes me feel anxious at this time
Zhang Cang: Xipi Allegro The King of Huainan cried with pride and sorrow, and his heart was panicked after his success failed. He went up to the Taiwei and asked him, "Do you have any clever ideas for establishing a kingdom?" Lu Pheasant: The three armies of Xipi Allegro gathered together to attack Liu Changxiang, but the Ai family had no idea. Commit suicide in the palace and set fire
Zhang Cang: Xipi Yaoban everyone breaks through the Meridian Gate
The eunuch: Xipi Yaoban brings the jade seal to pick up the king
Xipi Liushui, don't make jokes at this time
How can you hide your nonsense from us? It was you who exaggerated in Chang'an
Why are you acting cunning now and holding Li Zuoche with your left hand
The right hand held Luan Pu again, and the three of them closed the ghost door together and climbed out
The words of life and death were left to him.
Extended information:
The Peking Opera "Huaihe Camp" is a classic play of the Ma Lianliang Ma School. The general plot is: Empress Lu planned to seize the Han Dynasty, but she was afraid of the clan's opposition, so she deceived the censor Zhang. The Liu family genealogy kept by Cang Cang was burned at that time. Liu Tong, the king of Liang in the Huaihe River (first Liu Chang), ordered Tian Zichun to ask Chen Ping, the prime minister, to obtain the genealogy. Chen ordered Zhang to hand it over, but Zhang Wujuan planned to commit suicide.
Zhang Zixiuyu had hidden the original scroll long ago, and the copy burned by Empress Lu was a copy. Zhang was overjoyed when he heard about it and handed the original scroll to Chen Ping. Liu Tong didn't know that Qi Ji, who was killed by Empress Lu, was his biological mother. Kuai Che, Li Zuoche, Luan Bu and others went to tell the story and were imprisoned. Tian Zichun stole another imperial document to prove it, and King Liang realized it. He united the seven kingdoms and Zhou Bo, Chen Ping, Zhang Cang, etc. to help Emperor Liu Heng of Han Dynasty ascend the throne, killed the whole family surnamed Lu in revenge, and Queen Lu burned the palace and committed suicide.
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